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Your Comments Max wrote: _______________________________
Henry_Phyo wrote:
How come? Says he likes spinach a lot and got poisoned only now? What a stupid topic... Why not he's dead before 911? This is all about policy bullshits. Hate'em. Seem like osama is just born yesterday. And he eats import food? I dont think he'll eat those import food. Especially from US.
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no one wrote:
that is good, what is next?
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G.W for resident wrote:
i was stoned and nearly believed that. NEARLY.......
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Mbarrodi wrote:
Iam a man,i don't believe that story Bin ladin death, he is a wise man, it is a plan to elimate usa and europe, he don't death on leave.
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John Smith wrote:
i believe not osama die. he not stuped to eat saag frm amrika. it is easy to kill him its not rocket launching!
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Earl Fando wrote:
Well, Osama learned the hard way that eating your greens and religiously abusing foreigners through brainwashed proxies won't guarantee health, wealth, and happiness, or even beating up Bluto after he's ripped the burka from Olive Oyl for a wet, bristly smooch.
It's also lovely to see that the CIA has stepped up their improvement rate after years of failed attempts against Castro involving poisoned cigars, Cuban rum, and mojo. Who knew that Osama didn't have a hajib boy tasting his spinach for him? Now, I hear that Zawahiri has a real fondness for prime rib. Any chance we can airlift some contaminated horseradish with that? _______________________________
getoutofmyyard wrote:
Jesus titty fuckin christ! Are some of you people for real?! Osama is not wise, he is another fuckin muslim dipshit! One who believes women are swine with no souls! And fucks little boys for pleasure instead of women! Tis ok with me, I will inject all the little bad muslim women with AMERICAN seeds!!!
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Gina wrote:
dude this is so stupid i need facts onwhy we are there now and why geez!!!
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freekinp wrote:
It's called a joke, you dufusses. Osama is really disguised as Obama, and is working within the walls of Congress. All he had to do is change one letter in his name to get his new constituancy to vote for him. That is why there have been no videos since 2004!!!
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Tom wrote:
My favorite part about reading satire is watching the morons who take it seriously.
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Bewildered Llama wrote:
Are some of you commenters for real or part of the satire? If it's the latter, good show, I almost believed people could be that stupid.
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toall morons wrote:
on the the other hand think about this why really would the cia kill him the whole thing is fake he was an ali of the usa and still is i believe, if cia wanted him dead it would of been done with the clinton era hey read google!!!, money talks and read about your world trade center find out who really got billions in stolen gold
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GWC wrote:
re: toall morons
he was an ali of the usa > the resistance to the USSR invasion of Afghanistan was twofold: the group that became the Northern Alliance, funded by the USA and the group that became the Taliban, funded by Pakistan and Saudi Arabia if cia wanted him dead it would of been done with the clinton era hey read google!!!, money talks and read about your world trade center find out who really got billions in stolen gold > Conspiracy theories are us should be your name The CIA is simply not that uber-competent (Bourne Identity was not a documentary) nor do they have the resources to scour the Earth looking for a man who the locals where he is hiding want alive Oh, I get it, you misspelled your name: it should read total moron _______________________________
John Blake wrote:
"Operation Popeye" succeeded brilliantly. Offered an alternative to mashed camel droppings, our Warrior of Allah turned from the day's ritual beheading of Episcopalian acolytes and his deflowering of Southern belles in unauthorized gingham prints to vegetatively "fortify the inner man".
When the first sprig of high-nutritive spinach weed sprouted from his left nostril, bin Laden the Warrior of Allah first thought it was a sign of Divine Favor. When the second tendril emerged from his nether posterior, it began to seem as if Allah might be overdoing things. But, ah-- when the third and far the largest root appeared, curling upward from bin Laden's navel to strangulate his rotting whiskers, Allah's Angel realized that not even seventy-two virgins could atone in this extremity. "Curse you, George Bush!" he cried. "Death to the Great Satan!-- and by the way, is spinach one of your approved Food Groups?" So perished one beloved of Allah, who swineherds even today remember with affection as an endless source of, well... pork pie. Binny baby, we feel your pain! But Allah be praised, spinach from Langley is reserved for gourmands of the Gods. _______________________________
rivlax wrote:
Somebody beat you <a href="http://www.johnlocke.org/lo...">to that joke</a>.
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Kamal El-Din wrote:
So he did. I guess great minds think alike.
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Hugh Jass wrote:
I believe this. People are dying of it here in Utah.
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dumfukinidiotsWAKEup wrote:
man- did some of you retards eat the spinach? HELLO? its a JOKE-
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binlying wrote:
I was with bin leez on the wknd. I assure u he is well.
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theworldisascam wrote:
Just look thru it twice .. I'ts a terrible read.. like cmon its a joke to add interest to the 9/11 affair within the american populace. Almost nothing has been said/discussed in regards to 9/11 and osama in a while. Anyways on a different note it's sad to see just how currupt the whole world is. Just go to google and type in "911 cover up" its a fascinating documentary even if it is over an hour long (its worth it).. If theres any more naive Americans out there who still believe that 911 was an "islamic terror act" then I pity you for not realizing the truth sooner. Its called brainwash ... propaganda... the next 3rd reich=usa... :(
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george burns wrote:
He's right. I watched the video and it almost makes me wanna puke. Anyways interesting thought! - look at osama's picture hes eating salad right? Nothing wrong with that u ask... Well there is, normally one eats a salad with one hand correct? and normally one eats with thier preferred hand (right/left) NOW.. Osama's eating with his right.. How come? Isn't he left handed? (check out CIA public records that prove it) hmm interesting maybe he smoked a doobie that day and totally fucked up.. eating american food with his wrong hand...
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Red, White & Blue wrote:
You are all fools, 9/11 was a terrorist act of war, brought about by islamic cowards! The CIA doesn't need spinach because they use special tactics that idiots like yourselves could not even think of. They could eat that spinach themselves and still carry out HMT mission better than bin laiden & his band of thugs could anyday of the week. bin laiden is ball-less baby-killer COWARD. He is the son of the Anti-Christ & he will burn forever in hell for that. The USA & its BRAVE POLICIES will prevail against these bearded cowardly thugs & their 7th century war-tactics. God Bless the United States of America and F-CK all of you Anti-American traders... You don't like our boarders, then leave them and don't look back. P.S. All you stupid idiots need to learn how to spell, if you wish to speak & write in ENGLISH ;-/
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aroya wrote:
where is satire? is it in Afganistan or pakistan?? i will be in those countries in a few weeks. i will ask around and see if anyone knows where osama lives....
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Ryan Rose wrote:
Great article, or should I say, faux article. I write about some of the same topics, my own Osama satire for instance, but a little more on the nonrealistic side. I enjoyed the comments, you elicited a lot of heated responses, well done for such a short piece. I'll have to check this site more often!
Ryan - http://underdogs.wordpress.com _______________________________
Eduardo wrote:
Funny stuff!
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The Great Satan (#81) wrote:
Hi-friggin'-larious!!!
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sulayman the magnificent wrote:
american goverments the great satan biggest terrorists on this planet who lives off the east like wild dogs who have no culture or morale and without the east they will fall back to the dark ages these animals have no mercy to mankind 300 years of the west and thy destroying the very planet we breath american country belongs to mexicans whos country it is before the british put this white race in america who kill there own families for money dogs,osama as we all know is a man class god bless him muslims are envy of the world if hitler was killings jews in a little country muslims are being killed worldwide thank god were not all brainwashed and yes we taught the americans english and created a civilsation for them if you dont like it fuck off back to ireland were you came from you dogs you bombarding the world putting [the mark of the beast]the lord will placed you writefully in hell which is eternal eat flamed burgers there!
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thomas jefferson the arsehole wrote:
jesus christ and bin laden go on son!wipe out the filth these are eastern religions havent these pigs [americans] got there own religions these brainwashed idiots i suppose you cant teach homer simpson doughnut brains!!!
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Arnold Schwartzanigger for President wrote:
My mission is no complete. I am not even American but I will rule you all. Sooner or later you will be Terminated!
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funviking wrote:
Osama fucks male sheep and donkeys in the ass then feeds his shit covered cock to you stupid muslim morons.
If you all love death more than we love life, why are you hiding from us? I will be happy to send you to hell where you belong you cowards. _______________________________
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i dont belive this, whe would here This all over the news and there would be big wars.