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GM Makes a Comeback: All Electric Cadillac Escalade EXT out sells Toyota Prius
by Walid
Cadillac Escalade out sells Toyota Prius(Detroit, Michigan) Ucs Motorsports: GM announced sales figures for the fourth quarter of 2007 toady. The results show GM's electric vehicle division is leading the firm back to profitability. GM E-Flex spokesman Rob Peterson responded to the news. "This show's that GM's plan to lead the market by 2010 are very realistic."

Peterson went on to explain the GM customer prefers the all electric to the Hybrid drive system. "We have found the all electric system to be more reliable and cost effective." According to Peterson the US market will be seeing a flood of new vehicles.....just in time for Christmas 2008.

The Cadillac Escalade EXT is just as luxurious and sporty as the gas powered orginal. It's a two-seater that has a detailed dash and features a real working FM radio, plus a pretend CD player that plays three tunes: rap, pop and rock.

It also sports chrome-look wheels and a rear storage area. The shiny black paint job also appears dark navy blue in the sunlight. Adult supervision recommended. Measures approximately 60" x 36" x 30". Requires one "12V" battery with charger (included). Holds two children, up to 130 pounds total. Adult assembly required.

 
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