Researchers Find Link Between Obesity; Calories

by NickFun

A groundbreaking study from the Pennington Biomedical Research Center in Baton Rouge, LA reveals that the more calories an individual consumes, the fatter he/she becomes. Read More __________________________________

Facebook Offers Solution to Privacy Concerns

by NickFun

In an effort to fend off lawsuits, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and other Facebook officials offered a practical plan to protect Facebook members privacy. Read More __________________________________

John Boehner and Eric Cantor Abducted by Aliens

by Kamal El-Din

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that House GOP leaders Eric Cantor and John Boehner have been abducted by aliens and replaced by evil robots intent on destroying America. D.C. police have taken the two evil robots into custody and are at this moment trying to determine the whereabouts of the two lawmakers. Read More __________________________________

Barefoot Bandit Secretly Inks $5 Million Movie Deal

by NickFun

It seems crime does pay, at least for "Barefoot Bandit" Colton Harris-Moore, as the ex-fugitive has secretly signed a $12 million deal with 20th Century Fox to produce a movie about his famous exploits. Read More __________________________________

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