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Sarah Palin Admits she had "Plam Prompter" installed before Tea Party Speech
by Walid
What's on Sarah's Plam?Alaska: Ucs News - Unconfirmed Sources report that Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin had the micro electronic "Palm Prompter" surgically installed just days before her paid speech to the National Tea Party convention. According to photographic analysis the high resolution screen measures 1.5 inches and can display photos and text in full color.

Ben Lying the technical manager of the Palm Prompter product line stated, "In most cases the Palm Prompter is invisible to the viewing public, the displays sleep mode is programed to show a photo of the users original palm." In the case of Sarah Palin the display was not properly configured.

 
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