Bush Confirms Death of Osama Bin Laden
by Dood Abides
President Bush, verifying the death of Al Qaeda commander Osama Bin Laden

Washington, DC (APE) - President Bush early this morning confirmed rumors of the death of Osama bin Laden, stating that, reluctantly, Bin Laden had died at the hands of foreign interrogators, not affiliated with the CIA. Bush stated that the CIA had been working fairly closely with the unnamed foreign government agency, but assumed no responsibilities for the treatment of Bin Laden.

Bush displayed pictures of the deceased bin Laden and stated that the body would be released to family members in time for full respect of Muslim burial customs, perhaps seeking to soften an anticipated backlash from Islamic extremists.

Rumors of Bin Laden's death had been spreading among major news associations today, citing sources from Saudi Arabia and France who had suggested that he had died earlier this month from typhus. The White House stated that it was simply trying to keep the record straight, while critics pointed to the announcement as possibly an effort to rebuke criticism over the administration's perceived lack of concern over Bin Laden and Al Qaeda prior to this November's coming election.

Autopsy photos of Bin Laden showing post mortem markings from various "stress postion" interrogation techniques

"While this administration does not condone torture of any type," stated Bush, "this evil killer seems to have gotten what he deserved... the Lord, or Allah works in mischievous ways. This just further illustrates the need for Congress to whip into shape and pass this administration's anti-terror legislation. Who knows what kind of useful information we could have gotten from him if his interrogation had been done right."

Bush brushed off questions of the announcement as being an anticipated "October Surprise" for the coming elections. "Well, he didn't really last until October, now did he?" Bush quipped with reporters, "We finally got number one, and we're looking forward to the next one... bring 'em on."

The administration refused to answer questions as to how long Bin Laden had been in the custody of the unnamed foreign security agency, or what, if any information, Bin Laden had given up, citing security concerns.

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eniranjanrao wrote:
well if he is really dead he got what he deserved i like freedom and have it and would like any anyone who don't dead.

Thatshiftyguy wrote:
Bullshit, sorry, this is Photoshopped.

Trin wrote:
"Bullshit, sorry, this is Photoshopped. "

Agreed. this is the ONLY site on the web stating this.

KIll wrote:
where's his another men who used to follow him....................................

it can be him in future

Tim wrote:
you guys do realize this is a comedy/satire site, don't you?

Thisshiftyguy wrote:
I also think is photoshopeped. look at the tone of the skin in the nose and look how it goes to the forehead. Also n otice how the beard and his skin looks blrurry. Wait I just noticed what is this... The photo on the back is a dead guy (poor guy) then a photo of Osama is put on top. Osama is from the left part of the beard, goes down to the right keeping the beard then goes up to the nose, continues down keeping the beard and finishes on the right top part of the beard. Photoshop purely.

Ben wrote:
that is full of s..t those fotos look totaly bogus and besides many other sources say he possibly died of typhoid in August...?

US gov. wrote:
I would not be suprised if this site is taken down.

puff daddy wrote:
i agree with trin..fffuck this website is irritating for making up stuff..damn i want himtortured before he dies tht SOB.
---redneck rob.

mary ramirez wrote:
i cant believe this. i swear to god i dreamed this last night. oh my god. you know what else i dreamed? i dreamed next year sept 11 is going to happen all over again. at the un security building in NY. once at the top and once at the bottom. knock on wood. i hope it doesnt happen.

Will Perring wrote:
people, come on! can you not read

"Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious."

it's there, in black and white, right below "rate this item"

lol you morons, its a satirical site
all the stories on here are made up for our amusement

now go stand in the corner

Geoge Bush wrote:
This will not happen to Sheik Osama. I pray in the name of Allah the beneficient and the merciful. Happy Ramadan to all muslim.
This is Bush-America's wish in conjuction with Pope of the Vatican.

TMX wrote:
This site is linked to from Google News! Not a good thing...

enkay wrote:
that picture is so fake its not even funny

Commie leftie turd wrote:
ha ha google news has linked this as a legitimate news article. stoopid americans.

Anks wrote:
Geez.......... what the heck!! Osama died year ago, when he refused to pay me for the fag!! fag

leo wrote:
hmm if wolfowitz hadn't wasted 130,000 troops in iraq you would have to him 3 years ago

el ejromeo wrote:
Ok, to everyone arguing about whether this is fake or not: go to google and type define: satire After that, type define: dumbass

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Afghan wrote:
Im Osama bin laden , im not dead assholes ahahahahaha lol

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John E wrote:
Satire it may be, but it still isnt funny. That's also one of the most terrible photoshop jobs I've ever seen. Unfortunately, humor takes a little more creativity than news reporting.

rudedawg wrote:
that bitch aint dead

Sexiest-Celebrities.com wrote:
This is a terrible photoshop job. Notice the various areas of the photo that are in focus versus those areas of equal distance are out of focus. This site should be ashamed of willfully and knowingly spreading false information.

ch wrote:
God works in Mysterious ways. NOT Mischievous ways. Read the article next to OBL dead picture. I'm pretty sure Pres. Bush knows the correct scripture.

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i can shoot webs

Superman wrote:
i can lift buildings up and squish spiderman and osama at the same time muhahahah dum asses...lol and stupid asses who ever made did the photoshop job...the colours dont even match rofl

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Yes, perhaps you people should read this sites very own disclamer. http://www.unconfirmedsourc...

osama bin laden wrote:
DEATH TO BIN LADEN im a muslim but that bastard killed inocent people i hope he burns in hell,

chuck wrote:
Jesus, now I know why we're losing the War on Terror

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freyyr890 wrote:
Yeah, this is satire. Google should consier stopping indexing this.

Oh, and K35, you can go to hell.

JohnD wrote:
I am alarmed and very afraid that some of my fellow Americans writing into this site and debating wether Mr. O is "dead" or not...
I hope you don't work as flight controllers or screeners at airports.

"The stupidity of the American public should never be underestimated"-HL Mencken US Newspaper Editor 1900's.

Thanks for posting the "news" maybe now the Bushbots will have to go to plan be for November, you do realize they always have a Plan B, C, D,ect.?

red neck vampier wrote:
tht pic is one of themost stupid things ive ever seen he aint dead yet its is just a decoy so he can strikewhen we are down if u belive tht then u might awswell belive ime george.w.bush

sheikh faysal wrote:
you people dont feel happy if osama bin ladan is died there are hundreds of osama in pipe line u cant defeat alqaeda by killing osama bin ladan alqaeda is forever untill this world destroy and day of judgment is come.

tim wrote:
What i dont get, is why did the presdent not say that they had him in custody, and just say he wasent naming whom, or were they had him. Just a bunch of bull. And who is number 2? is the "president of the United States" planning another atack on his own people? oh well, its all about money, is it not?

ogro wrote:
fuck all bush family better no come back to mexico hijo de puta

ogro wrote:
son of bitch bush hes family and all the people who hate mexican s

Death wrote:
kill osama and all terrorist then kill the french and the british then the north koreans and communist chinese then finish off with mexico and canada.

ghtyg wrote:
fck u americans bullshit you cant catch bin laden . Bush this will be u one day you motherfucker ill blow u up like a bush.

Bad Boy wrote:

vice pres.cheney wrote:
bush is still giving free head if anybody wants some contact the whitehouse at 555-ou81-2

yeh u know me wrote:
wtf is going on... if bin laden was supposed to of died from health problems them why the fuck has he got cuts and bruises on his face.. :S i think that picture is a scam and websites like this are a waste of time!

aaaaaa wrote:
fuck bush

Matthew wrote:
Wake up idiots.. Bin Laden wasn't the real terrorist.


Sardar Hamza Zafar wrote:
Ye bazi khoon ki bazi ha ye bazi tum hi haro gy.

har ghar se osama niklay ga tumkitnay osama maro gy.

iceblitz wrote:
its a fake image retards..
look at the image of his face ubove the nose look at the color and if he did bleed why isn't blood on lower part of mouth, a retard with any form of photoshop could do this..

Lorenzo wrote:
FAKE FAKE FAKE photomontage!

anonymous wrote:
If anyone is smart enough to see the difference in resolution betwenn the scarred up face area and the area around him that is blurry, then they would know IT IS PHOTOSHOPPED

but there has been speculation that he may be dead due to the fact that the recent videos show him wearing a gold ring-might want to look up what sect of his religion he joined and its rules, if you want to know more.

pete wrote:
Fake .... Although I really hope he is dead !


The Truth wrote:
LOL! The most stupidest Photochopping image ever done on Binladen


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