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Fox News Correspondent Griff Jenkins missing presumed dead after Bloody Denver Riot
by Walid
Democratic Convention Riots : Griff Jenkins moments before disaster(Denver Colorado) Ucs News- Just as Rush Limbaugh promoted and predicted the streets of Denver were set ablaze by violent demonstrations. The opening of the 2008 Democratic convention has brought Barack Obama face to face with his shattered party. Fox News Correspondent Griff Jenkins was covering the unfolding humanitarian crisis when a wave a violent demonstrators swept over his position.

Griff Jenkins, a rookie Fox Television correspondent, waded into the melee with a camera and microphone in hand to see first hand the wounded. Hoping to get a graphic image of the bloody violence, Jenkins was caught in a rush of rioters when Denver police assaulted a barricade constructed on burning cars.

The crowd came ten, twelve abreast up the street. One group held up a banner saying No War In Iran. Chanting was happening. Griff reported the scene as a discontented, perhaps unstable, mob out to assault the Citizens of Denver. After being pushed to the ground the video feed an audio were cut.

As night fell there was no sign of Griff Jenkins. Denver officials have identified the 65 wounded and 15 dead, Jenkins not among them. Fox News is calling Jenkins the next Daniel Pearlman. "We just pray for his safe return" said Fox news director Ben Lyon.

 
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Dave wrote:
Are you sure that wasn't the reporter from The Onion? Then again, I am not sure he was quite up to that level of professionalism. I am not sure he could have cut it with Colbert either.

Certainly, the crowd seemed to take him about that seriously.

Finally, can that be the refrain for the rest of the race? "F@#K Fox News"

it has a nice ring to it and really supports the concept of free speech.
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Rufus wrote:
This isn't the first time this has happened...Fox News showed up at a convention here in my town where Dan Rather and Bill Moyers spoke and the convention's members almost tore their reporters up. You know, it's kind of odd how the left preaches tolerance and acceptance yet still has such vehement hate spilling up in them for those that they don't agree with. Just ask dave --->
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Walid wrote:
You are joking right? So far one Obama staffer has been killed and at least one office has had it's windows smashed. You right wingers have done a great job bringing political violence to our fine country.

Maybe someday your guys will be satisfied with democracy.

And another thing- Do you really think Fox was out there looking for news? They got just what they wanted meaningless sound-bites.

If fox is YOUR news source you may have better luck getting the truth from tea leaves.
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