Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor to Become Stay At Home Mom

by NickFun

Fed up with politics and tired of seeing her kids getting involved with the wrong crowd, Sarah Palin announced today that she will resign as Alaska Governor and devote all her time and energy to performing her "wifely duties". Read More __________________________________

Billy Mays Inks Deal to Represent Jesus Christ

by Walid

Tampa,Florida (Ucs News) The Late TV pitch man Billy Mays has signed a 300 year contract to represent the lord our savor Jesus Christ. According sources in heaven the terms include the rights to the Oxy-clean trademark in the afterlife and salvation in exchange for promoting "Christian values" and ethical behavior. Read More __________________________________

Three Americans killed while filming Japanese Game Show

by Walid

Tokyo (Japan) Ucs News: In a shocking tragedy 3 American contestants lost their lives in a spectacular accident while filming the popular Japanese game show "I survived a Japanese game show". According to accident investigators "They didn't" Read More __________________________________

Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon

by Walid

ARLINGTON(Texas) Ucs News: While millions of his loyal fans mourn the tragic loss of Pop Icon Michael Jackson some in Texas have found reason to celebrate. "We are not really big fans of his music, down here we enjoy country music. And it was hard to watch the girls go crazy for the little fruit cake " says Texan Bruce Canyon. Read More __________________________________

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