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#Pope Announces Gamaification of Salvation at the Vatican
 
by Kamal El-Din
 
Road to Glory App Will Get You to Heaven!UCS(Rome)- Unconfirmed Sources report the Pope has released a point system to achieve salvation. The system includes point values for good acts as well as deductions for sins.

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio Denied Racial Profiling
 
by NickFun
 
Sheriff Joe Arpaio claims he doesn't discriminate because he hates everyone.
Embattled Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio vehemently denied today that his department engages in racial profiling because he profiles everyone regardless of race, country of origin, sexual orientation or political preference.

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John Roberts: I'm Sorry I Said That
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"Got Ya!"

When he was first nominated to head the Supreme Court by the then leader of our nation, George W. Bush, I wrote the following piece on Chief Justice John Roberts. In light of his recent vote on The Affordable Care Act, (Obamacare), I'd like to apologize for saying the following:

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SCOTUS Immigration Law Decision Inadvertently Gives Entire State Of Arizona To Cesar Millan
 
by Chuck Terzella
 
"I don't care how long it takes me, but I'll get them for this"


The Supreme Court of the United States, has issued their ruling on Arizona's controversial tough immigration law. But in addition to striking down most of the law's key provisions, also included waaay in the back, was a little surprise- Arizona is no longer a part of the United States. In fact, it now belongs to television's iconic "Dog Whisperer", Cesar Millan.

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Britney Spears Joins Fight to Save Nation! Britney Spears Appointed to Obama Economic team

The Dog Goes After Wisconsin Democratic Senators. Wisconsin Governor Walker Hires Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's to Capture Wayward Democratic Senators

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates and President George W. Bush announce plan to give dishonorable discharges to peace activists President George W. Bush creates policy to dishonorably discharge everybody against him

Indiana Jones film to restart cold war with Russia?

Rumsfeld Worries About China Nuke Build-up, Everyone Worries About Rumsfeld

 

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