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Hollywood, CA (Rotters) - Controversial Texas politician and former Republican House Majority Leader Tom DeLay today announced that he has signed a multimillion dollar deal with an up-and-coming Hollywood motion picture studio, Talon Productions, in which he will bring to the big screen a musical comedy review of his recently released book, One American's Plight. The movie, tentatively scheduled for release sometime during the popular Christmas season, is entitled, "Mein Hämmer".
DeLay, in his book, associates Democrats whom he feels unfairly persecuted him, with the likes of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis. Embroiled in controversy over ever-expanding bribery investigations, DeLay resigned in disgrace last year, and is still awaiting trial in Texas. "The Hammer" is the nickname given to Delay who was largely credited with ruthlessly ruling the Republican Party with an iron fist and succeeded in keeping the party lockstep in line with President George W. Bush over the last six years.
"I think people will really enjoy the musical," stated DeLay. "We've called upon some pretty talented people within the Republican Party, and I think it will present another side of me and other leaders that folks didn't know existed. John Ashcroft has come up with some dynamite original music and lyrics, and Mark Foley has graciously consented to be our choreographer."
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"This whole flap over the Hitler thing just goes to show the American people how lacking the Democratic Party is," concluded DeLay. "Honestly, where is their sense of humor? Politics is a nasty business, and if they can't stand the heat, they need to learn to close the door to the oven."
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