| $1,000,000 reward offered for capturing Sharron Angle | |
| by Dominus Noster | |
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LAS VEGAS - The DoJ has offered a $1,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of the wild Nevadan dingbat Sharron Angle. She is suspected of having ties to rogue, terrorist elements within the United States.
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| God Says, "Don't Build The 'Ground Zero Mosque'...No, Wait A Minute..." | |
| by Chuck Terzella | |
 First of all, this is about what the conservative pundits are calling the "Ground Zero Mosque", although it's not at Ground Zero. Second of all, I'm not a New Yorker- I'm an ex-New Yorker. I haven't lived in Manhattan since 1989 and the last time I worked there was like, 1998 or something and I've only been back once since 9/11. But since people who've never come within a thousand miles of the City seem to have no problem weighing in on what should be a local problem, then I guess I have a right to as well. And that opinion is: everybody, both pro-mosque and anti-mosque, are completely wrong and mostly a bunch of idiots. Read More __________________ | |
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| City Water for Port Hueneme, CA Now More Expensive Than Bottled Water | |
| by NickFun | |
.jpg "Por Hueneme Mayor Jonathan Sharkey claims the city tap water is well worth the $1.59 per gallon price.") After its third rate hike in one year, the city of Port Hueneme (Pro: Why-knee-me) , CA has now raised its rates for city tap water so high that it is now more expensive than many bottled drinking waters. Read More __________________ | |
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| Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour for 2035 | |
| by NickFun | |
 16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a 'comeback' world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old. Read More __________________ | |
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Worlds Biggest and Smallest Together |
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Hawaiian Quake Triggers North Korean Security Alert |
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George W. Bush Has Own Ideas on Origins of Life |
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California Proposition 8 "Marriage Protection Act" to Ban Sexy Young Secretaries and 60 inch LCDs |
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Homeland Security Vows Crackdown on Satire |
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