Google's Caffeine Enhanced Search Engine much faster than Regular Google

by NickFun

Google, Inc. announced today that it has a new 'caffeine enhanced' search engine that is ten times faster than its old search engine. Read More __________________________________

Pimps Praise Craigslist Decision to Close Erotic Services Listings

by Kamal El-Din

Across the nation pimps are celebrating the news that Craigslist will be closing its Erotic Services area on the popular site. The use of the site by prostitutes has allowed them to bypass pimps and was very disruptive to the pimp's traditional business model. Read More __________________________________

Microsoft to Replace Dead Xbox 360s with Sony PS3s

by Kamal El-Din

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Microsoft will announce a trade-in program were Xbox 360 users can turn in their defective units and receive a Sony PS3. The news of the trade-in program has sent shock waves through the gaming community and created a rift within the Xbox user community itself. Read More __________________________________

AIG Outrage Dampened By Pitchfork Shortages

by Kamal El-Din

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that a national pitchfork shortage has dampened the display of outrage over excessive bonuses awarded to AIG employees. All across the Northeast at home & garden stores and hardware stores pitchforks have been selling out as angry mobs prepare to march on the New York headquarters of AIG. Read More __________________________________

Sears and Kmart Try To Corner The Failing Retail Stores Market!

Microsoft withdraws bid for Yahoo : "Will focus on existing monopolies."

EPA Renamed Energy Producers Administration!

Microsoft Makes Zero Day Exploit Recommendation: Buy a Mac

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