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" I MAKE UP MY FACTS! > LOU DOBBS
by Gunther Schnitzel
"They BELIEVE me!"
Why CNN continues to employ Lou Dobbs is amazing.
This ranting white supremacist not only makes up convenient 'facts' on the go, but immediately and sarcastically interrupts his guest in mid-sentence, should the guest attempt to dispute Dobbs, or offer a dissenting opinion.

Presiding over the recurring segment "Broken Borders" (cue night-vision footage of Mexicans climbing over and under fences, crossing ravines, running in a crouch), Dobbs has been the chief architect in constructing the ominous, dystopian specter of illegal immigration as home invasion on an epic scale, tracking crime, disease, and rampant illiteracy across our clean floors. For a dark cloud auguring thunder, Dobbs maintains quite a sunny disposition. He can demagogue an issue without coming across as a demagogue, a pretty neat trick. Or perhaps no trick at all, simply a gift of temperament.The secret to Dobbs's fascinating influence is that he never reaches volcanic boil and squanders his rhetorical force. His frustration with the latest lunkhead decision out of Washington is seldom flung at the viewer with loose gobs of emotive rhetoric but is delivered like a C.E.O. memo and thumbtacked with a tidy variety of grimaces, clucks, rueful shakes of the head, exasperated sighs, and ironic codas, enabling him to avoid the burnout fatigue of constant umbrage.

Many compare Dobbs with fellow fabricator, Glenn Beck, but there is a qualitative world of difference divides Dobbs and Beck. Dobbs is a major-league pro, Beck a minor-league putz. But both are defending the Alamo against intruders and internal dissidents based on the premise that the core identity of this country is white-educated-heterosexual-male, (Dobb's wife is Mexican!). and everybody else has to pass muster. It's amazing how the network- and cable-news media still operate as if there were a scarcity of blacks, gays, Hispanics, Asians, Arab-Americans, Buddhists, and bionic hybrids capable of cracking the closed shop of high-stakes social-policy discourse. White guys monopolize the on-air.

Lou Dobbs is breaking new ground in the paranoid, anti-competitive spin news area. Watch for more of these kinds of guys popping up on TV and Talk radio before the 2008 elections!
Why CNN chooses to give this guy a podium for thinly veiled xenophobia and racism is beyond me. I guess the mantra is "whatever sells". The sooner people tune out this despicable blowhard the better.

 
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Ruben wrote:

I love Lou dobbs ! at least he does not need to stoop to your level.and use name calling as for calling him a racist look in the mirror you bigot racist trash lou dobbs is a good man as for your site it looks like you paid a whole fifty bucks for it
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Schnitzel wrote:

Lou Dobbs NOT a racist, Ruben?
Check out his anti-Semitic, anti-Mexican, anti-Arab,anti-black, anti-gay, white supremacist 'guests'.
...and Ruben, We didn't pay fifty bucks for the site. We paid sixty five.
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Panfilo wrote:

Thanks to New York's govwernor for unmaking super hero Lou Dobbs, unfortunately for Dobbs what came out once Dobbs removed the cape is a pathetic racist good old boy, ah life as it should be as we say in Bakersfield.
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Bobby Cail wrote:

the only thing Lou Dobbs brings up that makes sense is his view on outsourcing, North American Union which will someday be part of the New World Order and the economic threat of China. He brings up good issues that as U.S. citizens we should be aware of before its too late. However, he is anti-immigrant and this movement does hide under a facade of security. Racism is a strong accusation and has weight. He has had guests on his show such as the Conservative Civillian Council. Another reason not to trust him is the fact that he never mentions a much more important issue U.S imperialism and the occupation in Iraq. His beef is immigration. Does he know Central Americans & mexicans haqve spilt blood for his nation. I think that there is revolution in thw air and we must unite to change things before it is too late.
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Bobby Cail wrote:

the only thing Lou Dobbs brings up that makes sense is his view on outsourcing, North American Union which will someday be part of the New World Order and the economic threat of China. He brings up good issues that as U.S. citizens we should be aware of before its too late. However, he is anti-immigrant and this movement does hide under a facade of security. Racism is a strong accusation and has weight. He has had guests on his show such as the Conservative Civillian Council. Another reason not to trust him is the fact that he never mentions a much more important issue U.S imperialism and the occupation in Iraq. His beef is immigration. Does he know Central Americans & mexicans haqve spilt blood for his nation. I think that there is revolution in thw air and we must unite to change things before it is too late.
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Shank wrote:

Lou Dobbs isn't a White Supremecist he is a traditionalist calling a spade a spade. Many of us do not like the direction the country is headed, period and we are going to change it before we hit any detour ahead.

Whats happening in government is lazy, arrogant and obscene and he's telling it like it is.
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Jacy wrote:

I am a native American Indian. I just laugh whenever I see white
people like Lou Dobbs bitch and moan about immigration. In my view,
ALL of you are in MY country ILLEGALLY, including Lous Dobbs and his clan.

White people came to MY America by murdering and enslaving my
ancestors. I think every American Indian should stand up agaisnt these racist white people like Lou Dobbs and ask ALL of them to leave
America and go back to wherever they or their ancestors came from.

At least most people crossing the border today are coming here to work and earn a living unlike the white people who came here to occupy, enslave, exploit and destroy the native people and culture in the name of Jesus.
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Jacy wrote:

I am a native American Indian. I just laugh whenever I see white
people like Lou Dobbs bitch and moan about immigration. In my view,ALL of you are in MY country ILLEGALLY, including Lous Dobbs and his clan.

White people came to MY America by murdering and enslaving my
ancestors. I think every American Indian should stand up agaisnt these racist white people like Lou Dobbs and ask ALL of them to leave America and go back to wherever they or their ancestors came from.

At least most people crossing the border today are coming here to work and earn a living unlike the white people who came here to occupy, enslave, exploit and destroy the native people and culture in the name of Jesus.
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Chucky Bucky Son Joe Bob wrote:

Excellent article. Lou Dobbs is a clown.
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