CAT CLONING COMPANY CALLS IT QUITS

by Gunther Schnitzel

A California company named Genetic Savings and Clone shut its doors after only selling two cloned animals At $50,000 per pet, the price was probably a bit high for animals that are freely available down at the humane shelter. LOS ANGELES TIMES- CLASSIFIED AD FOR ADOPTION- Genetic Savings and Clone has five cloned cats not paid for which are available free to good homes. These friendly kittens are unique in that two have green fur, one has two heads and two have three tails. Call 555-5476.

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