Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has been arrested on terrorism charges. Carter was apprehended today in front of his presidential library and taken into custody. He is being charged with aiding and abetting terrorists. Carter was apparently making plans to meet with terrorist groups.
"The nation is safe now that this terror supporter is behind bars." Says an unnamed Department of Justice official. "The subject, an 83 year old white male was planning on meeting with members of the terrorist groups Hammas, Fatah, as well as persons of interest from Egypt, Syria, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Israel. We believe we have disrupted a very serious terrorist information nexus."
President Carter has been taken to a secure facility and is awaiting transfer to Guantanamo Bay for further questioning.