How to Overthrow The U.S. Government In 5 Easy Steps
by Kamal El-Din
WashingtonThere are a lot of unhappy Americans out there who would like to affect change in America, and not little changes, I mean big changes. In these times of upheaval it is sometimes difficult to figure out how you can make a difference. To help people understand how they can make a difference the publishers of Unconfirmed Sources have put together a little guide called 'How To Overthrow the Government in 5 Easy Steps'. This guide will give you concrete things you can do to bring an end to the U.S. Government as we know it. Enjoy.

How to Overthrow The U.S. Government In 5 Easy Steps

The overthrow of a democratically elected government is really pretty easy to do in this day in age. With the power of the internet and a few brave organizers the people of a country can sweep out the old and usher in a saner form of government. All you really have to do is join a few groups, give a little money and make a few friends. It's easy, trust me.

The 5 Steps

Overthrow the Executive branch- To do this you will need to join a larger organization that is dedicated to the subversion of the Executive branch. The Executive branch will need to be firmly in your control to get this overthrow done properly. This group will need to be large and well funded and have plenty of backers willing to do anything to gain power.

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Overthrow the Legislative Branch- To do this you will need to ally yourself with a person on the inside. This insider must be savvy and savage and be able to put the needs of himself and his allies ahead of all else. This person will need to be charismatic and have the ability to badger and threaten members of the Legislative Branch to do his will. When Your alley amasses enough power he will insulate himself from attack and then join you in your assault on the Judicial Branch.

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Overthrow the Judicial Branch- Cracking the nut of the Judicial Branch will be tough and will require the help of your Secret Ally and an intense media campaign. The media campaign will need to be a coordinated effort between your Secret Ally and an ad-hoc committee of like minded media personalities, Washington Think Tanks and religious leaders. This committee will need your money and your support.

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Get Guns- To maintain order and mop up resistance after your overthrow you are going to need guns and lots of them. I recommend you join a well regulated militia. A well regulated militia will provide access to hand guns, assault weapons, large ammo clips and a very motivated fighting force.

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Get God on Your Side- To really pull off the overthrow of the U.S. Government I recommend appealing to higher a power. Having God on your side will be invaluable to your efforts. God will lend legitimacy to your efforts in a way nothing else can. God will also provide many dedicated troops for your army.

Get God On Your Side Now


You've done it! See how easy that was. Now all you have to do is tune into your favorite Cable News Channel(We recommend FOX NEWS) and see the sparks fly. You will be able to sit back and relax knowing you too have done your part to make America, a New America, that is, great.

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Your input appreciated wrote:
I heard a rumor that the us gov has goole doing key ward searches to find us civilian activist, he said that the best way for a system corrupt in this manner,
can closely monitor a few "trouble makers"
he also said the best way around this was, instead of a few hundred, Targeted
individuals, if everyone did Google searches similar to" bombing Obama" or "I want to be a terrorist" if 320 Million people did searches with these words or similar the us government wouldn't have a clue where to begin. Man he was a true inspiriation.
Imagine the possibilites of running these jag offs crazy, instead of violating our constitutional rights
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trimtab21 wrote:
One day the American People will rise up and overthrow the government. I hope to live to see the day when all the bums in Congress are escorted out of their offices, and deprived of their pensions and benefits. They are all a bunch of self serving, corrupt criminals. There is not a government in history that has not fallen and ours is no different.
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trimtab21 wrote:
One of the first steps to overthrow the US Government would be a tactical nuclear detonation in central Washington DC, using one or two devices in the 5 to 10 kiloton range, and the same at the Pentagon and New York City. These are small devices and easily concealed from gamma ray detectors in orbit and on the ground. These weapons are already on American soil and patriots are waiting for the right moment. That moment is very near.
The next step would be for all Americans to refuse to pay income taxes. This would effectively shut the government down. They can't imprison everyone.
Good Luck everyone!
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Unknow wrote:
You sound just as bad as the people on charge right now.....
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XZ20KD wrote:
Americans- Now it is time to take this nation back from its despotic leaders. We can do it peacefully through elections, but have to act fast before we collapse from within. We know that we are United in this cause. We know that we can act decisively and with action so we can once again be free. We as Americans have a duty beyond our football games and mind-robbing television sets- to act decisively for the overthrow of a government that wants to rob you of your Constitutional Freedoms. We have the Right to bear Arms. The reason our founders gave us this right was to protect us from despotic governments that fear individual freedoms. We have the right to assemble. We have the right to Free Speech. We have the right, at least in the mind of Thomas Jefferson, to overthrow governments that have usurped their powers. Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, look where we are today and honestly ask yourself if the government hasnít usurped their authority. The government owns the Car Industry, the Banking Industry, the Insurance Industry (AIG), and now will Own the HealthCare Industry. This is ridiculuous. I might as well be living in the USSR during the height of Communism. This new Socialism will be our Death and certainly defies a Capitalistic Society. We as Americans have a right to express our displeasure with the direction of governmental authority. They want to wire tap without warrants, they donít want you to own guns because that represents a line of defense against despotism, they want to throw people in prison without Due Process, all in the name of defending us from terrorists. Are these real terrorists or are they people our government supported to commit their dastardly deeds? Was 911 an inside job? Did the government actually secretly support Tim McVeigh with his plans? The government has been known to support Drugs, yet we are in a drug war and imprisons people for taking the drugs that they bring into the country through CIA operations. The government is CRIMINAL. It needs to be brought to justice.
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A helpful fellow wrote:
It was going pretty nicely until I got to the last part. Thanks for your link to the "family" website. Atheists are people, and have families too. Please do not confuse the issue, and wave the banner of freedom while discriminating against those who don't believe in your gods.
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