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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Denied Racial Profiling
 
by NickFun
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio claims he doesn't discriminate because he hates everyone.
Embattled Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio vehemently denied today that his department engages in racial profiling because he profiles everyone regardless of race, country of origin, sexual orientation or political preference.

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John Roberts: I'm Sorry I Said That
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"Got Ya!"

When he was first nominated to head the Supreme Court by the then leader of our nation, George W. Bush, I wrote the following piece on Chief Justice John Roberts. In light of his recent vote on The Affordable Care Act, (Obamacare), I'd like to apologize for saying the following:

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SCOTUS Immigration Law Decision Inadvertently Gives Entire State Of Arizona To Cesar Millan
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"I don't care how long it takes me, but I'll get them for this"


The Supreme Court of the United States, has issued their ruling on Arizona's controversial tough immigration law. But in addition to striking down most of the law's key provisions, also included waaay in the back, was a little surprise- Arizona is no longer a part of the United States. In fact, it now belongs to television's iconic "Dog Whisperer", Cesar Millan.

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OMG, It's An Election Year!
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"He's an idiot."                   "Keep your voice down!"

Okay, I admit it- I've been busy and haven't really been paying attention. But I woke up this morning and realized, 'Jeez, it's 2012! That means there must be an election coming up.' Funny how these things sneak up on you. For those of you who, like me, haven't noticed, it goes like this- apparently Barack Obama is still our president and some guy named Mitt Romney wants to take his place. I hadn't heard till just now. That's what comes from not watching TV. Like I say, I've been busy, okay? So, as a public service for people like me, I'll recap the last twelve or so years in order for you to make a well-informed choice at the polls in November:

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Maybe bake some cookies instead? White House criticizes Pelosi's Syria visit : Prefers Sending Cruise Missiles

All of these ladies expressed disapproval with the MySpace ruling. 75% of MySpace Users to be Arrested

The Three Banditos: Special Edition DVD Released

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Alabama Governor Robert Bentley wants to wipe out illegal immigrants. Alabama Tones Down Immigration Law

 

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