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Bush and Putin Agree to Restart Cold War During G8 Summit
by Kamal El-Din
Bush and Putin Hug at G8(Washington) Much to the relief of arms manufactures, security firms and older Americans George Bush and Vladimir Putin have agreed to restart the Cold War. There was great concern in many circles that the recent tension between American and Russia would be diffused during the G8 summit, but not worry the Cold War is coming back.

"I have to tell you I welcome the Cold War," Says Milton Jones of Boca Raton, Florida. "I've missed the stability and certainty that the Cold War brought to American foreign policy. During the Cold War you knew who your friends were. Not like to today, today is a mess."

"This sentiment of longing for stability is a common one among older Americans," says social worker Martha Grattis. "Things change so fast these days people want something they can count on year after year. The Cold War brought that kind of stability and thus provided comfort."

Arms makers and security firms are also pleased that the Cold War seems to be restarting as the war in Iraq and fears of terrorism won't keep sales high forever.

"The possibility of a new Cold War to replace, or even better, augment the surge in business caused by the War on Terror and in Iraq is a very good thing," According to Boeing Spokesman, Evan Moore.

 
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Michael Adams wrote:
If having to prepare a shelter in case of a thermonuclear war is considered stable then we in the U.S. are as stable now as then. One would have to be totally oblivious to what has gone on in the past to think that the past was more stable in this sense. If anything, as a nation, the U.S. citizens had more confidence in their leaders, and a better vision and belief in what the U.S. was about in the realm of the world. As a nation, we have given so much over the last 50 years in this realm, taken as much, and not realized what has transpired. History will repeat itself.
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John wrote:
Putting missles in Poland would invite missles to Cuba. Are we slow learners?
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