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Afghanistan Leaks The Fog Of War
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
Mayhem, Mistakes and Even Murder...It's Just War.

I am not a soldier, nor have I ever been one. The closest I've come to war was listening to the stories of my Uncle John, a decorated veteran of World War II. Some of those stories, including one from a book written by a fellow soldier that mentions John by name, spoke of friendly fire incidents (John inadvertanly almost burned him to death with a flame-thrower when the two came on a house from different directions...and these guys were buddies) and civilians caught in the war zone, in this case France and Belgium in the summer of 1944. These were friendly countries controlled by our then enemy, Nazi Germany. In that war, in Europe alone, millions of civilians died...in carpet bombings, tank battles, artillery barrages, you name it. The Allied forces were probably responsible for most of those deaths, yet today Europeans still commemorate fallen Allied soldiers in cemeteries around their countries.

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General Stanley McChrystal Admits Selling Secrets to Wikileaks
 
by NickFun
 
General McHrystal grimaces because his girdle is just a tad too tight.
Recently retired United States General Stanley McChrystal admitted today that he has sold military secrets to Wikileaks.org for the past several years.

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Thank You, Daniel Schorr
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"Any Time"

It's odd how things can pass you by. I've been moving this weekend, packing boxes, loading stuff into a storage unit in nearly hundred degree heat; you know, everybody's done it. And since my Jeep's FM radio is dead and I'm only getting the AM band, I didn't have NPR on like I would've normally done, so all's I heard was a short blurb on CNN (The Most Busted Name In News) that Daniel Schorr had died. It sorta blew right by me- AM radio is background noise...Rush Limbaugh, Dr. Laura and Michael Wiener aren't worth paying much attention to. It wasn't until last evening that I realized with a start that Daniel Schorr had died. The Daniel Schorr, possibly the very last trustworthy name in journalism. Shit.


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Sharron Angle says unemployed have outlived their usefulness
 
by Dominus Noster
 
LAS VEGAS - Nevada Republican senatorial candidate Sharron Angle said that the unemployed have outlived their usefulness. After being asked what she meant by that, Angle's campaign spokesman backtracked by saying that isn't what she really meant.

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White House Supports Network Television Ban of Christian Films

Plug Pulled! It's a Miracle; Teri Schiavo is Awake, Hungry and Really Pissed At Tom Delay, Bill Frist and George W. Bush!

Clinton Concession Speech? Text of Clinton Concession Speech Leaked

Persecuted Accordian Players Accordion Players Seek their own "Martin Luther King"

"Alberto...Your Fired!" Donald Trump tapped to Fire Alberto Gonzales

 

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