The Dood Abides
Ed E. Drukman
Dominus resides near 36.175ºN 115.136ºW
Congressman Dean Heller unveils anti-Sharron Angle campaign ad
Sharron Angle blasts Harry Reid for giving John Ensign Viagra
Sharron Angle launches Tea Party PAC fundraising bid
Dominus Noster launches the Draft Satan Sharron Angle and Satan Sarah Palin PAC
Idiot Michele Bachmann lands slot on intel panel
Congresswoman Dina Titus blasts Las Vegas tourism industry
Sharron Angle calls work theft
Congresswoman Dina Titus hates people
$1,000,000 reward offered for capturing Sharron Angle
Sharron Angle: The Biblical case against women serving in the U.S. Senate
Sharron Angle fulfilling her patriotic duty
Sharron Angle says unemployed have outlived their usefulness
Sharron Angle declares candidacy against Robert Bennett
Sharron Angle pledges to crack down on illegal immigration
President Barack Obama and Mayor Oscar Goodman make up
U.S. senatorial candidate Sharron Angle to debate herself
Angle: 'I'm not Sharron Angle'
Karl Rove to investigate Vice President Al Gore
Osama bin Laden endorses Sharron Angle
Sue Lowden to buy U.S. Senate seat
Nevada senatorial candidate Sue Lowden condemns actor Tom Cruise
Sue Lowden, Danny Tarkanian, Sharron Angle, John Chachas, and Bill Parson weigh in on brown people control
Danny Tarkanian proposes supporter barter with Sue Lowden
Senatorial candidate Danny Tarkanian proposes new policy: 'Rodent bartering' with the IRS
Nevada Republican Party to field candidates in phantom districts
Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager, launches new GOP consulting firm
Congresswoman Dina Titus urges constituents to print their own money
Ben Bernanke bails out Time Magazine
Recovery.gov breaks Google Maps with fake Congressional districts
Nidal Malik Hasan hired by Department of Veterans Affairs
Ft. Hood gunman Nidal Malik Hasan accused of practicing psychiatry
President Obama, does healthcare plan cover breast implants?
Mark Sanford denies allegations of being a politician
Republicans hold press conference to admit adulterous affairs
USS John McCain in battle with USS Barack Obama
Dallas Federal Reserve Bank President Richard Fisher asks China to buy U.S. toilet paper
New York Governor David Paterson to tax sex
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FDA to regulate toxic assets
T. Geithner arrested for peddling junk bonds
Ben Bernanke vows to make inefficiency clear the market
Unconfirmed Sources wins bailout money
Federal Reserve Tycoon: the game
Governor Rod Blagojevich can't appoint Burris says Ben Bernanke
Global warming strikes the United States
Bernard Madoff appointed Commissioner of Social Security Administration
President-elect Barack Obama vows to save money by spending more
Barack Obama vows to crackdown on the Amish
Unconfirmed Sources asks Congress for a bailout
Ben Bernanke admits to being influenced by sim video games
Lori Drew fired from Unconfirmed Sources
Congress to fix economic crisis by outlawing poverty
Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson: $20 trillion more or NorthCom will nuke a city
My love letter to Ben Bernanke
President-elect Barack Obama urges bailout of horse and buggy industry
President-elect Barack Obama vows to enslave white people
Ben Bernanke: 'Economy is recovering'
Senate passes bill to
rescue Las Vegas gamblers
Treasury Secretary Paulson announces porn industry bailout
Department of Veterans Affairs hires Hiu Lui Ng's nurse
Al Qaeda releases Alex Jones video
President George W. Bush vows to ensure 'no election fraud'
Know a possible al Qaeda sympathizer? Turn them in!
2008 presidential election results leaked
John McCain denies allegations that he is a politician
Raze their homes, President Bush
Ron Paul polling very low
Secret Service-FBI raid Second Life's HQ, seizing all Lindens
Ron Paul detained by Homeland Security, launches new phase of fundraising
FOX News explains gayness and lesbianism
President George W. Bush signs Executive Order, freezing his own assets
UCS editors unanimously conclude: 'bin Laden is a wind-up doll'
Iraqi government announces Iraqi troop withdrawal from Iraq
Bush administration to use loyalty oaths
President George W. Bush signs the J.D. Hayworth Suicide Prevention Act of 2007
Vice President Dick Cheney: 'I run the Supreme Court, too'
President George W. Bush creates policy to dishonorably discharge everybody against him
Letters to the Editor
Rudy Giuliani admits to hearing voices: "That's why I said all that to Ron Paul"
Paris Hilton confesses to rigging polls for Congressman Ron Paul
Randall Tobias nude photos released by D.C. Madame Deborah Jeane Palfrey
American Pedophilic Association accused of practicing psychiatry
Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confesses to everything; Hoffa murder solved
Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Responds to Herself
Soylent Green BioFuel Co. wins Arlington National Cemetery maintenance contract
Secretary of the Department of Veterans Affairs James Nicholson gives accolades to Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
House Speaker Dennis Hastert probed Mark Foley in 2001
Dennis Hastert to be Waterboarded for answers
Dennis Hastert: 'Foley scandal is the fault of liberals'
Ann Coulter: 'I have AIDS'
New study: High IQ linked with sedition and 'terrorist' leanings
Why we're winning the war in Iraq
Stop being a liberal, President Bush
President George W. Bush says he has good idea where WMDs are
President George W. Bush announces plan to help veterans
President Bush to impose lobbying reform on the Republican Party
Centers for Disease Control Director Julie Gerberding has plan to 'save' us from 'bird flu'
President Bush to divert veterans funding to 'Scholarships for Taliban' program
Entire U.S. Government in state of emergency due to rapidly spreading STD from Jeff Gannon
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld responds to Pentagon video of him streaking
Pentagon video shows Donald Rumsfeld has streaking problem; Senators call for action on 'streakgate'
Pentagon releases video footage proving Donald Rumsfeld is a streaker
President Bush to militarize the border; ex-Stasi chief is very happy about decision
Confessions of a heretic
President George W. Bush says Ex-VA Secretary Anthony Principi is 'proof' the economy is sound
President Bush starts White House on fire while burning the Constitution
President Bush to classify entire government as 'top secret'
Secret White House memos leaked: President George W. Bush to trade hostages for arms with Iran, and invade Nicaragua
Beltway Boys non-shocker! Fred Barnes and Mort Kondracke come out of the closet, admit to homosexual relationship
Charlie Sheen responds to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger: 'I'm simply saying the emperor has no clothes'
Governor Schwarzenegger to Charlie Sheen: 'You lack moral authority to speak about 911'
President George W. Bush mistakes IROC racing with Iraq
U.S. Ambassador in Iraq accuses Bush of 'meddling'
Condoleeza Rice arrested for Bush crimes denial in Austria
President Bush Replaces Michael Chertoff with Harold Hurtt
President Bush Gives Presidential Medal of Freedom to James Frey
Bush to Cindy Sheehan: 'Bring it On!'
George W. Bush: 'Cindy Sheehan is a Thought Criminal'
Bush and World Leaders 'Condemn' Cindy Sheehan's Protest
Bush 'Mulling Options' for War Against Cindy Sheehan
World Bank's Paul Wolfowitz Says Bomb Cindy Sheehan
Bush to Send Cindy Sheehan to Abu Ghraib for Torture
Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.