Unconfirmed Sources http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/ Unconfirmed Sources Online Edition: Political Satire and Humorous News parodies. Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor to Become Stay At Home Mom http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4077
Fed up with politics and tired of seeing her kids getting involved with the wrong crowd, Sarah Palin announced today that she will resign as Alaska Governor and devote all her time and energy to performing her "wifely duties".]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4077 Billy Mays Inks Deal to Represent Jesus Christ http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4076 Tampa,Florida (Ucs News) The Late TV pitch man Billy Mays has signed a 300 year contract to represent the lord our savor Jesus Christ. According sources in heaven the terms include the rights to the Oxy-clean trademark in the afterlife and salvation in exchange for promoting "Christian values" and ethical behavior.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4076 Three Americans killed while filming Japanese Game Show http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4075 Tokyo (Japan) Ucs News: In a shocking tragedy 3 American contestants lost their lives in a spectacular accident while filming the popular Japanese game show "I survived a Japanese game show". According to accident investigators "They didn't"]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4075 Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4074 ARLINGTON(Texas) Ucs News: While millions of his loyal fans mourn the tragic loss of Pop Icon Michael Jackson some in Texas have found reason to celebrate. "We are not really big fans of his music, down here we enjoy country music. And it was hard to watch the girls go crazy for the little fruit cake " says Texan Bruce Canyon.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4074 TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died His Hair, According to Autopsy Results http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4072
Doctors performing an autopsy on recently deceased TV pitchman Billy Mays revealed that the 50-year-old, bearded, jet-black-haired spokespersons well-coiffed locks were actually dyed.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4072 South Carolina Man Couldn't Care Less About Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett or Mark Sanford http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4069
Gabe Jenkins, a 45-year-old South Carolina truck driver, claimed he really has no interest in the stories surrounding the deaths of Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett or the marital infidelities of South Carolina governor Mark Sanford.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4069 Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4068 (New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Governor Spitzer put it "we plan on putting the 'party' back in political party."]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4068 Mark Sanford denies allegations of being a politician http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4067 COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- Mark Sanford, board member of the American Adulterers Association, held a press conference to deny rumors that he is a politician.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4067 Republicans hold press conference to admit adulterous affairs http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4065 WASHINGTON -- Inspired by the recent press conferences of Senator John Ensign and Governor Mark Sanford, other Republicans have now came forward to air their own dirty laundry before Democrats can.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4065 South Carolina Governor Denies Going On Bender http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4063
Unconfirmed Sources have learned that South Carolina governor Mark Sanford may have sobered up after a five day drinking binge and will be returning to the office soon.]]> http://www.unconfirmedsources.com/index.php?itemid=4063