Bin Laden Niece Demands Access to His CIA Pension Plan
by Dood Abides
New York, NY (APE) - CNN news is reporting, in an exclusive interview, that singer-songwriter Wafa Dufor, the niece of Al Qaeda head Osama Bin Laden is demanding that the CIA grant her access to Bin Laden's retirement and pension plan with the agency as Bin Laden's survivor. Dufor insisted that the rumors of Bin Laden's death had been confirmed and that she now wanted to have the CIA honor its commitments to agency family members in regards to pension, retirement, and death benefits.
Dufor produced documents showing that Bin Laden had early on taken advantage of retirement packages offered by the CIA upon his enlistment as a mujahedin in the 1980s in the efforts against the Soviet occupation of Afghanistan. Her calculations indicated that Bin Laden had done well with an aggressive portfolio targeted towards early retirement, which had significantly outperformed most investment firms.
CIA chief, Michael Hayden was interviewed, and commented that the agency was performing a full review of Dufor's claims. He insisted, however that any disbursement would first be weighed against claims resulting from the ongoing war on terror and the original 9/11 World Trade Center attack. He expressed optimism that the magnitude of the accumulated funds involved might be sufficient to satisfy the interests of all parties, including Dufor.
In possibly related news, in a quiet ceremony this morning, another star was carved into the CIA's wall of secrecy.
How many billions of dollars would he have to have earned in his pension account since the 1980's? Nobody makes that much, especially on a CIA salary. Otherwise, very well fabricated.
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Robert in Los Angeles, CA wrote:
Yeah! All what we need now is to have taxpayers money pay this SOB's retirements after the 9/11 murders and destruction of teh towers including the loss to this country's airlines.
This is pathetic! This is news to me but if UBL was under the CIA's payroll HE HAS FORFEITED ALL BENEFITS UNDER THE PATRIOT ACT AND THE IMMIGRATION LAWS BECAUSE HE IS/WAS A TERRORIST!!
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FogHorn Leghorn wrote:
If he wasn't on the payroll why were his relatives whisked from colleges across the northeast on 9/11/01, flown to Texas & then to Saudi Arabia that same night? Maybe Dick Cheney knows the answer to that question & why the minutes of his Energy Policy meetings are still secret.
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Rajiv wrote:
There are plennty of vedios around showing OBL using US wepons and fightin American war (and won) making sure that Americans can sleep peacefully and their children does not have to fear from Russina nukes any more.
I think that SOB deserve to charge Americans a war tax.
