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Ed-E-torial #2: Jessica Simpson Blogs. Ken Lay Is Still Dead. Fashion By Osama?
by Ed E. Druckman


(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #2. Or as we like to call it "The one after 1 but before 3."

Bourbon with the water!(Washington, D.C). To the surprise of countless still displaced New Orleans, FEMA head R. David Paulison announced today that "the New Orleans problem will be taken care of by next week." With the full support of the Bush administration, Bourbon Street will now be known as Bourbon and Water Street.

Ken Lay Is Still Dead(Washington, D.C). To the surprise of countless still displaced New Orleans, FEMA head R. David Paulison announced today that "the New Orleans problem will be taken care of by next week." With the full support of the Bush administration, Bourbon Street will now be known as Bourbon and Water Street.

(Los Angeles--CA) Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey will be together again, at least in the wireless blog world. The two former bumpin' buddies are the latest to join Sprint's BlogStar network. Simpson and Lachey join a roster that includes Wesley Snipes, The Game and other celebrities whose careers are flatter than Dick Cheney's EKG.

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