Yeah, and what EXACTLY are you going to do about it?
2012-06-02 Trump Pad Tablet set to take on Apple iPad
2012-06-02 Trump wins trademark law suit, The Donald claims "Bloviating Ignoramus"
2012-06-02 Romney Blasts Obama Jobs Number "more Proof wealthy Americans need to pay lower taxes!"
2012-05-28 Romney Campaign Plans Pre-Election Military Strike Against Iran
2012-05-27 Mitt Romney Fires Homosexual Landscapers over Political Concerns
2012-05-27 Wind Turbine Spews Radiation as Wind Energy Crisis Escalates
2012-05-27 Romney Campaign Claims He Created about 23 Jobs
2012-05-27 Is Grover Norquist Losing His Grip on GOP Jewels?
2012-05-27 DOZENS OF GOP CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATES REFUSE TO SIGN NORQUIST ANTI-MASTERBATION PLEDGE
2012-05-27 Romney to sign Norquist's Anti-Masturbation pledge
2011-03-06 Charlie Sheen Vows to Free Libya "I have the Blood of Freedom in my veins!"
2011-03-05 Sarah Palin Visits Angola Border to Aid Libyan Refugees
2011-02-06 California Family Council Releases Bullying Guide for k-12 Kids
2011-02-06 Conservatives Celebrate Reagan Legacy : Dead Fags
2011-02-05 GOP Introduces Bill To Ban CFL Light Bulbs and Solar Calculators
2011-02-05 Texas Education Cuts lead to Massive Student Lay offs
2011-02-05 Palin Wins Trademark Lawsuit
2010-12-19 Nude Photos of Sarah Palin Released by Wikileaks
2010-12-19 Family Research Council joins with KKK in Anti Gay rally
2010-12-19 WikiLeaks John Boehner's plan to Bankrupt America and Kill Off Social Security
2010-12-11 Osama bin Laden embarrassed, Julian Assange WikiLeaks Al-Qaeda Documents
2010-12-05 Tension grows between Calif. Christians, FBI after informant infiltrates church
2010-12-04 Senate Republicans vote to raise taxes on middle class
2010-12-03 Julian Assange Promises to WikiLeak Obama's Birth Certificate from Kenya
2010-12-03 Senator Jon Kyl, if I had a Nuclear Missile I would Aim it at You.
2010-12-03 Senator John McCains's DADT Policy "Dirty Fags Not American Enough"
2010-10-10 Tea Party Candidate Sharron Angle promises to Invade Nuclear Capable City of Dearborn
2010-10-09 Naked Cowboy President Promises to shake his Ass at the Economy
2010-10-09 Naked Cowboy, Christine "The Witch" O'Donnell Join The Village People, Tea Party Patriots
2010-10-08 Sharon Angle Suspends Campaign to Save Dearborn Women from Sharia Law Stoning
2010-10-04 Senator Jim DeMint Urges Concentration Camps for Gay Teachers
2010-10-03 John Boehner and Michele Bachmann announce Rape and Incest Reproductive Freedom Act
2010-10-03 INS Raids Meg Whitman Campaign Office ; 16 Workers Arrested
2010-09-06 Newt Gingrich Blasts Plan for Starbucks Coffee House near Ground Zero
2010-07-17 iphone 4 reception boosted by Power Balance Hologram Bracelet : says Steve Jobs
2010-07-17 Power Balance Hologram Bracelet Blamed for Stroke : Under FDA Review
2010-04-03 UCS Trend Report #645
2010-03-28 Teabagger Mike Vanderboegh Admits "I'm Paid to Eat by US Government"
2010-03-27 UCS Trend Report #643: Obama Keeps Promise : Sarah Palin Reloads : Tea Bagging Terrorist : Republicans Ready HCR Repeal : Jessie James Meet Tiger Woods
2010-02-09 Sarah Palin Admits she had "Plam Prompter" installed before Tea Party Speech
2010-02-06 Sarah Palin Tea Party Keynote Blasts Republican Senator Richard Shelby
2010-02-06 Senator Richard Shelby Demands Earmark Cash in Unmarked Bills
2010-01-30 New York City Cowards Step Aside - Chillicothe Ohio to host KSM trial and Lead USA War on Terror
2010-01-30 Orrin Hatch Declares War on Heath Care Reform and Uninsured Americans
2010-01-26 Mitch McConnell Arrested : Senator Caught Filibustering Underage Girl
2010-01-25 Sarah Palin Vows to Continue McCain's Legacy of Campaign Finance Reform
2010-01-24 Goldman Sachs Memo Leaked: Hit List of US Senators Made Public
2010-01-24 US Supreme Court to Announce New Corporate Sponsor.
2009-11-08 Hewlett Packard admits printer Ink "grossly overpriced" raises price to double Kodak
2009-10-25 New U2 Song Rose is a toilet bowl not good , Says Bono
2009-09-16 Patrick Swayze becomes one with "the Force" Star Wars fans Shocked
2009-09-12 John Boehner enters Maryland rehab facility
2009-08-30 Wal-Mart to Sell Foreclosed homes
2009-08-30 The Dead Kennedys Welcome new band member - Senator Ted Kennedy
2009-08-29 Jackson death ruled as Pathetic
2009-08-29 John McCain to Honor Kennedy Legacy By Blasting Healthcare Reform
2009-08-28 Death Star Closed for Asbestos removal : Storm Troopers launch class action lawsuit
2009-08-28 John McCain the Coward Flees from Mob of Uninsured Senior Citizens
2009-08-27 Senator Tom Coburn Offers Heath Care to Uninsured : Thousands Apply For Help
2009-08-26 Yoda Indicted : Kickbacks Taken from Death Star Salvage Contracts
2009-08-21 Fantasy Player Strike Cripples Imaginary Baseball League
2009-08-19 Republicians Seem Set to Go It Alone on a Health Bill
2009-08-18 Robert Novak is Dead : World goes on with one less mean old jerk
2009-08-16 GOP Sponsored Healthcare Town hall Meeting Ends in Violent Bloody Riot
2009-08-16 The GOP Health care Promise: 47 Million uninsured to remain uninsured
2009-08-07 Goldman Sachs to Use Front Running Strategy to Reduce Health reform Costs
2009-08-01 Lou Dobbs admits : Obama Birth Certificate is real but Questions Hawaii Statehood
2009-07-31 Sen. Dodd has prostate cancer: Insurance Policy Canceled
2009-07-28 RNC commits nearly $1 million to insure your Healthcare Sucks
2009-07-18 Walter Cronkite Dead : Rush Limbaugh Takes place as Most Trusted Man in Media
2009-07-18 Nasa Budget Cuts : Fake Mars Landing Mission Canceled
2009-07-16 Rush Limbaugh demands Alabama Senator Jeff Sessions Apologize for "bigoted remarks"
2009-07-16 Sotomayor picks up key endorsement from Alabama Klan
2009-07-12 Goldman Sachs Launches Hostile Takeover of Bankrupt California
2009-07-12 Michelle Bachman Admits Extramarital Affair and Alien Abduction
2009-07-12 Al Franken sworn in : Disrupts Senate to read new book into Congressional Record
2009-07-12 Jackson Funeral a ratings success, NBC bids 15 million for rights to Paris Hilton's death
2009-07-08 Sarah Palin Blasts Out Going Governor of Alaska
2009-07-03 Billy Mays Inks Deal to Represent Jesus Christ
2009-07-03 Three Americans killed while filming Japanese Game Show
2009-07-03 Michael Jackson's Critics Celebrate Death of Pop Icon
2009-05-16 GM Dealer Looks Forward to Selling High quality Used Imports
2009-05-16 US National Park Rangers Support New Concealed weapons Law
2009-05-09 Antonin Scalia blasts President Obama "gay justice...worse than CIA waterboarding."
2009-05-03 GOP Leaders Try to Improve the Republican Party's Image : Professional Turd Polishers Wanted
2008-12-23 Britney Spears Appointed to Obama Economic team
2008-12-21 Blagojevich vows bring more shame and embarrassment to Illinois
2008-12-21 Chinese Lead Contaminated with Toys
2008-10-28 Proposition 8 Revenge : California Gays plan attacks on Utah LDS Mormon Church
2008-10-28 Sarah Palin Drops Expensive cloths : DURING RALLY!
2008-10-26 Mormons and LDS church withdraw support for Proposition 8 and apologize to gays
2008-10-25 Alan Greenspan admits "I screwed up"
2008-10-23 Sarah Palin to drop puck at Blues Game in $6600 Dior Pant suit
2008-10-21 Republicans react as Joe the Plumber reveals that he's gay
2008-10-21 Sarah Palin Accuses Democratic Voters of Stealing Election
2008-10-21 Apple Inc. Stock Surges as Steve Jobs Gets Seasonal Flu Shot
2008-10-20 McCain Robo Calls Halted : Battle Droid R2D2 Claims Responsibility
2008-10-19 McCain Surging ahead in "Real America" 55 to 40
2008-10-16 Terrorists to help Raise $8.4 Million for Prop. 8 Fight in California :Al-Qaeda Leader Osama Bin Laden agrees with Mormons
2008-10-16 John McCain dumps Sarah Palin : Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher takes VP slot
2008-10-15 Mormons Join with Ku Klux Klan to Raise $8.4 Million for Prop. 8 Fight in California
2008-10-15 California Prop 8 : Adolph Hitler would be Proud
2008-10-15 California Prop 8 supporters are Vile Scum: (my neighbors included)
2008-10-11 California Proposition 8 : Creepy Polygamists join fight against Gay Marriage
2008-10-11 Breaking: Sarah Palin Arrested - Candidate to face Ethics charges in "Trooper Gate"
2008-10-11 California Proposition 8 "Marriage Protection Act" to Ban Sexy Young Secretaries and 60 inch LCDs
2008-10-11 Sarah Palin Field Dresses Deer During Rally : McCain Supporters Riot
2008-10-09 Hockey Moms Put Sarah Palin in the Penalty Box
2008-10-09 Following McCain Rally: Mayor of Strongsville Ohio admits "We are morons"
2008-10-08 Sarah Palin Hockey Mom From Hell : McCain Post Debate Free Fall : Red States Bleeding Blue : Unconfirmed Wisdom #700
2008-10-08 Sarah Palin Blasts McCains Weak Debate Performance
2008-10-07 Trash Talking Sarah Palin tells supporters "I would kill to win Florida!"
2008-10-07 Barack Obama and William Ayres, What Every Voter MUST Know
2008-10-06 Sarah Palin Continues Vicious Attacks on Barack Obama
2008-10-06 Sarah Palin Blasts John McCain for Keating 5 Fiasco
2008-10-06 Charles Keating Fired from John McCain's Economic Team
2008-10-05 Joe Sixpack files suit against McCain/Palin Campaign "False Statements must stop"
2008-10-05 "Brawling" Sarah Palin Loses Key Endorsement : NASM to support Obama
2008-10-03 Sarah Palin Survives Debate : McCain Abandons Michigan : Bacon Wrapped Bailout gets bailed out
2008-10-01 Wall Street Stunned by Massive UCS Collapse
2008-09-28 Letterman's Rampage : McCain's Suspension : Palin impaled : Katie Killin' it : Bush's next war Unconfirmed Wisdom #721
2008-09-26 McCain Torpedoes Bush Bailout : Republicans Battle Republicans
2008-09-23 White House Bailout Plans 18-Month Long Occupation of Wall Street
2008-09-21 John McCain Losing His Grip on Christian Evangelicals
2008-09-20 New Group Protests the Bush Wall Street Bailout Plan
2008-09-20 John McCain Better Prepared To Lead During Our Nations Coming Hardships
2008-09-20 Financial Collapse: Bush tours Wall Street Devastation
2008-09-20 Barack Obama Suspends Campaign due to Bank Failures
2008-09-20 Sarah Palin missing in Bank Collapse : The Bush Legacy : Ike Irony : Phil Gramms Banks Fail : October Surprise comes Early : Unconfirmed Wisdom #493
2008-09-20 Former Republican Senator Phil Gramm Dragged From Home : Beaten by Angry Tax Payers
2008-09-15 Lehman Brothers Purchase a Rare Opportunity says Waste Management Inc.
2008-09-15 Wall Street Collapse makes it Official! Bush 2nd Term a Complete Disaster
2008-09-14 Rove: McCain "not lying enough in attack ads"
2008-09-14 Osama Bin Laden Video message released: McCain Attack ads went "too far from the truth"
2008-09-14 McCain/Palin Campaign Causing Lobbyist Shortage
2008-09-13 John McCain Gambles with Our Future
2008-09-12 Experts Predict 28% Chance John McCain Will Die in First Term
2008-09-12 Evangelical Christians Stunned : Atheist Tapped to Run Saddleback Mega Church
2008-09-12 Troublesome SPORE DRM Cracked by German Teen
2008-09-12 Apple Releases McCain Edition Ipod Nano
2008-09-12 Harvard Endowment To Fund John McCain School of P.O.W. Studies
2008-09-12 Election Bomb shell: George W. Bush and John McCain are BOTH Republicans
2008-09-11 McCain / Palin Blast Obama for campaigning on "issues"
2008-09-10 Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin Hospitalized After Late Night Crash
2008-09-10 Sarah Palin Seizes control of McCain Campaign Organization
2008-09-09 Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews Leave NBC to Join Staff at UnconfirmedSources.com
2008-09-08 Palin's Press Pass : Bristol's "Choice" : Fannie and Freddie Fail : Cheney's Rusty Saber : McCain shoots down Olberman : Unconfirmed Wisdom #824
2008-09-07 Saudi Arabia Announces Plan for Future Energy Dominance
2008-09-06 Cheney: Russia's actions an 'affront' : Launches Invasion of oil rich Venezuela
2008-09-06 John McCain : "I will ask Sarah Palin and Antonin Scalia to lead nation womb registration program"
2008-09-05 Levi Johnston : Very Lucky to be alive
2008-09-04 Griff Jenkins' Mother to Address Republican National Convention
2008-09-04 History Channel Launches New Series : Gay Ice Road Truckers
2008-09-03 Terrorist Osama Bin Laden to Address Republican National Convention
2008-09-03 McCain's Palin Problems : VP and abstinence counselor : Levi Johnston Score! : Unconfirmed Wisdom #654
2008-09-03 John McCain injured during RNC "Mishap"
2008-08-31 Evil Democrats Pray that Gustav will flood New Orleans
2008-08-30 Republicans scramble to evacuate Minneapolis ahead of hurricane Gustav
2008-08-30 Paris Hilton more qualified than Sarah Palin for McCain VP Slot
2008-08-30 Pro-Life, Pro-Gun, Consecrative Evangelical Christian Female Democrats flock to Sarah Palin
2008-08-29 McCain VP Scandal widens : Who is the Leaker?
2008-08-29 McCain VP Choice Leaked by AP : Tim Pawleny
2008-08-29 Nation Morns the Tragic Loss of Fox News Reporter Griff Jenkins
2008-08-27 Missing Fox News Reporter Griff Jenkins Killed During Daring Denver Recuse Operation
2008-08-27 Rudy Giuliani : Former New York Drag Queen To Give Keynote Address at Republican National Convention
2008-08-26 John McCain "Thank God Liberals don't shoot people"
2008-08-24 Fox News Correspondent Griff Jenkins missing presumed dead after Bloody Denver Riot
2008-08-24 Wal-Mart Agrees to Fund Labor Union Votes in US stores
2008-08-24 Microsoft Hires Jerry Seinfeld to Patch Vista Code Base
2008-08-24 McCain Counters Obama VP Choice : Master Chief to face Joe Biden
2008-08-18 Denver Police Raid "Operation Chaos" Training Camp Rush Limbaugh Wounded and Arrested
2008-08-17 John McCain is witness to Ellen DeGeneres / Portia de Rossi wedding
2008-08-17 Olympic Swimming Champion Michael Phelps Demands Bigfoot Investigation
2008-08-15 John McCain Begs Republican Supporters to Stop Murdering Democrats and Liberals
2008-08-15 Michael Phelps Pleads To US Government "Please Release my family"
2008-08-09 Tetrahydrogestrinone, (THG) Named Official Steroid of Beijing Olympics
2008-08-09 Russian planes attack Georgia : John McCain vows to defend Atlanta
2008-08-09 Olympic Sprit Crushed by Russian Tanks : Beijing Officials demand Vladimir Putin leave China
2008-08-08 McCain Slams Obama over Lake Michigan Oil Drilling Plan
2008-08-08 Beijing Olympic Knock-offs contain Lead, PVC
2008-08-06 Exxon-Mobile Announces the Purchase of John McCain
2008-08-06 United Airlines to Charge for Water, Coffee and Bathroom Use
2008-08-06 Nation Supports off shore Drilling : California and Florida backing Yucca mountain project and Mountain top removal in West Virginia
2008-08-05 Paris Hilton Withdraws Support from John McCain
2008-08-04 Tearful Barack Obama admits- "John McCain's Attack ads are all true"
2008-08-04 Three Olympic Athletes Test Negative For Performance Enhancing Drugs
2008-08-03 Beijing Smog Chamber gives US Olympic Athletes the Competitive Edge
2008-08-01 Barack Obama Invited to Dinner with John McCain's First Wife
2008-07-31 Barack Obama Admits to Love Affair outside of Marriage to Michelle
2008-07-31 McCain: Offshore Coal Mining is 'Something We Have to Do'
2008-07-31 Army Develops New Combat Uniforms for Gay Soldiers
2008-07-30 Ben Stein recommends McCain hire Scum bag to help campaign
2008-07-30 Unitarians prepare for Jihad
2008-07-28 McCain Energy Policy : Drilling for Oil will reduce our dependence on Oil
2008-07-27 McCain Gives Dalai Lama "Straight Talk"
2008-07-27 Bush Refuses to Set Timeline for Withdrawal From White House
2008-07-26 Ford to Convert Truck Factory into Money Burning Plant
2008-07-26 GM Delays Chevy Volt Hybrid Production .......Again
2008-07-02 Mona-Vie Active Recalled By FTA
2008-06-28 Pro-Life Groups Protest 2nd Amendment Ruling by Supreme Court
2008-06-26 Hand Gun band Lifted : Washington D.C. Criminals Rejoice!
2008-06-26 John McCain Demands Resignation of Key Obama Staffer
2008-06-20 al-Qaeda To Close Its 527 In Response To Obama's Candidacy
2008-06-18 John McCain Rushed to Hospital For Examination
2008-06-17 John McCain Seeks Labor Union Support
2008-06-17 McCain Calls For Drilling Off the Coast of Florida and Montana
2008-06-15 McCain Campaign Leads Relief Efforts For Unemployed Lobbyists
2008-06-15 McCain blasts Obama's Flood Relief Efforts "Phony Political Posturing"
2008-06-15 John McCain Sex Video Yanked From YouTube.com
2008-06-14 iphone iPfreaks already lined up for new 3G iphone weeks ahead of launch.
2008-06-14 Obama Campaign Issues Stadium Challenge to John McCain
2008-06-14 McCain Slams US Constitution on Release of Terrorist Detainees
2008-06-14 Tim Russert celebrated : Survival of Bill O'Reilly Mourned
2008-06-12 Andre the Giant Joins John McCain as Surprise VP Choice
2008-06-12 Barack Obama: "You can have my 3G iphone when you pry it from my cold dead hands."
2008-06-09 John McCain Joins the Keating Five Reunion Tour
2008-06-08 John McCain Signs Exxon Mobil Corporation as Lead Campaign Sponsor
2008-06-08 High Gas Prices Strand Shuttle Discovery in Orbit
2008-06-08 McCain Refuses to Discuss Obama Debates without preconditions
2008-06-07 Ashamed Big Brown Admits He Was Hung Over
2008-06-06 Record High Crude Oil Prices Cripple Grand Theft Auto 4 game play
2008-06-06 Barack Obama Picks Vice President
2008-06-05 Joe Lieberman: "Barack Obama hit me!"
2008-06-05 OBAMA SAYS BILLY MAYS WOULD BE ON ANYONE'S VP 'SHORT LIST'
2008-06-05 GM's Hummer Being Considered for U.S. Endangered Species List
2008-06-04 Hillary Clinton Offers Barack Obama VP Spot
2008-06-03 Bush Blasts McCain : "Not up to the Task...."
2008-06-03 Bush endorses Obama as Democratic presidential nominee
2008-06-03 Critics Make Obama's Age An Issue In Presidential Race
2008-06-02 Missing Candidate John McCain Found Safe
2008-05-31 McCain demands Democrats seat all delegates
2008-05-31 John McCain Lists Top Ten Bush Administration Accomplishments:
2008-05-31 Scott McClellan Attacks George Bush and George Lucas
2008-05-30 Scott McClellan Arrested for White House Criticism
2008-05-25 Hummer plans to introduce a Hybrid in 2009
2008-05-25 John McCain For Sale on Ebay
2008-05-24 John McCain's Troubles : More Lobbyists Fired From Campaign Staff
2008-05-24 Hillary Clinton Assassinates Her Own Political Career
2008-05-22 American Airlines to charge $15 for fat people, others may follow
2008-05-22 American Airlines to Eliminate Customers, others may follow
2008-05-19 McCain : More Than Just Straight Talk? : Viagra found on campaign bus
2008-05-18 Arab Leaders Press Bush on Reform
2008-05-18 Disappointed Rush Limbaugh Calls Off Kennedy Death Watch
2008-05-17 Rush Limbaugh : "Americans are sexist bigots"
2008-05-17 Space Aliens admit Roswell crash was a Hoax
2008-05-17 John McCain Blasts California Courts Gay Marriage Ruling
2008-05-16 New poll finds Chelsea Clinton leads John McCain nationwide
2008-05-15 New poll finds Chelsea Clinton leads Hillary Clinton nationwide
2008-05-15 McCain Continues Green Tour : "I Support Natural Gas Powered Wind Turbines"
2008-05-14 Lost season extended by two hours : John McCain Makes Guest Appearance
2008-05-10 John McCain "I promise to invade your vaginas."
2008-05-10 Barack Obama Strikes Back! "If I'm linked to Hamas....John McCain is linked to Stupid"
2008-05-07 McCain Says He Would Put Judge Dredd on Supreme Court
2008-05-07 McCain Says He Would Put "Hanging Judges" on Supreme Court
2008-05-05 PETA requests that Eight Belles jockey Gabriel Saez be euthanized
2008-05-05 Rush Limbaugh Announces Progressive Pro Growth Tax policy
2008-05-05 Confident Obama Halts Indiana Campaign
2008-05-04 Microsoft withdraws bid for Yahoo : "Will focus on existing monopolies."
2008-05-04 iPhone Hi-Jacked : Grand Theft Auto 4 on the Streets of Cupertino
2008-05-03 Lexus to Launch "Micro Luxury Economy" Car E750-G
2008-05-03 John McCain "Grand Theft Auto 4 is a sin against God"
2008-05-03 Superdelegate Yoda to Support Barack Obama
2008-05-03 Obama's Guam Victory Proves Obama Can't Win : Says Clinton
2008-04-30 Large Hadron Collider buys Black Hole Insurance Policy: Says Lloyds Of London
2008-04-30 Cindy McCain admits she voted for Barack Obama in New Mexico Caucus
2008-04-30 John McCain Denounces Barak Obama's Denunciation
2008-04-27 Jeremiah Wright Endorses John McCain : Arizona Senator Too Extreme for America?
2008-04-27 Obama snaps up 4 more delegates: 2 from Clinton : 2 from McCain
2008-04-27 John McCain Taps Osama Bin Laden as Running Mate
2008-04-27 PETA protests Large Hadron Collider on behalf of Hadrons
2008-04-27 Barack Obama Punches Out FOX News' Chris Wallace
2008-04-27 Rush Limbaugh Calls For Violet Uprising : Breaks down on the air
2008-04-25 Rush Limbaugh Placed on Denver's most wanted list
2008-04-25 McCain Criticizes Iraq Response as 'Disgraceful'
2008-04-24 McCain calls North Carolina GOP Tactics "Sleazy" and "disgraceful"
2008-04-24 Obama criticized for "Hopeful" remarks
2008-04-24 McCain : New Orleans Response 'Disgraceful' : Promises Withdraw
2008-04-23 John McCain kicks Lilly Ledbetter in the crotch
2008-04-21 Barack Obama wins Ku Klux Klan Endorsement
2008-04-20 Obama Campaign Admits $2500 Spent on Bowling Lessons
2008-04-19 John McCain defends Passion Fruit Mousse "Recipe is not elitist, it's delicious."
2008-04-19 McCain Injury Not Serious "Accidents Happen"
2008-04-17 NRA Sponsors Virginia Tech vigil
2008-04-17 Pope Benedict Reminds U.S. Catholic Priests to stop Diddling Young Boys
2008-04-13 Stephen Hadley :US Considering "all options" in response to Beijing Olympics
2008-04-12 McCain Gaffe: "Threat to U.S. linked to Hummus"
2008-04-12 Charlton Heston's will calls for Support of Moderate Gun Control
2008-04-09 Gun finally pulled from Charlton Heston's cold dead hands
2008-04-07 Obama campaign Falters : Barack did not vote for Martin Luther King Holiday
2008-04-06 Accordion Players Seek their own "Martin Luther King"
2008-04-06 Secret Service Awards McCain Security Contract to Blackwater USA
2008-04-02 Sharper Image Shakes Off Bankruptcy : Wins Beijing Smog Contract
2008-03-31 GM Leads Ford in Sales of Imaginary Hybrid Vehicles
2008-03-31 More Straight Talk from John McCain : "Battle of Basra just went tits up"
2008-03-31 Olympic Torch Tours Sites of Famous Chinese Massacres
2008-03-30 Battle for Basra : George W. Bush "US Troops are Winning the War"
2008-03-30 Ucs News Special report: Homeopathic preparations entering nation's water supply
2008-03-30 McCain Blasts Bush Administration for not catching Osama bin Laden
2008-03-29 Department of Homeland Security Releases 2008 Terror Alert Notice
2008-03-29 McCain Attacks Obama Economic Policy
2008-03-29 McCain experience as War Hero Qualifies McCain to be a War Hero
2008-03-29 Boston Big Dig Plagued with Expensive Feng Shui Errors
2008-03-28 John McCain Announces Solutions to Sub Prime Mortgage Crisis
2008-03-26 Rapture Delayed : Gods Work Still Incomplete
2008-03-25 3G iPhone II prototype sells on Ebay for $7500.00
2008-03-25 4000 Dead : McCain and Bush Honor Iraq Wars Grim Milestone : Soldiers Families Receive Cake
2008-03-24 Apple Shocks Windows Vista Users: Steve Jobs to offer Service Pack 1A for Microsoft's Troubled OS
2008-03-24 Osama bin Laden blocks Al-Qaeda personnel from reading and posting blogs
2008-03-22 Chinese Officials promise : Blood to be cleaned off streets before Olympics
2008-03-22 Chinese Olympic Skull Crushing Team Trains in Tibetan Revolt
2008-03-21 George W. Bush Approval Ratings Plunge to Record Lows : Laura Demands Separation
2008-03-17 Osama Bin Laden Announces Result : John McCain Wins Al-Qaeda in Iraq Caucus
2008-03-15 Ashley Alexandra Dupre reminds nation that we are still at war in Iraq
2008-03-15 Tax payers bail out high flying Bear Stearns
2008-03-15 John McCain Resting Comfortably After Minor Surgery
2008-03-15 Blu-Ray Nintendo Wii sighted in Tokyo
2008-03-15 Master Chief Super Hack : Halo 3 ported to Nintendo Wii
2008-03-13 John McCain Taps Dick Cheney for VP Spot
2008-03-12 Clinton Campaign Returns $15,000 "Donation" to New York Governor Eliot Spitzer
2008-03-11 New York Governor Demands Spitzer Resignation
2008-03-10 McCain campaign Bombshell : Vietnam invasion plans leaked!
2008-03-09 Tucker Canceled by MSNBC: Host Found Dead
2008-03-08 Obama rejects Clinton offer : "I have no interest in being Hilary Clinton's Vice Presidential house boy"
2008-03-08 Florida, Michigan Democrats consider poll tax to pay for primary revote
2008-03-08 McCain Campaigns with Jeb Bush In Florida; Says VP Spot Still Open
2008-03-08 John McCain enters 6 month vegetative hibernation
2008-03-03 White house holds McCain Straight Talk™ campaign event in Somalia
2008-03-03 America's Stars and Stripes most Popular flag to burn
2008-03-02 Tucker Carlson: "I question John McCain's loyalty to the GOP."
2008-03-02 McCain launches new campaign "Fear We Can Believe in"
2008-02-25 Clinton tells Obama: 'Shame on you'; Obama admits carrier landing was "pure political theater"
2008-02-24 John McCain Proves His Foreign Policy Skill : "Drop Dead Castro"
2008-02-23 Mythbusters Buster resigns to join cast of Smash Lab
2008-02-23 Microsoft VISTA SP1 : 16 DVD set now on Sale
2008-02-23 George W. Bush Joins Obama Supporters in Texas
2008-02-22 McCain Immigration plans change : Extend Border Fence to Cuba
2008-02-16 John McCain Fights Back Against Conservative Group 'Swift Vets and POWs for Truth'
2008-02-16 Swift Boat Veterans backer Bob J. Perry Faces Imaginary Child Pornography Investigation
2008-02-14 Massive Terrorist Car Bomb Attack Kills Terrorist Imad Mughniyeh : Terrorist Hezbollah Leader Nasrallah has no sense of Irony
2008-02-14 Swift Boat Mastermind Bob J. Perry preparing attacks on Obama and Clinton
2008-02-14 Condoleezza Rice : "We could be winning the war in Iraq for the next 15 Years"
2008-02-13 John McCain : "Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Must Resign"
2008-02-12 McCain Campaign Blasts Barack Obama for Dodging Vietnam Service
2008-02-10 Republican-funded Group Attacks Barack Obama's Gulf War Service Record
2008-02-07 McCain Supporter admits Super Tuesday Mistake
2008-02-07 Sylvia Browne Critically injured While Channeling
2008-02-03 Mythbusters fans demand Smash Lab be smashed
2008-02-02 Nation Morns the Tragic Loss of Britney Spears
2008-02-02 Wake up Starbucks! Dunkin' Donuts Launches Coffee War!
2008-01-31 Church of Scientology's Launches Denial-of-Service Attack
2008-01-30 John McCain is on a Roll
2008-01-29 Rudy Giuliani stays in race despite finishing 3rd
2008-01-29 Tony Rezko linked to Whitewater scandal
2008-01-29 Evolution Gains Momentum in Florida Church Court Case
2008-01-27 Mythbuster Adam Savage quits to join cast of Smash Lab
2008-01-26 GM Makes a Comeback: All Electric Cadillac Escalade EXT out sells Toyota Prius
2008-01-26 UCS Trend Report #473: Giuliani Gambles : Huckabee Stumbles : Stimulating Debate : GOP TAX CUTS AGAIN!?
2008-01-26 Mike Huckabee Wins key Florida Endorsement
2008-01-26 700-megahertz Wireless Spectrum Overshadows other Government Auctions
2008-01-25 Rudy Giuliani Wins Hero of 911®™ Trademark Lawsuit
2008-01-25 Church of Scientology slammed by Sub-prime Crisis
2008-01-23 Study Links Puff Adder Genetic Defects To The Church of Scientology
2008-01-22 Fred Thompson quits race : Mitt Romney reaches out to supporters
2008-01-21 John McCain to Chuck Norris: "Bring it on whipper snapper!"
2008-01-19 Paris Hilton Offers Her Own Stimulus Package
2008-01-18 Romney's Campaign admit to "Push polling" and use of Mitt-botts in South Carolina
2008-01-18 Unconfirmed Sources Raided by Ohio Office of Homeland Security
2007-12-15 Democrats Pray for Mike Huckabee
2007-12-13 Romney to divorce 2nd and 3rd wives ahead of Iowa caucus
2007-12-13 George W. Bush Vetoes Children's Heath Insurance and strangles puppy
2007-11-23 Wal-Mart shopping frenzy : 4 year old accidently purchased
2007-10-27 China Space Probe Recalled to Earth : Moon Mission Delayed
2007-10-27 Larry Craig Makes Constitutional Argument : Airport bathroom sex is protected Right
2007-10-25 San Diego Fires : Real-estate agent charged with arson
2007-10-24 FEMA Responds: New Orleans flood waters will be pumped to San Diego fires
2007-10-18 Republican Party Found Dead on Airport Bathroom Floor
2007-10-18 Super Hack : Halo 3 ported to iPhone
2007-10-08 Sen. Larry Craig chosen for Idaho Hall of Shame
2007-10-04 George W. Bush Leads the Fight Against Poor Sick Kids!
2007-10-02 Apple, ATandT sued over iPhone E.coli contamination
2007-10-02 Chinese beef recalled: 42-million pounds contaminated with lead
2007-08-16 Barbie recalled : 500,000 Chinese made dolls effected
2007-08-14 Karl Rove Resigns to Join Darth Vader: Dark Side of the Force Plans Comeback
2007-08-14 Karl Rove Resigns to "Spend more time with legal defense team and family"
2007-08-12 President Bush Okays French Fries
2007-08-12 Bridge Collapse Prompts Review of Safety Inspection Standards
2007-07-31 Dick Cheney to Guest Host Larry King Live
2007-07-31 Noted Skeptic Steven Novella attacked by Creationist Space Zombies
2007-07-30 US Attorney General Moves to impeach Alberto Gonzales
2007-07-29 Subprime Troubles Crushing Second Life Real-estate Values
2007-07-29 Nasa Shuttle program inks deal Anheuser-Busch's Marketing Department
2007-07-29 Alberto Gonzales denies allegations that he told the truth
2007-07-28 NASA Officials Confirm : Space Shuttle Used for Beer Runs
2007-07-27 Lindsay Lohan Demands Refund : Promises Staff Botched Her Rehab
2007-07-25 Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Expelled From Liars Association
2007-07-25 President Safe: Colon Polyps not linked to al-Qaida
2007-07-19 Senate Republicans Win Fight to Continue Losing Iraq War
2007-07-17 Your Home Town Braces for Al-Qaida Terror Attacks
2007-07-17 McCain Tumbles : Presidential Campaign Fires Arizona Senator
2007-07-17 New Bush War Plan To Include September Troop "Splurge"