$1,000,000 reward offered for capturing Sharron Angle

by Dominus Noster

LAS VEGAS - The DoJ has offered a $1,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of the wild Nevadan dingbat Sharron Angle. She is suspected of having ties to rogue, terrorist elements within the United States. Read More __________________________________

God Says, "Don't Build The 'Ground Zero Mosque'...No, Wait A Minute..."

by Chuck Terzella

First of all, this is about what the conservative pundits are calling the "Ground Zero Mosque", although it's not at Ground Zero. Second of all, I'm not a New Yorker- I'm an ex-New Yorker. I haven't lived in Manhattan since 1989 and the last time I worked there was like, 1998 or something and I've only been back once since 9/11. But since people who've never come within a thousand miles of the City seem to have no problem weighing in on what should be a local problem, then I guess I have a right to as well. And that opinion is: everybody, both pro-mosque and anti-mosque, are completely wrong and mostly a bunch of idiots. Read More __________________________________

City Water for Port Hueneme, CA Now More Expensive Than Bottled Water

by NickFun

After its third rate hike in one year, the city of Port Hueneme (Pro: Why-knee-me) , CA has now raised its rates for city tap water so high that it is now more expensive than many bottled drinking waters. Read More __________________________________

Jury Unanimously Agrees Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Is An Idiot

by NickFun

Though deadlocked on many key points, the jury deciding the fate of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich have unanimously declared that he is an idiot and should never have served in public office. Read More __________________________________

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