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Mitt Romney Admits to Masturbating
 
by NickFun
 
Mitt Romney attributes his thick head of hair to "abstinence and wholesome thoughts".
Devout Mormon and GOP Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney admitted today that he "experimented" once with masturbation when he was in college.

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The 99% Cheer as 50% of the 1% to be Tried for Tax Evasion
 
by NickFun
 
IRS Commissioner Doug Shulman wants to arrest 50% of the 1% but may be hampered by tax laws.
In a stunning IRS crackdown, 50% of the top 1% wage earners in the United States will be tried for tax evasion. Most of the wage earners are raking in over $1 million per year.

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Cure For Tooth Decay Found
 
by NickFun
 
With the vacine tis child would not have to suffer.
Noted oral surgeon Dr Richard Fulcrum announced today that a cure for tooth decay and nearly all oral diseases has been found but not to expect it to be available anytime soon.

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Researchers Find Link Between Obesity; Calories
 
by NickFun
 
Researchers claim that excess calories may be making this woman fat.
A groundbreaking study from the Pennington Biomedical Research Center in Baton Rouge, LA reveals that the more calories an individual consumes, the fatter he/she becomes.

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Bush Speaks Candidly about the NSA, Guantanamo Bay and the Patriot Act

Protecting His And The Administration's Cajones Alberto Gonzales Travels Back In Time To Fight Terror

Josh Beckett is one of many players who objects to the new ruling MLB Bans Meat and Fish As Performance Enhancing Supplements

Top child molestation specialist denies anything other than child molestation. American Pedophilic Association accused of practicing psychiatry

Miers Abruptly Withdraws Name from Consideration for SCOTUS

 

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