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Obama and Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy
 
by Ed E. Druckman
 
The "obvious" choice?

Yes? No? Maybe?

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Text of Clinton Concession Speech Leaked
 
by Kamal El-Din
 
Clinton Concession Speech?Unconfirmed source has received a draft text of the concession speech Hillary Clinton will deliver in the next few days. The draft of the speech was discovered on a copy machine in a West Virginia Kinko's Copy Center. The hand written document is several pages long and contains marginal notes from two or three people other than the original writer. Handwriting analysis has confirmed that the original writer is Hillary Clinton herself.


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McCain Says He Would Put Judge Dredd on Supreme Court
 
by Walid
 
McCain calls for Street Justice!WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., -- Highlighting an issue he plans to use aggressively in the general election campaign, Sen. John McCain stated "the federal courts need some good old fashioned hanging judges." and pledged to nominate Judge Dredd to once again bring justice swift and sure to the streets.

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McCain Says He Would Put "Hanging Judges" on Supreme Court
 
by Walid
 
McCain "Mothers of aborted babies will be doing hard time."WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., -- Highlighting an issue he plans to use aggressively in the general election campaign, Sen. John McCain stated "the federal courts need some good old fashioned hanging judges." and pledged to nominate judges that would once again make abortion a crime.

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China's big clean up worries... first the smog now the blood. Chinese Officials promise : Blood to be cleaned off streets before Olympics

Homeland Security To Terrorists: It's Okay To Bomb Trucks And Trains, But Not Planes.

Bush/Abramoff Photos Go up for Sale on EBay

Dick Cheney and Osama bin Laden Attack American Democracy

smoking gun Mass Grave in Bosnia Found to Contain Iraqis

 

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