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Ed E. Druckman
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The one and only Ed E Druckman.
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2010-03-12 Jihad Jane Claims On Terrorism: "It was performance art."
2010-02-26 E-E-T: Health Care Reform on TV...At Least, Sarah Palin Goes NRA and Restricted Airplane Bathrooms.
2010-02-18 Tiger Woods Moves Press Conference To Playboy Mansion
2010-02-10 E-E-T News: Obama TV, Sarah Palin Drinks the Tea and George Bush Is Back?
2010-02-05 Toyota Hires Mel Gibson As Prius Spokesman
2010-01-29 Biden To Obama: "Yes We Can?"
2010-01-22 E-E-T News: Health care reform DOA. John Edwards Goes Haiti. Tiger Woods Sex Addict.
2010-01-15 Pat Robertson To Replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol"!
2010-01-08 White House Report Shocker: Al Qaeda Recruiting Using "The Three Stooges"
2009-12-18 Sarah Palin: "Santa Claus a Socialist!"
2009-11-13 Sarah Palin Denies Audio Version of "Going Rogue" For "Illiterates".
2009-11-06 E-E-T News: Unemployment Rises, Sarah Palin Silent and Mom Janine Lindemulder
2009-10-30 E-E-T News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won't Use The "R" Word
2009-10-23 E-E-T News: Dick Cheney keeps speaking, Sarah Palin keeps blogging and Joe Wilson Exiles His Wife
2009-10-16 Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare
2009-10-09 Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize. Rush Limbaugh's Head Explodes.
2009-10-02 Sarah Palin: Letterman Extortionist To Be Commended!
2009-09-25 E-E-T News: Joe Biden Talks "Turkey" While Barack Obama Gets Mad at Iran-Kinda
2009-09-18 Glenn Beck Denies "Affection" For Rachel Maddow.
2009-09-11 Joe Wilson To Become Spokesperson For Tourette Syndrome
2009-08-28 Edward "Ted" Kennedy: "Top Shelf" Or Just "Bargain Basement"?
2009-08-21 Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.
2009-08-14 The Health Care Debate: Is that goose steps I hear?
2009-08-07 Twitter Crashes. People Forced To Actually Talk To Each Other!
2009-07-31 E-E-T: Obama's Keg Party, AirLines Bare It All and Health Care Still A Dream
2009-07-24 Barack Obama Arrested In Cambridge
2009-07-17 Sarah Palin: NAACP Racist
2009-07-10 E-E-T News: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.
2009-07-06 Sarah Palin: Role Model? The answer is more than just a punch line.
2009-06-26 Mark Sanford and Eliot Spitzer To Form Bi-Partisan Independent Party
2009-06-19 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election
2009-06-12 E-E-T News: Mr. Chastity Bono, Madonna Goes Native And Miss Kalifornia
2009-06-05 David Carradine's Death Increases Rope Sales At Adult Shops.
2009-05-29 E-E-T: Southwest Bags Children, Michael Bloomberg Apologizes (Kind Of) And Google Waves
2009-05-22 Cheney: "Waterboard Me." Obama: "No, Waterboard Me!"
2009-05-15 New York City: Jail Is "Recession Insulation"
2009-05-08 Pee-Wee League Player Suspended For Illegal Substance Use
2009-05-01 Piglet Banned From Disneyland Due to Swine Flu
2009-04-24 I Twitter. Therefore I Am?
2009-04-17 Paris Hilton Challenges Ashton Kutcher To Twitter Un-Follow
2009-04-10 Disney "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages
2009-04-03 Why Madonna Should Adopt Me
2009-03-27 Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors
2009-03-20 Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke
2009-03-13 The Ten Things Bernie Madoff Will Have To Remember In Prison
2009-03-06 Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax At White House Health Forum
2009-02-27 Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.
2009-02-20 E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advises Kids
2009-02-13 Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus
2009-02-06 Michael Phelps To Endorse Dunkin' Donuts And Raid
2009-01-30 Obama To Wall Street: Bonuses To Be Paid In Pennies
2009-01-23 George Bush Inks Book Deal With Crayola
2009-01-16 E-E-T NEWS: Ann Coulter v. Michelle Obama, Inauguration Day Luau, Paris Hilton's Golden Globes
2008-12-19 The Top Ten Reasons Santa Is Downsizing This Year
2008-12-12 Obama Economic Plan: Auction Congressional Seats On eBay?
2008-12-05 Santa Claus To Congress: "One Trillion Dollars Or No Christmas."
2008-11-21 Attorney General Mukasey, faints. The last casualty of Bush administration?
2008-11-14 Bush Denies Support Of Fake "New York Times" Iraq War Ends Story
2008-11-07 Obama To Address Rising Unemployment With REALLY Big Cabinet
2008-11-03 Ed-E-torial 28: "Survivor" John McCain. Mr. Sulu A Pain in Captain Kirk's Asteroid?
2008-10-31 Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket In 2012
2008-10-28 Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!
2008-10-17 Sarah Palin proclaims: "Saturday Night Live is funny!"
2008-10-15 Ed-E-torial Scoop: John McCain Last Ditch Debate Ad Move
2008-10-14 Ed-E-torial 26: Miss Piggy Bi, Lynne Spears Mom of the Year And Richard Gere Goes Bollywood
2008-10-03 Sarah Palin: A Vice President Men Can Finally Get Excited About
2008-09-23 Ed-E-torial 25: Meet The "Other" Two Girls One Cup Girl
2008-09-18 After Sarah Palin Yahoo Hack, McCain's Gmail A "Snoozer".
2008-09-12 John McCain Blog: Britney Spears VMA Comeback Like Iraq Victory
2008-09-09 Ed-E-torial 24: Amber Colt--A Girl And Her Top(less)
2008-08-15 John McCain: Lindsay Lohan, not about being gay, but dating Jews
2008-08-13 Not Britney, not Paris Hilton...But Amber Colt New Co-Host Of Ed-E-torial!
2008-08-08 John McCain To Paris Hilton, "Cosmo, bayatch!"
2008-08-01 Jamie Spears: Britney To Donate Eggs For Darfur
2008-07-25 John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus Breakout
2008-07-18 John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry
2008-07-11 John McCain's iPhone 3G Blog
2008-07-03 AP NEWS: Paris Hilton On Global Warming. Amy Winehouse Not A Racist. Oprah Not God. And The McCain Cougar.
2008-06-27 Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape
2008-06-20 Angelina Jolie and Madonna Compete For Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears' Baby
2008-06-13 Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp
2008-06-06 Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello
2008-05-23 John McCain To Join Game Show "Survivor"
2008-05-16 Bush Declares Obama Stance On Hummus: "Simply Misguided"
2008-05-09 Obama and Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy
2008-05-02 White House Claims: Bush Disapproval Rating Still Lower Than Playboy Bunny IQ
2008-04-17 Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida
2008-04-16 Eighty Year Old Forced To Smoke Pot?
2008-04-10 New Movie Hit: George (Bush) and Dick (Cheney) Go To Jordan
2008-03-25 Ed-E-torial 22: Paris Hilton says, "No more Greeks." Britney Spears Gets Donald Trump's Hair.
2008-03-14 Al Gore At New York Auto Show: "Global Warming, a bunch of hot air!"
2008-02-29 Ed-E-torial 21: Wheelchair Bob Answers Your E-mails
2008-02-19 AP News: Vice President Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Humanitarian?
2008-02-12 Ed-E-torial 20: Lindsay Lohan Terror Alert! Michael Vick Hires Karl Rove.
2008-02-01 Britney Spears Released. Elvis Rumor Confirmed
2008-01-29 Ed-E-torial 19: One Girl Three Boobs? Meet Amber Colt.
2008-01-24 Romney "Holiday Card" Gets Bin-Laden and Hefner Endorsement
2008-01-09 Ed-E-torial 18: Ed Spanks The Monkey While Lindsay Lohan Goes Playstation
2008-01-07 A Little Late But...Happy 2008! or Happy 2008?
2007-12-20 Ed-E-torial: Rob Zombie Does Shirley MacClaine. Dick Cheney Goes Postal.
2007-12-18 Bush: "Put Santa on Terrorist Watch List!"
2007-11-14 Ed-E-torial Will Soon Be back. Tough Luck!
2007-11-12 Saint Paris Hilton Of "The Simple Life"
2007-10-31 Paris Hilton's Rwanda Trip "Food For Models"
2007-10-25 Lindsay Lohan Declares, "Screw It! I'm Getting Sh*t Faced!"
2007-10-19 George Bush, "Hannah Montana... Iraq Victory Model!"
2007-09-05 Flip-Flops and September 11th
2007-08-27 Alberto Gonzales To Be Replaced By Magic Eight Ball
2007-08-21 Ed-E-torial Number 17: Adopting Machine Angelina Jolie. H'Obama in 2008?
2007-08-04 Ed-E-torial Number 16: Dr. Monica Lewinsky? Paris Hilton Mingles With Seamen.
2007-06-28 Ed-E-torial Number 15: Bobby Brown Cracks Up. Barry Bonds Floats. Britney Spears Gives Her Head To Obama.
2007-06-05 Paris Hilton's Jail Survival Guide...the celebutante's guide to having a good time while you're doing time.
2007-05-31 Ed-E-torial Number 14: Britney Spears Meets Elvis. Karl Rove Outs The Bush Twins. German Antisemites?
2007-04-05 Ed-E-festo: Video 3.0: New Media Warlords of the 21st Century Unite!
2007-03-05 Ed-E-torial #13: Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy. Lindsay Lohan Trips On Her Ass. And George Bush Trips On Abortion.
2007-02-19 Ed-E-torial #12: George Clooney Still Sexy. Tom Cruise Still Short. Britney Still Commando.
2007-02-02 Ed-E-torial #11: Britney Spears Belching. Paris Hilton Sucking. Dane Cook Gets Dissed!
2007-01-19 Ed-E-torial Number 10: George Bush Talks Iraq In A Mall! Bill Clinton Goes O.J.
2006-12-22 Special Ed-E-torial: Britney Spears Wants A Shoulder To Cry On. Try mine!
2006-12-13 Ed-E-torial Number 8: Meet Pete the Superhero
2006-11-27 Ed-E-torial Number 7: Kim Jong Il-in, John Kerry Tries Again and A Superhero for the New Millennium
2006-11-17 George Bush Gives Thumbs Up To Neuter Sweet
2006-11-10 Ed-E-torial Number 6: SpongBob Goes To Pot, John Mark Karr Comes Clean and Paris Hilton Is A Narcissist?
2006-11-03 Dick Cheney Dog Parts Store (Possible Stem Cell Pickle)
2006-10-27 Bad Product Ideas: Tom Marvel Birth Control Ice Cream
2006-10-20 Rumsfeld's E-Z Lite Music Terrorist Tape...Another Crisis For George Bush?
2006-10-10 Four Year Old Sam Adams Called Terrorist By Bob Woodward
2006-10-06 Mark Foley's iPod Has Inflate-A-Mate Sex Ad
2006-09-27 Ed-E-torial #5: George Bush and Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Cheney Goes and Vioxx Still Kills!
2006-09-21 Britney Spears' New Baby? George Bush Sends Troops To Pakistan? Suri Cruise? Today, It's About Ed E. Druckman.
2006-09-14 Ed-E-torial #4: Wheelchair Bobby Talks About Bert and Ernie's "Man Love"
2006-09-09 Paris Hilton To Endorse The Friday the 13th Diet
2006-09-06 Michael "MySpace" Jackson? George Bush Goes Nuclear. And Britney Spears Does More Than Belch.
2006-08-30 Ed-E-torial #3: Britney Spears Says, "No Anal." Jenna Jameson Gets Searched. And Barry Bonds Authors "Game of Steroids".
2006-08-24 A Year After Katrina, George Bush says, "It was bad."
2006-08-16 Ed-E-torial #2: Jessica Simpson Blogs. Ken Lay Is Still Dead. Fashion By Osama?
2006-08-09 Paris Hilton Vows Celibacy. Mel Gibson Apologizes For It?
2006-08-03 Ed-E-torial #1: George Bush Goes Playboy. TomKat's Suri Cruise and Michael Jackson? And Karl Rove is Back!
2006-08-01 Mel Gibson Latest To Jews: Crucify Me Already!
2006-07-27 Ann Coulter Calls For The Death Of Ann Coulter?
2006-07-19 Britney Spears Production of Bush Speech Hot iTunes Download
2006-07-12 President Bush Trumpets Improved Deficit Figures with "We're Less Broke!"
2006-07-05 Britney Spears Declares Sean Preston THE Face of Fast Food
2006-06-28 George Bush on New York Times Finance Leak: "This is why I don't read."
2006-06-21 New Pictures of Shiloh Cause Major Concern For Angelina Jolie
2006-06-14 Dixie Chicks To Kick Off 2006 Summer Rendering Tour
2006-06-07 Paul McCartney Rewrites Yesterday To Get Heather Mills-McCartney Back Today
2006-05-30 Merck and Philip Morris To Merge
2006-05-23 And now for something completely different...
2006-05-19 Britney Spears Denies Rumor: "I Dropped Sean Preston for Google!"
2006-05-15 Pope Benedict Beatifies George Clooney In Answer To Da Vinci Code!
2006-05-12 At First Press Briefing, Tony Snow: "I have no answers, just this great ass!"
2006-05-09 Mom To Be Britney Spears Tells George Bush: "Give Peace A Chance!"
2006-05-02 Katie Holmes Denies Anal Bleaching. Tom Cruise Turns The Other Cheek.
2006-04-27 Tom Cruise Converts From Scientology To Existentialism
2006-04-25 White House Introduces Its Version of Monopoly: Iraqopoly
2006-04-20 Mel Gibson: Tom Cruise's Baby, "Suri, The Ant-Christ"
2006-04-18 Paris Hilton's Advice To Donald Rumsfeld: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"
2006-04-13 Zacarias Moussaoui Dreams of George Bush, Tom Cruise's Virgin Birth and Britney Spears Is A Mother!
2006-04-11 Statue of Liberty Walks In Protest to House Immigrant Debate
2006-04-06 Tom Cruise in "Daddy Dearest", Lindsay Lohan's "Full Moon" and George Bush leaks
2006-04-04 Howard Stern To Hire Cynthia McKinney As Bodyguard?
2006-03-29 Sculpture of Jessica Simpson Passing Gas To Rival Britney Spears Sculpture Giving Birth
2006-03-28 Lindsay Lohan Announces Her Own Line Of "Hair" Extensions
2006-03-23 Fan Site Alleges Jessica Simpson Affair With George Bush. White House Denies Charges.
2006-03-21 South Park's 'Chef' is back. It's George Bush!
2006-03-16 Jessica Simpson's "No" Bigger Upset Than Iraq To George Bush
2006-03-14 Google Refuses Judge To Turn Over Data--George Bush Enraged, Gary Glitter Relieved
2006-03-10 Dick Cheney Has Heart Problems, John Roberts v. Iran, Muslims Claim Racism Over Port Deal And Osama Bin Laden's Niece Gets A TV Show?
2006-03-09 George Bush to GOP on Blocking Dubai World Ports Bill: "Call me Democrat!"
2006-03-03 George Bush insults Hitler, Lindsay Lohan peek-a-boob and Michael Brown whines
2006-02-28 Lindsay Lohan Now Fixates On Arianna Huffington Over Angelina Jolie
2006-02-24 George Bush says, "No Shiite", KFC has a secret, Mardi Gras Parade Floats REALLY float and Lindsay Lohan is a teen ween!
2006-02-15 Tom Cruise Still Gay in Love, Dick Cheney Shoots Straight, The Diary of Linsday Lohan
2006-02-13 Dick Cheney Accidentally Shoots Britney Spears
2006-02-10 Britney Spears and Michael Jackson To Write Parenting Book
2006-02-09 Syrian Cartoon Claims Lindsay Lohan Muslim. U.S. Six-Year Olds Riot!
2006-02-01 Lindsay Lohan's "teabag", Britney Spears' Breasts and George Bush's State
2006-01-31 Bush to Al-Zawahiri in State of the Union: "...missiles will smoke your ass"
2006-01-26 George Bush to Hamas: "No one topples governments. That's our job!"
2006-01-13 MandMs Cited In Corruption Of Minor Lawsuit
2006-01-09 Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi
2006-01-03 Bush Defends NSA Wiretaps With Abbott And Costello Precedent
2006-01-02 McDonald's To Open In Baghdad By Summer 2006
2005-12-29 Stephen Hawking: "Call me rap master Steve-E-STEVE."
2005-12-21 Ashton Kutcher and George Bush to Saddam Hussein: "You've Been Punk'd!"
2005-12-13 Jessica Simpson Offers Trailers To Katrina Victims
2005-12-08 White House Flatly Denies Barbara Bush Is Gay
2005-12-02 More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In Bush Iraq Victory Plan
2005-11-24 Jessica Simpson Reveals Split With Nick Lachey Was Over Saddam Hussein
2005-11-15 Bush Approval Rating Lowest Ever. White House Remains Delusional.
2005-11-08 George Bush: "We don't torture. We outsource."
2005-11-03 Howard Dean Chooses Michael Brown and Lewis Libby For Dems 2008 Hope
2005-10-28 George "Sulu" Takei Chosen By Dick Cheney To Replace Lewis "Scooter" Libby
2005-10-26 Scott McClellan Explodes Over Bush Question At Press Conference
2005-10-20 Britney Spears Arrested For Houston Courthouse Tom DeLay Protest
2005-10-20 Mark Burnett Makes It Official--2006 Survivor is New Orleans
2005-10-17 Lindsay Lohan Car Crash Overhauls FEMA
2005-10-13 Bill O'Reilly's Letter To The Citizens of New Orleans
2005-10-07 Topless MILF Iraqi Protestors Sign with Vivid Video
2005-10-03 George Bush eBay Fanatic
2005-09-28 Britney Spears To Hold Protest For Tom DeLay
2005-09-27 Paris Hilton To Eat Ice Cream Cone!
2005-09-21 Tyra Banks Confesses: 'Breasts Are Real. But I'm A Man.'
2005-09-21 George Bush Gets A "D",Britney Spears Gives Relief,Ray Nagin Loses It--Again!
2005-09-17 Britney Spears' Placenta On Auction at eBay!
2005-09-16 The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth
2005-09-11 WWE--Vince McMahon Announces Special Death Cage Match For Katrina Relief
2005-09-06 George Bush To Perform In Musical For Katrina Victims' Relief
2005-09-02 Al Qaeda Takes Credit For Katrina. President Bush Concerned.
2005-09-02 Madonna To Play Cindy Sheehan on Lifetime
2005-08-22 Bush To Cindy Sheehan: "I know how Cindy Sheehan feels. I'm a mother too."
2005-08-15 Jessica Simpson Explodes At 37,000 Feet
2005-08-10 SpongeBob NRA Partnership Ends In Tragic Shooting
2005-08-06 Jessica Simpson's IQ--150!
2005-07-24 Britney Spears--Mother To Be Is Author Too
2005-07-09 You ARE reporting for duty--John Kerry Activated
2005-07-02 $ign Of The Times: Rolex By Hezbollah
2005-06-26 Lindsay Lohan Cast In Jessica Simpson Role As Britney Spears
2005-06-18 George W. Bush Reveals 'Radical' Social Security Reform
2005-05-23 Donald Rumsfeld: "Yes, I AM Funny!"
2005-05-02 Porter Goss Reveals the Osamalogues
2005-04-11 It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot
2005-03-28 Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler
2005-03-14 KKK O.K. with Minority Members
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