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Republican Presidential hopeful John McCain defended his actions on behalf of supporters and former staff involved in an Arizona land scam. In the land scam, dubbed SwapGate by the media, McCain said he did nothing wrong when he supported a sweetheart deal to benefit his friends and former employees.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3264 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3262 (Straight Talk Express) Ucs News-- US Senator John McCain has finally set the record straight on women's reproductive rights. Speaking at a campaign rally in Rochester, Michigan, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee detailed his plans to put old Catholic men in charge of women's reproductive rights. "With Catholics like Roberts, Scalia, Alito, Kennedy and Thomas already on the bench we need just one more to insure the US government will have complete control of your vaginas." McCain told the faculty and students of Oakland University.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3262 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3261 (Washington : D.C.) It's clear that Arizona Senator John McCain intends to attack the Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama on foreign policy issues. In campaign stump speeches McCain continues to portray the Illinois Senator as being the favorite candidate of the Terrorist group Hamas. In response Obama blasted Senator McCain "If I'm linked to Hamas....John McCain is linked to stupid"]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3261 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3260 Unconfirmed sources report that Hillary Clinton has decided to end her campaign for the presidency and has accepted an offer to be the Vice Presidential running mate of John McCain. The political world is in shock at the news that Hillary Clinton has bolted the Democratic party and decided to run on the Republican ticket.

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Yes? No? Maybe?]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3259 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3258 Unconfirmed source has received a draft text of the concession speech Hillary Clinton will deliver in the next few days. The draft of the speech was discovered on a copy machine in a West Virginia Kinko's Copy Center. The hand written document is several pages long and contains marginal notes from two or three people other than the original writer. Handwriting analysis has confirmed that the original writer is Hillary Clinton herself.
]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3258 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3257 WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., -- Highlighting an issue he plans to use aggressively in the general election campaign, Sen. John McCain stated "the federal courts need some good old fashioned hanging judges." and pledged to nominate Judge Dredd to once again bring justice swift and sure to the streets.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3257 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3256 WINSTON-SALEM, N.C., -- Highlighting an issue he plans to use aggressively in the general election campaign, Sen. John McCain stated "the federal courts need some good old fashioned hanging judges." and pledged to nominate judges that would once again make abortion a crime.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3256 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3255 NORFOLK, Va. (Ucs News) -- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is demanding the jockey of Eight Belles jockey be euthanized after the filly had to be put down following her second-place finish in the Kentucky Derby on Saturday.

Gabriel Saez was riding Eight Belles when she broke both front ankles while galloping out a quarter of a mile past the wire. She was euthanized on the track.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3255 http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3253 (Washington DC ) Ucs News --No longer content to sit on the side lines and launch bombs in to the public debate Rush Limbaugh has attacked one of the nations most serious policy issues. Rush presented his new Progressive Pro-Growth Tax policy to a bi-partisian group of senior Senators.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=3253