| U.S. Government Behind Toyota Sudden Acceleration Problem, According to NHTSA Official | |
| by NickFun | |
.jpg "Toyota and the US Government both deny they have anything to do with this.") Jackson Bojetic, an official with the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA), candidly revealed today that the United States government covertly sabotaged millions of Toyota vehicles in an effort to remove the Japanese autos from the road and to increase sales and production of American made vehicles. Read More __________________ | |
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| Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager, launches new GOP consulting firm | |
| by Dominus Noster | |
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LAS VEGAS - Robert Uithoven, Sue Lowden's campaign manager and consultant, has launched a new GOP consulting firm. The firm is called You're F'ed Strategies.
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| Peeping Tom Victim Blake Robbins To Become Spokesperson For Mike and Ike Candy | |
| by NickFun | |
 Alleged peeping tom victim Blake Robbins has inked a $5 million deal with Mike & Ike candy to become their official spokesperson, according to Mike & Ike's advertising agency Bendover Advertising. Read More __________________ | |
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| Toyota Blames Gremlins For Sudden Acceleration Issues | |
| by NickFun | |
 Toyota officials claimed today that there is nothing wrong with any of the recalled automobiles and instead blamed the problems of sudden acceleration on Gremlins, little mysterious creatures that are mechanically inclined and tend to tinker with machinery. Read More __________________ | |
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DeLay Throws Tantrum on TV |
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Bush To Use Terror in Re-Election Campaign! |
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Conrad Burns Denies involvement in Mark Foley Underage Sex Scandal |
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CALIFORNIA PLANS TO BAN INEFFICIENT LIGHT BULBS |
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Scott McClellan Arrested for White House Criticism |
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