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2013-07-24     #Pope Announces Gamaification of Salvation at the Vatican

2011-12-20     John Boehner and Eric Cantor Abducted by Aliens

2011-10-11     Rick Perry's Skeletons Sue For Larger Closet

2011-10-10     GOP Occupy Wall Street Talking Points Leaked

2011-07-29     John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck

2011-07-27     Goldman Sachs Shares Surge On Announcement of Bitcoin Trading Unit

2011-07-27     Moody's Downgrades GOP to Junk Status

2011-07-22     Massive Bitcoin Strike Shakes Mt. Gox Exchange

2011-07-22     Space Shuttle Trader Magazine Folds as NASA Ends Shuttle Program

2011-07-22     Eric Cantor Hospitalized After Hitting Debt Ceiling

2011-07-21     Kim Kardashian Granted Patent for "Super Hotness"

2011-07-21     Kim Kardashian Clones Threaten Nation

2011-06-17     Wisconsin Governor Mark Walker Charged with Grand Larceny

2011-02-25     Apple To Take 30% Cut On Voice Orders Taken Over iPhone

2011-02-22     Wisconsin Governor Walker Hires Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's to Capture Wayward Democratic Senators

2011-02-21     Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker seeks advice From Moammar Gadhafi.

2011-02-04     Reagan Birthday Causes Run on Rose Colored Glasses

2011-02-03     GOP: It's Ok To Raise Taxes, But Only On the Poor

2010-03-29     Sarah Palin, "I didn't Sleep with Jessie James!"

2010-03-24     White House Evacuated After F-Bomb Scare

2010-03-22     GOP Lawmakers Burn Insurance Cards to Protest Passage of Health Care Reform

2010-02-24     Steve Jobs Admits Apple iPad Rumor Mill Malfunction

2010-01-29     Senator Scott Brown's Assailants Arrested

2010-01-27     GOP to Honor James O'Keefe for Break in at Sen. Mary Landrieu's Offices

2010-01-27     Steve Jobs' Apple Tablet Announcement Blamed for San Francisco and Cupertino Power Outages

2010-01-26     NASA Picks Shuttle Trader Magizine to Sell Off Space Shuttles

2010-01-26     Senator Elect Scott Brown Resting Comfortably After Vicious Mugging

2010-01-22     Supreme Court Approves Sale of United States Government to the Chamber of Commerce

2009-11-13     Modders Launch Attack On Microsoft Xbox Live Servers

2009-11-11     Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Join Minutemen Border Militia Group

2009-05-13     Pimps Praise Craigslist Decision to Close Erotic Services Listings

2009-03-29     Microsoft to Replace Dead Xbox 360s with Sony PS3s

2009-03-23     AIG Outrage Dampened By Pitchfork Shortages

2009-01-14     President Bush Tries to Return Tarnished Legacy

2009-01-12     Zero Shortage Threatens Obama Stimulus Plan

2009-01-04     Israeli Sponsored Hamas Recruiting Drive Is a Success

2008-12-19     Blagojevich Pardons 22 Criminals, Including Himself

2008-12-14     Google's New River View Service To Go Live Next Week

2008-12-13     Automakers Achieve Singularity, Detroit Disappears into Black Hole

2008-12-09     U.S. Senators Agree to Give Up $168,500 Salary During Financial Crisis

2008-11-17     Senator Shelby Sponsors "Buy Foreign Cars For America" Bill

2008-10-23     John McCain Continues to Hemorrhage Republican Voters

2008-10-19     McCain Makes Surprise Bid For Ontario Voters

2008-10-13     McCain Campaign Announces New Public Perception

2008-10-07     Sarah Palin Arrested for Incitement

2008-10-06     McCain, The Con-Man, and a Cover Up?

2008-10-05     FUD Futures Soar on News of McCain Campaign Going All Negitive

2008-10-04     Palin Breaks With McCain: Returns to Michigan to Campaign

2008-09-24     Barack Obama Run Down By John McCain's Straight Talk Express

2008-09-20     Bush: "Taxpayers Will Happily Agree to Bailout Financial Fat Cats."

2008-09-17     McCain Backs Bush Decision to Send Troops into Wall Street

2008-09-07     Bob Woodward Arrested for Treason

2008-09-06     John McCain Vows to Clean Out Failed Republican Administration

2008-09-05     Sarah Palin Stripped of Abstinence Councilor Certification

2008-09-04     Sarah Palin To Record Re Mix Of Pretty Hate Machine

2008-08-30     John McCain Leads Air National Guard in Attack on Hurricane Gustav

2008-08-23     Tom Merritt to Replace Daniel Radcliffe in Equus Broadway Run

2008-08-17     McCain Selects Bigfoot to be Running Mate In Surprise Move

2008-08-16     Jerome Corsi Reveals Evidence of Bigfoot

2008-08-10     Chihuahua Edges Greyhound in Blind Taste Test

2008-07-22     McCain Campaign Found Dead

2008-07-01     Newsweek Duped by Fake Osama Bin-Laden Mel Gibson Tape

2008-06-30     Cnet's Molly Wood Fine After Demagnetizing Close Call

2008-06-30     ICAN to Shut Down Email Services World Wide

2008-06-10     Rapper 50 Cent to be John McCain's Choice for VP

2008-05-17     Clinton Continues to Court Trailer Trash Voting Block in Kentucky

2008-05-14     Bush to Push New Peace Plan While in Israel: Nuke Gaza.

2008-05-11     John McCain Defends Role in SwapGate Scandal

2008-05-09     Clinton Accepts VP Slot On Dream Ticket

2008-05-08     Text of Clinton Concession Speech Leaked

2008-04-23     Microsoft's Live Mesh Licensed to Borg for Complete Web Domination

2008-04-21     McCain Capitalizes on Obama Flag Pin Controversy Ahead of Pennsylvania Primary

2008-04-19     Pope Benedict Beats The Dalai Lama in Charity Bowling Tournament

2008-04-17     McCain Condemns Comments by Supporter Rev Jerry Falwell

2008-04-15     Boeing Shares Rise on News of Patents on Gravity and Entropy

2008-04-13     Jimmy Carter Arrested on Terrorism Charges

2008-04-05     Microsoft Withdraws Offer to Buy Yahoo; Buys Three Smaller Companies Instead

2008-04-01     X Prize Foundation Announces Autonomous Killer Robot Challenge

2008-03-29     Google Earth Hour Support Threatens Black Pixel Supply

2008-03-29     Renegade AI Patents Autonomous Killer Robot

2008-03-27     Pentagon 'Punked' by Satire Writers with 'Iraq Fighting Good Sign' Story

2008-03-19     McCain Iran Stumble

2008-03-14     Barack Obama Admits to Having Black Love Children

2008-02-19     Raul Castro Endorsement Helps Obama Edge Clinton in Cuban Primary

2008-02-11     John McCain to Guest Star in Season 2 of The Pentagon's September 11th Show Trials

2008-02-10     Dick Cheney Accused of Cutting Iranian Fiber Optic Cables

2008-02-09     Nintendo Patents Wii Pants

2008-02-06     Cnet Launches Dating Site To Hook Up Buzz Townies

2008-01-27     CNN to air Heath Ledger Special Instead of Bush's Last State of the Union Address

2008-01-26     Hillary Clinton Breaks Nascar Speed Record Leaving South Carolina

2008-01-14     Bush Vows to Continue War; Makes Deal Backing HD DVD over Blu-Ray.

2008-01-13     Scientist Prove Only 62% of What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas

2008-01-12     Crack Cocaine Found On Air Force One. Bush Denies Involvement.

2008-01-06     Fox News Withdraws Ron Paul from 2008 Presidential Race

2007-12-13     Hackers Steal Santa's Naughty and Nice List!

2007-12-10     Romney Counters Ron Paul Blimp with Nuclear Submarine, and Takes Aim at Mike Huckabee

2007-11-24     Pardoned National Turkeys May and Flower Found Dead, Eaten

2007-11-21     Dollar Bill Gets Cut Down to Size

2007-11-14     Prince Attacks Pirate Bay Server Facility

2007-11-07     Move Over Guitar Hero, Activision Scores Big With Violin Hero III

2007-11-06     Republicans Vote to Impeach Dick Cheney!

2007-10-29     White House Hires FEMA Spokesman John Philbin To Manage Press Office

2007-10-09     Rush Limbaugh Joins Fight in Iraq

2007-09-29     iPhone Rehacked: iPhone Dev Team 2, Apple, Inc 0

2007-09-29     Microsoft Denies Rumor of Vista Recall

2007-09-27     What To Do Now That Apple Has Bricked Your iPhone

2007-09-26     Blackwater USA's Eric Prince Elected Prime Minster of Iraq

2007-09-23     Steve Jobs Reports Reality Distortion Field Malfunction at Apple

2007-09-16     OJ Simpson Arrested; Releases "If I did it, Again. The Revised Edition"

2007-09-13     Bush Takes 9 Minutes to Conflate 9/11 With War in Iraq During Speech; Sets New Record!

2007-09-12     Bush Announces Troop Cut and his name is Ben Higgins

2007-09-06     Apple iPhone Fanboys Destroy Chicago Apple Store Over Price Drop

2007-09-02     University of Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr Resigns after Epic Upset

2007-08-26     Rockstar Games' Manhunt 2 Wins Halloween Release Date and Guliani Endorsement

2007-08-21     Paramount Dumps Blu-Ray and HD DVD Formats in Favor of Carved Stone Tablets

2007-08-15     Rudy Giuliani Files for 9/11 Responder Benefits

2007-07-27     Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Alberto Gonzales Head to Jail for Career Recharge

2007-07-27     Halo 3's Master Chief Vows to 'Finish the Fight' in Iraq

2007-07-22     White House Plans to Destabilize Pakistan and Undermine Pervez Musharraf

2007-07-17     Video Game Shocker! Microsoft To Release Halo 3 for Sony's PS3

2007-07-15     Rachel Ray Launches Microsoft Xbox 360 Cooking Show

2007-07-12     Michael Chertoff And His Gut Announce Presidential Bid

2007-06-26     How to Get A Free Apple iPhone

2007-06-19     Karl Rove's 'Deleted' RNC Emails Found!

2007-06-17     Apple Launches iTrack. The Next Generation iPod Music Player

2007-06-13     San Francisco City Council Bans Segway Jousting

2007-06-12     Mitt Romney Replaces Fred Thompson on Law and Order

2007-06-09     Bush and Putin Agree to Restart Cold War During G8 Summit

2007-06-09     Paris Hilton Released From Jail With Life Threatening Condition

2007-05-30     Fred Thompson Announces Coming Announcement

2007-05-23     Ask A Ninja, Ninja Dies

2007-05-14     White House Orders Arrest of British Journalist Greg Palast

2007-05-09     Florida Announces New Primary Date in June

2007-05-06     Paris Hilton Agrees to Be White House War Czar To Avoid Prison

2007-05-05     Romney, Giuliani Injured in Waffle Iron Accidents

2007-04-25     McCain Campaign Rushed to Hospital in New Hampshire

2007-04-12     Missing Bush Gonzales E-mails Found on RNC Server at Bottom of Potomac River

2007-04-11     Bush Orders Military Strike on Congress

2007-04-09     Bush Announces new Immigration Plan, Troop Surge and Jobs Program For Iraqis

2007-04-05     McCain Campaign Restates Fundraising Total to -$2 Million After Bill From Baghdad Shopping Trip Comes Due

2007-04-04     Unconfirmed Sources Editor Pulls Own Story: It was Tasteless and Sucky.

2007-04-04     Battle for Second Life Ends as World of War Craft Hordes Drive Halo 2 Troopers Back to Xbox Live Network

2007-03-30     Halo 2 Trooper's Xbox 360 Elite No Match for World of War Craft Fighters as Battle for Second Life Escalates

2007-03-24     Xbox Live Halo 2 Troops Invade Second Life

2007-03-20     Emma Watson Signs Two Film Harry Potter Deal for $476 Million

2007-03-18     George W. Bush Stands Behind Alberto Gonzales

2007-03-11     Bush Rushes Home to Attend Funeral of Captain America

2007-03-07     Ann Coulter to Wed Lewis 'Scooter' Libby in Cell Block Ceremony

2007-02-10     Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe Stars in Fruit of the Loom Ad

2007-02-10     Beatles Spurn iTunes, Publish Music Exclusively on Allofmp3.com

2007-02-07     Lewis "Scooter" Libby Announces Presidential Bid During Perjury Trial

2007-02-07     New York To Ban Listening to Ipods,Talking, and Gum Chewing While Crossing the Street

2007-02-01     Google News Servers Goes Down as Traffic Flows to Fake News Site

2007-01-27     Cheney Rushed to Hospital Suffering Delusions and Memory Loss

2007-01-23     Vandals Strike White House During State of the Union

2007-01-14     Condoleezza Rice Threatens Iran and Syria With Mini-Nukes

2007-01-11     Bush Announces Release of IRAQ 2.0

2007-01-03     Elliot Spitzer to Establish a Presidential Exploratory Committee

2006-12-16     Glenn Beck Injured During Penguin Hunt

2006-12-14     Leaked Memo Outlines Bush's Real Iraq Policy

2006-12-13     God Opens Christian Embassy Inside the Pentagon

2006-12-07     Iraq Study Groups Fails to Reach President Bush

2006-12-05     MySpace Unveils New Social Networking Site MyStalker

2006-11-26     Vietnam To Send Troops to Aid Bush in Iraq War

2006-11-26     Swedish Teen Hacks Microsoft Zune's DRM and WI-FI

2006-11-20     Bush Travels to Iraq to Set New Course, Himself

2006-11-19     OJ Simpson, "If I did it, I'm the Sickest Son of a Bitch Alive!"

2006-11-13     Microsoft Zune Crushes Apple Ipod as Teens 'Stick it to The Man'

2006-11-12     Rush Limbaugh to Form Committee To Explore White House Bid in '08

2006-11-01     Why Rush Limbaugh Should Tell Michael J Fox To Go To Hell

2006-10-30     President Bush Joins George Allen at Dixie Chicks DVD Burning Campaign Event

2006-10-29     Rush Limbaugh Makes Tearful Apology to Michael J. Fox

2006-10-29     Bush Stumps For Party of Gay Bashing, Reckless Spending, Corrupt, Big Government Loving, Pickup Driving, Coors Drinking, Rush Limbaugh Listening, Pedophiles

2006-10-25     Republicans Sweep to Victory : Diebold Announces Midterm Election Results Early

2006-10-22     More Troops to Iraq After Midterm Election, Says Leaked Bush Plan

2006-10-15     George W. Bush Signs Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert 08 Petition

2006-10-14     North Korea Backs UN Action Against Nuclear Armed Mad Man

2006-10-06     Bush Orders Arrest of Bob Woodward, Author of State of Denial

2006-09-24     Osama bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach

2006-09-19     George W. Bush Demonstrates Torture Methods to Convince Republican Lawmakers

2006-09-11     Bush Enjoys 5k Fun Run with Fidel Castro After Stressful 911 Anniversary

2006-09-09     Bush To Announce Capture of Osama Bin Laden on 911 Anniversary

2006-08-28     Bush Travels to Alaska to Survey Katrina Recovery Efforts

2006-08-25     Fire Proof IPants are Hottest Apple Laptop Accessory

2006-08-24     Fidel Castro Has Died

2006-08-13     Joe Lieberman's Ego Breaks it's Moorings and Destroys Rural Connecticut

2006-08-10     Air Lines to Sell "Secure Water" by Spensive in Wake of Heathrow Bomb Plot

2006-08-09     Clothing Banned from Air Planes in wake of Heathrow Liquid Bomb Plot Discovery

2006-08-06     Taking Candy From Babies is Good for America

2006-08-04     Bay of Pigs Vets Launch Invasion of Fidel Castro's Cuba

2006-07-06     It's Official: John C. Dvorak has changed his name to Dvorak.org/blog

2006-07-05     Apple Makes Surprise Release of new Ipod: Pico

2006-06-27     Republicans Savage Iraq War Commander General 'Cut and Run' Casey.

2006-06-18     Ann Coulter Denies Sexual Relationship With Terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi

2006-06-01     Haditha Marines Ordered to Take Sensitivity Training Classes

2006-05-21     High School Republican Shadow Congress Votes to Impeach Bush Over Tax Hikes

2006-05-15     George W. Bush Orders National Guard to join Delta Force, Navy Seals and NSA Agents in guarding Mexican border.

2006-04-12     Presidential Pants Burst into Flames

2006-04-03     Tom Delay Leaves Congress to Run For Presidency in 2008

2006-03-26     Tom Cruise to Take Over for Saddam Hussein in War Crimes Trial

2006-03-23     We Didn't Take Pentagon Money!

2006-03-15     Katherine Harris Admits to Sean Hannity and That Other Guy- "I Stole the 2000 Election for George W. Bush"

2006-03-14     Bush Takes Break During Mars Trip to Give Positive Assessment of Iran-Iraq War

2006-03-13     Bill O'Reilly Bursts a Vessel and Orders Hit on Keith Olbermann and 'Mike from Orlando'

2006-03-12     Bush Blasts Pentagon Leak of Iran War Plan "The Big Right Turn"

2006-03-07     Rumsfeld Staffer Caught Changing Wikipedia Definition of 'Civil War'

2006-03-05     Bush Approves Sale of Statue Of liberty and Mount Rushmore to Iran in Exchange for Freeze of Nuclear Programs

2006-02-07     Bush 2006 Federal Budget Joins A Million Little Pieces in Fiction Section

2006-01-29     Bush State Of the Union Practice Tape Leaked

2006-01-28     Bush State of the Union Speech Leaked: President Reconsiders Support for Arab Democracies

2006-01-25     Department of Homeland Security Announces 2006 Election Terror Alert Schedule

2006-01-20     Dick Cheney and Osama bin Laden Attack American Democracy

2006-01-15     Samuel Alito Withdraws from Supreme Count Consideration, Bush to Take His Place

2006-01-10     Tom Delay and Jack Abramoff Announce Presidential Bid

2006-01-05     White House Demands Time Magazine Kill GOP/Abramoff Cover Story

2005-12-30     Microsoft Makes Zero Day Exploit Recommendation: Buy a Mac

2005-12-27     George W. Bush Announces Plan to Run for Third Term in '08

2005-12-24     The War On Christmas is Over, Christmas City Falls to Rebel Forces

2005-12-21     Dick Cheney Rushes Home to Cut Spending on Social Programs To Save America

2005-12-19     Unconfirmed Sources Disappoints 1 Million Visitors

2005-12-18     Bush Speaks Candidly about the NSA, Guantanamo Bay and the Patriot Act

2005-12-16     Whatever You Do, Don't Read This Story Which is Critical of the NSA and George Bush

2005-12-14     Presidential Speech Writer Falls Asleep During Bush Iraq Address

2005-12-10     Big Box Retailers Announce Plan to Destroy Christmas

2005-12-09     Rice Welcomed Home by Protesters Angered by Outsourcing of Torture Jobs

2005-12-07     George W. Bush Blames Mom for Troubles in Iraq

2005-12-04     Bush Returns from Secret Visit to Narnia After Meeting with Aslan

2005-12-01     'The Armed Conflict Formerly Known as The Iraqi Insurgency' Rages On

2005-11-30     Iraqis Praise Bush Strategy for Victory in Iraq and Look Forward to a Full Fledged Civil War

2005-11-26     George W. Bush Denies Secret Plot to Bomb Al-Jazeera, CBS, NPR, and CNN

2005-11-22     Congressional Democrats Murtha, Biden, Ried, Pelosi, and Others Grow Backbones!

2005-11-21     White House Releases Approved Debate Topics For Iraq War

2005-11-18     House GOP Seeks Quick Vote on Plan to Recall John Murtha To Active Duty In Iraq

2005-11-18     Vice President Dick Cheney Makes Campaign Stop For Grimm Reaper

2005-11-17     Bob Woodward Exposes More White House Links to Valerie Plame Leaker

2005-11-13     Dover PA Destroyed by God's Wrath Over Intelligent Design Vote

2005-11-13     Bush Defends War for Millionth Time During Veteran's Day Speech

2005-11-07     George W. Bush Launches Global War on Torture

2005-11-06     Karl Rove to Lead Mandatory White House Ethics Refresher Course

2005-11-04     Supreme Court Nominee Samuel Alito Orders Changes to Court Building

2005-11-02     Secret CIA Detention Facility Goes Missing

2005-10-30     George W. Bush Nominates Dr. James Dobson to Supreme Court

2005-10-30     George W. Bush Announces Rightward Shake Up at The White House; Brings in Dobson, Falwell, and the 12 Apostles

2005-10-28     Dick Cheney Comes Clean to Save Lewis Libby From Indictment

2005-10-27     Fitzgerald Bombshell Rocks Washington, Rove, Libby, and Cheney Are off the Hook

2005-10-25     Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald Announces No Indictments for Rove and Libby in Plame Case

2005-10-24     George W. Bush Refuses to Release Documents or Harriet Miers's Name to Senate Judiciary Committee

2005-10-24     Hurricane Miers Batters George Bush's White House

2005-10-21     Bush and Miers Visit Cancun to Survey Hurricane Wilma Destruction

2005-10-20     Autographed Tom Delay Mug Shot Goes for 56K on Ebay

2005-10-19     Rove, Libby, Meirs, and Cheney appear on Leaked list of Upcoming Bush Pardons

2005-10-18     Lewis "Scooter" Libby Agrees To Take Fall for Dick Cheney Over Valerie Plame Affair

2005-10-15     Karl Rove Arrested, is the President Next?

2005-10-14     Insurgency Ends as Iraqis Vote On Constitution

2005-10-13     George W. Bush Reveals Avian Flu is Iraqi Al Qaeda Plot

2005-10-12     Air Force Bombers called in to Serve Indictments in Washington D.C.

2005-10-11     Real Networks Outwits Microsoft to Become The Official Media Player In Hell

2005-10-10     Rapture Index Spikes as Hurricanes, Bird Flu, Wild Fires, Floods, and Earth Quakes Lash the Earth

2005-10-05     Bush Picks White House Janitor To Run Department of the Interior

2005-10-03     America Loves George Bush's Best Gal Pal Harriet Miers

2005-10-03     Conservatives Flee Republican Party In Protest Over Bush Nomination of Gal Pal Harriet Miers to The Supreme Court

2005-10-02     George W. Bush Gets Tom Delay onto Supreme Court with Recess Appointment

2005-09-28     Framing Tips for Your Copy of Tom Delay's Bill Of Indictment

2005-09-26     George W. Bush Declares Cindy Sheehan an Enemy Combatant

2005-09-22     George W. Bush Leads Texas Air National Guard in Attack on Hurricane Rita

2005-09-20     Tivo Network Gains Consciousness

2005-09-18     Grandkids Agree to Pay For Katrina Reconstruction

2005-09-16     Chillicothe Ohio Gives Up it's Nukes: State and Federal Officials Heave Sigh of Relief

2005-09-13     It's Official: The FBI Reads Unconfirmed Sources

2005-09-12     George W. Bush Returns to New Orleans and Goes Fishing

2005-09-11     George W. Bush Cleans House At FEMA, Fires Top Four Officials

2005-09-09     FEMA Head Michael Brown Rushes to Washington to Organize Sock Drawer

2005-09-05     Al Qaeda Planning Cell Discovered Inside FEMA

2005-09-05     George W. Bush Returns to Gulf, National Guard Mobilizes to Provide Good Pictures

2005-09-04     Bush Awards FEMA Head Michael Brown The Presidential Medal of Freedom

2005-09-03     George W. Bush Blasts FEMA's Response To New Orleans Hurricane Disaster

2005-09-01     National Guard too Busy to Help Hurricane Victims in New Orleans

2005-08-30     Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher Declares Himself King

2005-08-28     Hurricane Katrina Destroys New Orleans, George W. Bush Goes on a Bike Ride

2005-08-26     Miss America Pageant Moves to Iraq as part of FOX News Broadcast Deal

2005-08-24     Pat Robertson Rushed to Hospital

2005-08-23     Pat Robertson Extradited To Venezuela To Face Terrorism Charges

2005-08-22     White House Poll Finds 142% of Americans Support George W. Bush's Iraq War Policies

2005-08-21     A little Thank You Note to My National Security Agency Web Threat Algorithm

2005-08-17     Former Gaza Settlers Find Sympathy for Palestinians in Wake of Forced Evacuation

2005-08-17     Ohio Governor Bob Taft Locked in Armed Stand-Off With Police

2005-08-17     Chuck Terzella Got It All Wrong Again

2005-08-13     U2 Will Play Free Concert in Crawford Texas to Honor Cindy Sheehan

2005-08-12     George W. Bush Joins Cindy Sheehan to Protest Iraq War

2005-08-10     Cindy Sheehan Wounded During Arrest By Bush Secret Service Team and FBI

2005-08-05     News Flash: Bob Novak Video Clip Shows His Cuddly Side

2005-08-04     My FBI File Is Thicker Than Yours!

2005-08-03     NASA Pulls the Plug: Space Shuttle Program Cancelled

2005-08-02     George Bush Excommunicates Senator Bill Frist From Republican Party Over Stem Cell Research Reversal

2005-07-30     World Welcomes Bush's Recess Appointment of John Bolton to The United Nations

2005-07-28     Great White Shark Lunches on Mythbusters Host Jamie Hyneman

2005-07-27     Ranchers Use Sensitivity Training to Fight Mad Cow Disease

2005-07-26     White House Quietly Launches Karl Rove Legal Defense Fund

2005-07-24     Christopher Cox is an Excellent Choice to Head SEC

2005-07-22     House Renews Patriot Act

2005-07-18     George W. Bush Raises Ethical Standards in Wake of Karl Rove Valerie Plame Affair

2005-07-17     George W. Bush Fires Karl Rove Over Plame Affair

2005-07-14     George W. Bush Names Karl Rove V-VP

2005-07-10     Karl Rove Comes Clean on Valerie Plame Affair

2005-07-07     President George W. Bush Rushed to Hospital During G8 Summit

2005-07-06     Blair Blames Self for London Bombings

2005-07-04     Karl Rove Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom For Defending Identity of Valerie Plame

2005-07-02     America Needs more Bullies!

2005-07-01     George W. Bush Appoints John Bolton to Replace O'Connor On Supreme Court

2005-06-29     U.S. Army Smashes Records as Young Republicans Rush to Enlist

2005-06-28     George W. Bush Says Iraqi Troops are Better Than Ours

2005-06-27     Draft of Bush Iraq Speech Leaked

2005-06-26     Iraqi Insurgency Crippled By High Gas Prices and Used Car Shortage

2005-06-23     Arnold Schwarzenegger Shows Presidential Potential as His Approval Ratings Fall to 37%

2005-06-21     Dick Durbin Apologizes to Nazi, Soviet, and Vietcong Torturers

2005-06-20     California Earthquakes Caused By Republican Party Operatives

2005-06-19     Jeb Bush Launches Probe into Schiavo Collapse and President Lincoln's Assassination

2005-06-16     George W. Bush Needs a Place to Do Illegal Things for God and Country: He Needs Guantanamo Bay

2005-06-15     Angelina Jolie Is Most Requested Father's Day Gift

2005-06-14     Michael Jackson Celebrates Acquittal By Having Sleepover With Members of Jackson Juniors Fan Club.

2005-06-07     Newsweek Retracts Retraction of Quran Desecration Story, George W. Bush Renews Subscription.

2005-06-05     George W. Bush Announces Arrest and Deportation of Anti-US Iraqis. All 26 Million of Them.

2005-06-01     58 Billion Deep Throat Jokes And Counting

2005-05-29     Scrapbooking Popular Among Iraqi Insurgents

2005-05-28     Geezer Sex, Viagra, and Pre-Marital Sex Cause Blindness, Duh!

2005-05-26     Department of Home Land Security Declares Washington D.C. "Irony Free Zone"

2005-05-22     George W. Bush Fires Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld Over Leaked Saddam Pictures

2005-05-20     Newsweek Shatters Bond of Trust Between George W. Bush and Arab World

2005-05-17     George W. Bush Signs Quran Protection Act and Blasts Newsweek

2005-05-15     More Good News From Iraq: American Torture Chambers Much Better than Saddam's

2005-04-25     Ann Coulter to Play Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith: Hayden Christensen Is Just Not Mean Enough.

2005-04-23     Republicans Go For 'Nuclear Option' and 'Final Solution' in Senate

2005-04-21     Connecticut Legalizes Civil Unions for Gays and is Immediately Destroyed By Fire and Brimstone

2005-04-20     Bush Signs Bill Outlawing Bankruptcy: Poor People Rejoice

2005-04-19     John Bolton Sings Micheal Bolton to Senators At Nomination Hearing

2005-04-18     Satire Sites Stock Prices Surge as George W. Bush Holds More Press Conferences

2005-04-15     White House Insider Leaks President George W. Bush's Autobiography: The Power of Denial, The Life of George W. Bush

2005-04-12     How to Overthrow The U.S. Government In 5 Easy Steps

2005-04-08     43% of Americans Believe that Tom Delay is an Evildoer

2005-04-07     George W. Bush Belatedly Orders Flags to be Flown at Half Staff for The Ayatollah Khomeini.

2005-04-04     Thanks Pope John Paul, Now Lets Buy Some More Tanks and Bombs

2005-04-01     John Ashcroft is on Short List to Be The Next Pope

2005-03-30     Congress Passes Teri Shavio's Law Outlawing Death

2005-03-30     Get Your Own Living Will For Free and Tell Tom Delay to Take a Hike

2005-03-26     George W. Bush and Top Republicans Apologize for Exploiting Schiavo Family's Suffering for Political Gain

2005-03-24     National Rifle Association Demands Tighter People Control Laws in Wake of Red Lake High School Shootings

2005-03-22     North Korea Has Nukes That Can Reach New York and Los Angeles

2005-03-19     Congressional Leaders Vow To Continue To Meddle in Schiavo Case: Tom Delay says "We have absolutely nothing better to do."

2005-03-16     George W. Bush Appoints Charles Manson to Lead Office for Victims of Crime

2005-03-15     Why Did We Bother to Liberate Italy From Hitler Anyway?

2005-03-14     Karen Hughes and George W. Bush Host Pig Roast For Arab Leaders

2005-03-12     Syrian President Bashar Assad Demands George W. Bush Pull Out of Iraq.

2005-03-10     Why Torturing, Beating and Disappearing People is Good For America.

2005-03-09     MythBusters Accidentally Annihilate Southern Ohio!

2005-03-02     The Real Ten Commandments From the Mighty Hands of George W. Bush

2005-02-27     Academy Awards Results Leaked: George W. Bush Wins Best Actor!

2005-02-25     George Bush And Vladimir Putin Agree: Democracy is for Losers!

2005-02-17     Fox News Sues White House to Get $200 Million in Payoffs!

2005-02-13     Chillicothe Ohio Gets The Bomb!

2005-02-09     Why Nuking Iran is a Very Good Thing

2005-02-05     Government Printing Office Runs Out of Red Ink While Printing 2005 Budget!

2005-02-02     The State Of The Union: Translated

2005-01-31     NFL Super Bowl Halftime Show Will Feature Four Nuns Playing Canasta!

2005-01-26     New Alberto Gonzales Terror Memo: "Don't Get Caught, Ya Big Dummies!"

2005-01-22     Text of Bush Inauguration Speech Leaked: Freedom in the Fine Print.

2005-01-20     Big Business Renews Lease of US Government As Inauguration Day Festivities Kick Off!

2005-01-19     Florida Judge Orders Bibles to Carry Anti-Creationism Sticker!

2005-01-18     CBS News' Reputation Now As Good As Fox's!

2005-01-16     Middle East Calms as George W. Bush Denies Accountability For The Iraq Mess And Blames The American People!

2005-01-15     President Fires Spokesmen Scott McClelland, Hires Avery Ant!

2005-01-11     White House Installs Presidential Medal of Freedom Vending Machine!

2005-01-09     Rumsfeld Iraq Memo to President Bush: Failure is an Option- But Don't Worry It's Not Your Fault.

2004-12-30     George W. Bush Cancels Inauguration Day Festivities to Donate Money to Tsunami Relief Efforts!

2004-12-24     Santa Claus Gets GPS For Christmas, Fires Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, And Pays For It!

2004-12-22     "Iraq is a quagmire and we are never getting out!" Admits Donald Rumsfeld.

2004-12-22     Widespread And Pervasive Prisoner Abuse By U.S. Military Found to be Isolated Events!

2004-12-21     George W. Bush Awards Scott Peterson With Presidential Medal Of Freedom!

2004-12-20     Time Magazine Named Corporate Suck Up Of The Year!

2004-12-19     "Merry Christmas! Or We'll Give It To You In The Neck!"

2004-12-13     Sponsor a U.S. Military Humvee For Only $1395 a Day!

2004-12-09     Donald Trump, You're Fired!

2004-12-08     Bob The Builder Is Missing In Iraq, Presumed Dead!

2004-12-06     George W. Bush Appoints the 12 Apostles to His New Cabinet!

2004-12-03     Drunken Sailors Run Amok on Capitol Hill: Pass Budget!

2004-11-29     Stuart Smalley to Aid CIA!

2004-11-28     Sears and Kmart Try To Corner The Failing Retail Stores Market!

2004-11-25     George W. Bush Hires More CIA Analysts To Ignore and Blame!

2004-11-22     Tom Delay Makes Plans to Telecommute from Texas Jail!

2004-11-12     George W. Bush and Dick Cheney Star in Remake of Thelma and Louise!

2004-11-11     New Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Promises to Investigate Himself and George W. Bush!

2004-11-08     American Troops Entering Fallujah Iraq Are Showered with Flowers and Savory Middle Eastern Treats!

2004-11-06     Cheeky Frogs Demand Return of Statue Of Liberty After Re-election of George W. Bush!

2004-11-04     George W. Bush Victory Sparks Crisis at Mexican and Canadian Borders!

2004-11-01     Osama Bin Ladin Campaigns With John Kerry During Final Push To Defeat George W. Bush!

2004-10-31     Dick Cheney Appears in Video Remix Of Eminem's Mosh!

2004-10-30     Post Election Strategy Leaked: George W. Bush Will Refuse to Concede Election!

2004-10-29     CIA Confirms: Karl Rove is American Al-Qaeda!

2004-10-28     Gallop Releases New Battle Ground Poll: John Kerry Wins Dog Vote by 34%!

2004-10-27     Terrorist Fighters Loyal to Dailykos Captured in Iraq!

2004-10-27     George W. Bush Begs United Nations and Carter Center to Monitor Florida Voting!


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