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Brady Bunch Jan and Marsha Lesbian Encounter Still Photo Surfaces

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Original still photo from Brady Bunch set reportedly documenting lesbian encounter between child stars Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb

Holywood, CA (DMZ) - New photographic evidence of a possible brief sexual affair between former child stars Maureen McCormick and Eve Plumb of the 70s family show The Brady Bunch has surfaced. The picture, a still shot taken in the girl's bedroom set for the show, depicts the two being interrupted during an intimate moment. The photo has surfaced as an expectant public awaits the release of Maureen McCormick's autobiography which will reportedly document the "crush" between the two girls.
McCormick states that she is not embarrassed by the relationship or the photograph that has surfaced. She stated that she has decided to openly express her feelings in regards to the relationship in support of all teenage girls who sometimes experience these urges normally.

McCormick goes on to state that the relationship was brief and likely evolved as a result of what she describes as lack of interest from their "immature" male costars.

In her autobiography, McCormick reportedly further goes on to describe her problems with cocaine addiction. She refused to answer questions and spoil for readers her revelations as to the origins of her addiction, but many believe that she will name the Brady's high-energy housekeeper, Alice Nelson portrayed by Ann B. Davis.

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John Sisk wrote:

The person that cut and pasted this pic should work for the CIA!!! As a Maureen McCormick fan and an over the top picture collector of her life, this is a cut and past job. I have the real picture in my collection! What a scam job just to fuel the lesbian fire surrounding Maureen and her book. I wish people would just let the woman write her book, then we'll all know when it comes out. The "lesbian hounds" are all wet from standing in the rain counting their unhatched eggs!!

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Mo McCormick wrote:

John, how can I put this delicately,? Hum, you're a dick. Get a life. I love turf as well as surf.

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You don-t need to know wrote:

LAAAAAME! You find ANYthing better to write about.

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Mad 15 wrote:

WTF girls do that kind of stuff all the TIME!!!

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Mad 15 wrote:

you see in my school I see girls sitting on each other and they are not lesbians (I know because they all got boyfriends!)

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Mad 15 wrote:

WTF They aint lesbians!

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John Sisk wrote:

Thank you Mad15! That's just what I was saying... they're NOT lesbians. Some "Adobe Jockey" cut and pasted that pic together to place them in that position.

And whoever the responder "Mo McCormick" is, I sure hope you aren't attempting to pass yourself as the real Maureen McCormick pictured. That wouldn't be cool if you were trying to do so.

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Eve Plumb wrote:

Thank you John, For standing up for Mo and me. I know the real Mo didn't write the above message. This picture is doctored. I surely never posed for it or anything like it.

Mad15, I wish to thank you too. Except when I was your age, girls didn't act the way they do now.

Mo and I are good friends and nothing more. I wish the media would stop this insanity. I realize "Unconfirmed Sources" website is a spoof, but they hurt people when they cross the line as they have with this article.

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rayan wrote:

I am Rayan

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shirley francine da Silva wrote:

The person that cut and pasted this pic should work for the.
lésbian love the more she ....
Is feel.

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joshua wrote:

jo i wanna see all sex picture

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Anonymous wrote:

You're all fu--ing stupid. You want this crap, then lurk moar. People pretending to be people? What, you all in high school or something? And you, John, get off of your damn soapbox and let people do or say whay they're gonna do! You really wanna stop people from exercising their freedoms, go join the church of scientology. You'll fit in just fine there.

I am also declaring rules 34 and 35 on this topic. Looking foreward to the results...

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ed hardy wrote:

What, you all in high school or something? And you, John, get off of your damn soapbox and let people do or say whay they're gonna do!

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