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2010-07-26 General Stanley McChrystal Admits Selling Secrets to Wikileaks Most U.S. Government Employees Will Sell Classified Information for Cash Spirit Airline to Charge for Oxygen Mel Gibson Attacks More Ethnic Groups Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagen Admits to Masturbating Members of CIA, FBI, NSA, Pentagon and Homeland Security Admit Sleeping With Russian Spy Anna Chapman After Arrest of Russian Spies, State Department Reveals; Russians Now Know Everything Provincetown, MA Schoolchildren Angry After Being Denied Condoms Gore Admits He Had Erection During Massage Massive Earthquake to Strike Southern California in Ten Minutes Rush Limbaugh To Sing at Elton John's Wedding Career Education Corporation Blames Brooks Institute President Roger Andersen For Economy BP Assures Public: Oil Well Will Be Sealed By 2015 Meg Whitman Unable to Achieve Orgasm Brooks Institute Resorts to Torture to Increase Enrollments Obama Seeks to Encourage Mexican Slavery Pope Benedict XVI Refuses to Resign Citing 'I Love This Job' Warren Redlich In No-Sex Scandal Sarah Palin To Host Nature Show Racing Legend Speed Racer Dead at 58 Bill Seeks to Prevent Truck Drivers From Receiving or Administering Oral Sex Texas Governor Rick Perry Legalizes Murder Sarah Palin Seeks To Make Lots of Money New Sex Toy Attracts Investors Warren Buffett and Oprah Mississippi Offers Compromise to Same Sex Prom Girls U.S. Government Behind Toyota Sudden Acceleration Problem, According to NHTSA Official Peeping Tom Victim Blake Robbins To Become Spokesperson For Mike and Ike Candy Toyota Blames Gremlins For Sudden Acceleration Issues NY Gubernatorial Candidate Warren Redlich Wants to Starve Public Sector Employees Lower Merion, PA School Using Computers to Watch Kids Undress, Shower, Etc. Southwest Airlines Insists Two Thin People Share Single Seat Tiger Woods No Longer Wants Sex Tiger Woods Still Wants Sex "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Rescinded. Gays Coming Out of Closets Farmville Man Can't Handle YoVille Brooks Institute To Offer Certificate in Pornography Guilderland, NY Board Member Warren Redlich Losing His Hair New York Press Trying to Ignore Libertarian Warren Redlich Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano Unable to Achieve Orgasm; Nation's Security at Stake Connection Between Oil Drilling and Global Climate Change Discovered Santa Claus Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Osama bin Laden Crashes White House Party Tiger Woods Enters Treatment for Sex Addiction Nobel Committee Asks Barack Obama to Return Peace Prize South Dakota Man Couldn't Care Less About Tiger Woods Large Hadron Collider Finds No Trace of Higgs Boson Tiger Woods and Wife in Possible Auto Insurance Scam? CIA Admits to Drug Trafficking In Addition to Water, NASA LCROSS Mission Finds Gold on Moon Senator Joe Lieberman Vows to End Poverty Obama Plays Basketball Against Women; Wins 118 - 2 Obama Signs Hate Crimes Bill U.S. Government to Honor UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon Obama Wins Nobel Prize for Killing No More Than Bush Sarah Palin Shocked As Levi Johnston Plans to Expose His Penis Hybrid Vehicles Get a Free Ride David Letterman Admits To Enjoying Sex With Women UFO Disguised as C-130 Transport Plane Attempts Two Landing at North Carolina Airport Governor Paterson Still Plans to Run Despite Everyone Hating Him Megan Fox Plans to Marry By End of April Maybe Health Care Should Be About Compassion Recession is Over According to Upbeat Government Analysis Pope Benedict XVI Achieves Orgasm Peeping Tom Expresses Concern for Erin Andrews RIAA Bans Beatles Songs for Pedophile References Scientists Warn of Dangers of Solar Energy Afghan War Winnable If Enough People Die Says General Stanley McChrystal UFOs cancel plans to attack Earth Thanks to Global Climate Change People Searching Google for Nude Video of Erin Andrews Al Franken Resigns Senate Seat Supreme Court Declares First Amendment Unconstitutional Google's Caffeine Enhanced Search Engine much faster than Regular Google NASA's Kepler Space Telescope Discovers Earth-Like Planet Gays Turning Straight Thanks to Therapy Obama Invites Middle Eastern Leaders to Beer Summit Thanks to Michael Phelps, All Swimmers to be Required to Swim Nude Cambridge, MA Police Not Racist; Just Pricks California Resorts to Dope Dealing to Solve Fiscal Crisis NASA Admits Apollo Moon Landings Were a Hoax Religious Leaders Agree: Former Vice President Dick Cheney is Going to Hell Al Franken Gains Senate Seat; Loses Sense of Humor Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor to Become Stay At Home Mom TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died His Hair, According to Autopsy Results South Carolina Man Couldn't Care Less About Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett or Mark Sanford South Carolina Governor Denies Going On Bender Apple iPhone 3G S Adds Vibrator Option User Reports Bing Better Than Google How Does the US Government define a "Small Business"? Sock, Dryer Manufacturers Reach Agreement Provincetown, MA Judge Bans Private Nudity Obama Optimistic Economy Will Turn Around by 2109 Ann Coulter to Have Adam's Apple Removed Biden Urges Everyone To Stay Home and Lock The Doors Major Newspapers Changing to All-Satire Format The Secret to Getting Government Contracts is Being Disadvantaged Small Business/Woman Owner/Disabled Veteran/Minority Get Rich Quick With Government Contracts! California Legislature Makes Discrimination Mandatory CIA Seeking Intelligent, Sexy Women Obama Fires WalMart Employee Catholic Church to Allow Sex Toys Los Angeles Man Gets New Job California Supreme Court Offers Compromise Solution to Same Sex Marriage Ban California Governor Urges Men to Pee Outside California to Legalize Marijuana Salvia Divinorum to Remain Legal Michelle Obama to Pose Nude for Playboy Paris Hilton Agrees to Spend More to Save America President Obama's Bong is Missing Michael Phelps Spotted Taking Painkillers and Performance Enhancing Substances Obama proposes New Breath Tax Obama in Secret $30 Million Deal With Blackberry Woman Arrested in Plot to Seduce Obama Obama to Eliminate Abstinence Only Education NASA Discovers Belching and Farting Life on Mars; Elsewhere Fewer Men Fantasizing About Angelina Jolie Satire Writer Seeks to Make Money U.S. Military Develops Environmentally Friendly Green Bomb Obama Will Give Each American $1 Million Whatever Happened to the Firm Handshake? Airline Pilot Has Never Seen A UFO Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps Dangerously Out Of Shape, Say Doctors Bristol Palin Gives Birth to Baby Jesus Facebook Bans Nipples and Areolas U.S. Air Force Shoots Down Santa's Sleigh Paris Hilton Appointed Secretary of the Exterior by Obama U.S. President George W. Bush to be Tried on 1.2 Million Counts of Murder Bush's War on Drugs Ends With Success Iraqi Journalist Pretends to Apologize for Throwing Shoes at Bush Microsoft Admits Internet Explorer Browser is a Piece of "Crap" Nike and other shoe companies Introduce New Easy-To-Throw Footwear Bush Plans Military Assault on Enceladus Obama Announces All Cars to be Outfitted with GPS Devices Hillary Clinton Still Wishes to be President Obama Encourages Americans to Print Their Own Money Cure for All Known Illnesses Found; Banned Santa's Workshop Closes Its Doors 75% of MySpace Users to be Arrested Body of Woman Found; Police Don't Care Medical Schools Lower Their Standards UFOs/Aliens Are Stealing Human Technology U.S. Government to Publish All Top Secret Files U.S. Attorney General Michael Mukasey Poisoned By His Own Words Astronaut Loses Handbag in Space Universe on Verge of Collapse; God Declares Bankruptcy Mormon LDS Church to Consider Allowing Masturbation Cassini-Huygens Mission Finds Intelligent Life on Saturn Doctors Encouraging Everyone to Take Statin Drugs Regardless of Risk Sarah Palin Endorses Alaska Toilet Seat Law Michelle Obama Discovers Dress Makes Her Look Fat McCain Loses Election; Vows Revenge Mormon LDS Church Now Supports Gay Marriage Provincetown Police Crack Down on Gays Otsuka Pharmaceutical Develops More Potent Placebo Sarah Palin Gives Up Everything to Become Stay-At-Home Mom McCain Volunteer Beats Self to a Pulp Sarah Palin Admits Romantic Feelings for Angela Merkel Joe the Plumber Endorses Ron Paul Pope Benedict XVI to Replace Crucifix With Happy Face 15-Year Old Girl Arrested for being Nude Fitness and Nutrition Experts Don't Live Longer Than Anyone Else, According to Study 75% of Mammals Not in Danger of Extinction, According to EPA Americans Now Fleeing to Mexico Apple, Inc Recalls All iPhones Due to Alzheimer's link Bristol Blames Mom Sarah Palin for Pregnancy All but Two Nebraska Children in State Care McCain Solves U.S. Financial Crisis Palin Blames Polar Bears for Global Warming John McCain Expresses Sexual Desire for Eva Longoria Parker U.S. Declares Bankruptcy; China Offers Bailout Americans Now Healthier Thanks to Tainted Drinking Water McCain Admits Sarah Palin's Baby Trig is his Love Child Large Hadron Collider Set to annihilate Earth; Solar System Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Abandons Family to Become President Mice and Rabbits Living Longer, Healthier Lives Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Claims Daughter's Pregnancy Immaculately Conceived Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Admits to Masturbating U.S. Military Funding Crystal Ball Research Homeland Security Vows Crackdown on Satire U.S. Military Funding Science of Mind Reading People Searching Google for Nude Pictures of Miley Cyrus Scientists say Massive Asteroid to Destroy Earth Tomorrow Osteen's Wife Claims She Was Just Fondling Flight Attendant's Breasts McCain Vows to Eliminate Privacy to Control Crime and Terrorism Marijuana Substitute May Have Been Found McCain has Vietnam Flashback Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Working at Car Wash McCain Concedes Election to Obama Miley Cyrus Sells Herself; Clothes Bush Announces His Plan to Combat Illegal Immigrants and Terrorists Ann Coulter admits to performing Fellatio on Liberal Homeland Security Targets Satire Writer All Baseball Players May be Indicted for Steroid Abuse McCain Outlines Medical Plan for the Wealthy Bush Claims Global Climate Change "good for business" Obama donates $25 to Clinton's debt relief New Vermont Law Declares all Nudists Must Wear Hats Alabama Woman Endorses John McCain City of Ventura, CA Finding Creative Ways to Make Money* Iraqi Soldier Imprisoned for Killing Puppy Senator John McCain denies suffering from Alzheimer's Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Jessica Parker, Halle Berry and Rosie O'Donnell reveal weight-lose secrets McCain Seeks to Repeal First Amendment Senator John McCain Plans to Eliminate Poverty
