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SNARLING DOG WAITS ON COURTHOUSE STEPS FOR VICK TO EMERGE
by Gunther Schnitzel
 DOG WAITS FOR VICK TO LEAVEATLANTA -- Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has refused to leave the courthouse where he was indicted on July 17th for his alleged role in conducting a dog fighting venture on property he owns. " Please don't make me leave" says a terrified Vick,

The reason for Vick's fear, is a large, snarling police dog that appears to be patiently waiting on the courthouse steps for over a month for Vick to emerge.

" I am afraid!"

Everyone, reporters and the curious, except for one lone spectator, have fled as the huge dog patiently stares at the courthouse doors.

Animal lovers have left food and water for the dog, and food is being brought to Vick by teammates and family.

A spokesman for the Atlanta Police said there is no law requiring the eviction of anyone from the courthouse as long as there is no disturbance.

Huddled in an empty broom closet, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and soda cans, Vick, is a sorry sight. Shaking and weeping, he has appealed to friends to shoot the dog, but has had no takers. "He's waiting to tear me to bits," moaned Vick.

A court bailiff is quietly taking bets, as to who will be victorious, man or dog, when Vick has to eventually leave.

 
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Randi wrote:
How stupid. Vick has been arrested for dog fighting. And, you threaten him with a ROTTWEILER. We have enough problems fighting breed bans throughout the US without help from commentaries like this one. Why not make it a Poodle or a Beagle or a Lab?

BTW, the dog in the picture in no way resembles a Rottweiler.
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Francisco Ibelos wrote:
Lets be fair about this. We should hoist Vick up on the scales and pit him against his weight in snarling fighting dogs. I would take enjoyment in watching that spectacle.
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ann wrote:
lol,
lets just say, all sensible human and animal hate hated michael vick,including this wolflike dog.
michael bick, u r a monster first, then coward.
shame on u.
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Tricia Barrett wrote:
Who the hell labelled that dog a "Rottweiler"? You obviously have no clue as to what any breed any dog is. Coat, colour, stature, head.... There's nothing "Rottweiler" about it.

Vick should be thrown in jail for a very long time and all of his dogs get a chance at rehabilitation. His actions disgust me and the millions of responsible, loving dog owners around North America.
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gun wrote:
"O.K,O.K....sorry. I changed the rottweiler into a police dog. Please forgive me!"
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juandos wrote:
This was hilarious!

Thanks and the whinning tight ass Randi, lighten up please...
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Georgia wrote:
If only it were true! I wish, I wish.
Vick is truly a coward and it is easy to imagine him cowering in a broom closet. Anyone who hurts animals is a coward and a sadist.
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