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Some definitions of satire
witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm
to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid";
"Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally
discover everybody's face but their own"--Johathan Swift
A literary work which exposes and ridicules human vices or folly.
Historically perceived as tending toward didacticism, it is usually
intended as a moral criticism directed against the injustice of
social wrongs. It may be written with witty jocularity or with anger
and bitterness. Sidelight: Satiric poets often utilize irony, hyperbole,
understatement, and paradox, as in Pope's An Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot
. (See also Burlesque, Goliardic Poetry, Hudibrastic Verse, Lampoon,
Mock Epic, Parody, Pasquinade) (Compare Antiphrasis)
the use of ridicule or scorn, often in a humorous or witty way,
to expose vices and follies
A mode of writing which exposes the failings of individuals, societies
or institutions to ridicule and scorn. Its tone varies from tolerant
amusement to bitter indignation (as in Sassoon's war poetry). V
An amusing exposure of folly and vice, which aims to produce moral
a work of art, literature or music that mocks or ridicules a popular
idea or public figure by reduction to absurdity.
A work that blends a critical attitude with humor and wit as well
as with the intention of improving human institutions or humanity.
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