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2011-12-20 John Boehner and Eric Cantor Abducted by Aliens
2011-10-11 Rick Perry's Skeletons Sue For Larger Closet
2011-10-10 GOP Occupy Wall Street Talking Points Leaked
2011-07-29 John Boehner and Eric Cantor Rushed to Hospital After Late Night Car Wreck
2011-07-27 Goldman Sachs Shares Surge On Announcement of Bitcoin Trading Unit
2011-07-27 Moody's Downgrades GOP to Junk Status
2011-07-22 Massive Bitcoin Strike Shakes Mt. Gox Exchange
2011-07-22 Space Shuttle Trader Magazine Folds as NASA Ends Shuttle Program
2011-07-22 Eric Cantor Hospitalized After Hitting Debt Ceiling
2011-07-21 Kim Kardashian Granted Patent for "Super Hotness"
2011-07-21 Kim Kardashian Clones Threaten Nation
2011-06-17 Wisconsin Governor Mark Walker Charged with Grand Larceny
2011-02-25 Apple To Take 30% Cut On Voice Orders Taken Over iPhone
2011-02-22 Wisconsin Governor Walker Hires Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's to Capture Wayward Democratic Senators
2011-02-21 Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker seeks advice From Moammar Gadhafi.
2011-02-04 Reagan Birthday Causes Run on Rose Colored Glasses
2011-02-03 GOP: It's Ok To Raise Taxes, But Only On the Poor
2010-03-29 Sarah Palin, "I didn't Sleep with Jessie James!"
2010-03-24 White House Evacuated After F-Bomb Scare
2010-03-22 GOP Lawmakers Burn Insurance Cards to Protest Passage of Health Care Reform
2010-02-24 Steve Jobs Admits Apple iPad Rumor Mill Malfunction
2010-01-29 Senator Scott Brown's Assailants Arrested
2010-01-27 GOP to Honor James O'Keefe for Break in at Sen. Mary Landrieu's Offices
2010-01-27 Steve Jobs' Apple Tablet Announcement Blamed for San Francisco and Cupertino Power Outages
2010-01-26 NASA Picks Shuttle Trader Magizine to Sell Off Space Shuttles
2010-01-26 Senator Elect Scott Brown Resting Comfortably After Vicious Mugging
2010-01-22 Supreme Court Approves Sale of United States Government to the Chamber of Commerce
2009-11-13 Modders Launch Attack On Microsoft Xbox Live Servers
2009-11-11 Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Join Minutemen Border Militia Group
2009-05-13 Pimps Praise Craigslist Decision to Close Erotic Services Listings
2009-03-29 Microsoft to Replace Dead Xbox 360s with Sony PS3s
2009-03-23 AIG Outrage Dampened By Pitchfork Shortages
2009-01-14 President Bush Tries to Return Tarnished Legacy
2009-01-12 Zero Shortage Threatens Obama Stimulus Plan
2009-01-04 Israeli Sponsored Hamas Recruiting Drive Is a Success
2008-12-19 Blagojevich Pardons 22 Criminals, Including Himself
2008-12-14 Google's New River View Service To Go Live Next Week
2008-12-13 Automakers Achieve Singularity, Detroit Disappears into Black Hole
2008-12-09 U.S. Senators Agree to Give Up $168,500 Salary During Financial Crisis
2008-11-17 Senator Shelby Sponsors "Buy Foreign Cars For America" Bill
2008-10-23 John McCain Continues to Hemorrhage Republican Voters
2008-10-19 McCain Makes Surprise Bid For Ontario Voters
2008-10-13 McCain Campaign Announces New Public Perception
2008-10-07 Sarah Palin Arrested for Incitement
2008-10-06 McCain, The Con-Man, and a Cover Up?
2008-10-05 FUD Futures Soar on News of McCain Campaign Going All Negitive
2008-10-04 Palin Breaks With McCain: Returns to Michigan to Campaign
2008-09-24 Barack Obama Run Down By John McCain's Straight Talk Express
2008-09-20 Bush: "Taxpayers Will Happily Agree to Bailout Financial Fat Cats."
2008-09-17 McCain Backs Bush Decision to Send Troops into Wall Street
2008-09-07 Bob Woodward Arrested for Treason
2008-09-06 John McCain Vows to Clean Out Failed Republican Administration
2008-09-05 Sarah Palin Stripped of Abstinence Councilor Certification
2008-09-04 Sarah Palin To Record Re Mix Of Pretty Hate Machine
2008-08-30 John McCain Leads Air National Guard in Attack on Hurricane Gustav
2008-08-23 Tom Merritt to Replace Daniel Radcliffe in Equus Broadway Run
2008-08-17 McCain Selects Bigfoot to be Running Mate In Surprise Move
2008-08-16 Jerome Corsi Reveals Evidence of Bigfoot
2008-08-10 Chihuahua Edges Greyhound in Blind Taste Test
2008-07-22 McCain Campaign Found Dead
2008-07-01 Newsweek Duped by Fake Osama Bin-Laden Mel Gibson Tape
2008-06-30 Cnet's Molly Wood Fine After Demagnetizing Close Call
2008-06-30 ICAN to Shut Down Email Services World Wide
2008-06-10 Rapper 50 Cent to be John McCain's Choice for VP
2008-05-17 Clinton Continues to Court Trailer Trash Voting Block in Kentucky
2008-05-14 Bush to Push New Peace Plan While in Israel: Nuke Gaza.
2008-05-11 John McCain Defends Role in SwapGate Scandal
2008-05-09 Clinton Accepts VP Slot On Dream Ticket
2008-05-08 Text of Clinton Concession Speech Leaked
2008-04-23 Microsoft's Live Mesh Licensed to Borg for Complete Web Domination
2008-04-21 McCain Capitalizes on Obama Flag Pin Controversy Ahead of Pennsylvania Primary
2008-04-19 Pope Benedict Beats The Dalai Lama in Charity Bowling Tournament
2008-04-17 McCain Condemns Comments by Supporter Rev Jerry Falwell
2008-04-15 Boeing Shares Rise on News of Patents on Gravity and Entropy
2008-04-13 Jimmy Carter Arrested on Terrorism Charges
2008-04-05 Microsoft Withdraws Offer to Buy Yahoo; Buys Three Smaller Companies Instead
2008-04-01 X Prize Foundation Announces Autonomous Killer Robot Challenge
2008-03-29 Google Earth Hour Support Threatens Black Pixel Supply
2008-03-29 Renegade AI Patents Autonomous Killer Robot
2008-03-27 Pentagon 'Punked' by Satire Writers with 'Iraq Fighting Good Sign' Story
2008-03-19 McCain Iran Stumble
2008-03-14 Barack Obama Admits to Having Black Love Children
2008-02-19 Raul Castro Endorsement Helps Obama Edge Clinton in Cuban Primary
2008-02-11 John McCain to Guest Star in Season 2 of The Pentagon's September 11th Show Trials
2008-02-10 Dick Cheney Accused of Cutting Iranian Fiber Optic Cables
2008-02-09 Nintendo Patents Wii Pants
2008-02-06 Cnet Launches Dating Site To Hook Up Buzz Townies
2008-01-27 CNN to air Heath Ledger Special Instead of Bush's Last State of the Union Address
2008-01-26 Hillary Clinton Breaks Nascar Speed Record Leaving South Carolina
2008-01-14 Bush Vows to Continue War; Makes Deal Backing HD DVD over Blu-Ray.
2008-01-13 Scientist Prove Only 62% of What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas
2008-01-12 Crack Cocaine Found On Air Force One. Bush Denies Involvement.
2008-01-06 Fox News Withdraws Ron Paul from 2008 Presidential Race
2007-12-13 Hackers Steal Santa's Naughty and Nice List!
2007-12-10 Romney Counters Ron Paul Blimp with Nuclear Submarine, and Takes Aim at Mike Huckabee
2007-11-24 Pardoned National Turkeys May and Flower Found Dead, Eaten
2007-11-21 Dollar Bill Gets Cut Down to Size
2007-11-14 Prince Attacks Pirate Bay Server Facility
2007-11-07 Move Over Guitar Hero, Activision Scores Big With Violin Hero III
2007-11-06 Republicans Vote to Impeach Dick Cheney!
2007-10-29 White House Hires FEMA Spokesman John Philbin To Manage Press Office
2007-10-09 Rush Limbaugh Joins Fight in Iraq
2007-09-29 iPhone Rehacked: iPhone Dev Team 2, Apple, Inc 0
2007-09-29 Microsoft Denies Rumor of Vista Recall
2007-09-27 What To Do Now That Apple Has Bricked Your iPhone
2007-09-26 Blackwater USA's Eric Prince Elected Prime Minster of Iraq
2007-09-23 Steve Jobs Reports Reality Distortion Field Malfunction at Apple
2007-09-16 OJ Simpson Arrested; Releases "If I did it, Again. The Revised Edition"
2007-09-13 Bush Takes 9 Minutes to Conflate 9/11 With War in Iraq During Speech; Sets New Record!
2007-09-12 Bush Announces Troop Cut and his name is Ben Higgins
2007-09-06 Apple iPhone Fanboys Destroy Chicago Apple Store Over Price Drop
2007-09-02 University of Michigan Football Coach Lloyd Carr Resigns after Epic Upset
2007-08-26 Rockstar Games' Manhunt 2 Wins Halloween Release Date and Guliani Endorsement
2007-08-21 Paramount Dumps Blu-Ray and HD DVD Formats in Favor of Carved Stone Tablets
2007-08-15 Rudy Giuliani Files for 9/11 Responder Benefits
2007-07-27 Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Alberto Gonzales Head to Jail for Career Recharge
2007-07-27 Halo 3's Master Chief Vows to 'Finish the Fight' in Iraq
2007-07-22 White House Plans to Destabilize Pakistan and Undermine Pervez Musharraf
2007-07-17 Video Game Shocker! Microsoft To Release Halo 3 for Sony's PS3
2007-07-15 Rachel Ray Launches Microsoft Xbox 360 Cooking Show
2007-07-12 Michael Chertoff And His Gut Announce Presidential Bid
2007-06-26 How to Get A Free Apple iPhone
2007-06-19 Karl Rove's 'Deleted' RNC Emails Found!
2007-06-17 Apple Launches iTrack. The Next Generation iPod Music Player
2007-06-13 San Francisco City Council Bans Segway Jousting
2007-06-12 Mitt Romney Replaces Fred Thompson on Law and Order
2007-06-09 Bush and Putin Agree to Restart Cold War During G8 Summit
2007-06-09 Paris Hilton Released From Jail With Life Threatening Condition
2007-05-30 Fred Thompson Announces Coming Announcement
2007-05-23 Ask A Ninja, Ninja Dies
2007-05-14 White House Orders Arrest of British Journalist Greg Palast
2007-05-09 Florida Announces New Primary Date in June
2007-05-06 Paris Hilton Agrees to Be White House War Czar To Avoid Prison
2007-05-05 Romney, Giuliani Injured in Waffle Iron Accidents
2007-04-25 McCain Campaign Rushed to Hospital in New Hampshire
2007-04-12 Missing Bush Gonzales E-mails Found on RNC Server at Bottom of Potomac River
2007-04-11 Bush Orders Military Strike on Congress
2007-04-09 Bush Announces new Immigration Plan, Troop Surge and Jobs Program For Iraqis
2007-04-05 McCain Campaign Restates Fundraising Total to -$2 Million After Bill From Baghdad Shopping Trip Comes Due
2007-04-04 Unconfirmed Sources Editor Pulls Own Story: It was Tasteless and Sucky.
2007-04-04 Battle for Second Life Ends as World of War Craft Hordes Drive Halo 2 Troopers Back to Xbox Live Network
2007-03-30 Halo 2 Trooper's Xbox 360 Elite No Match for World of War Craft Fighters as Battle for Second Life Escalates
2007-03-24 Xbox Live Halo 2 Troops Invade Second Life
2007-03-20 Emma Watson Signs Two Film Harry Potter Deal for $476 Million
2007-03-18 George W. Bush Stands Behind Alberto Gonzales
2007-03-11 Bush Rushes Home to Attend Funeral of Captain America
2007-03-07 Ann Coulter to Wed Lewis 'Scooter' Libby in Cell Block Ceremony
2007-02-10 Harry Potter's Daniel Radcliffe Stars in Fruit of the Loom Ad
2007-02-10 Beatles Spurn iTunes, Publish Music Exclusively on Allofmp3.com
2007-02-07 Lewis "Scooter" Libby Announces Presidential Bid During Perjury Trial
2007-02-07 New York To Ban Listening to Ipods,Talking, and Gum Chewing While Crossing the Street
2007-02-01 Google News Servers Goes Down as Traffic Flows to Fake News Site
2007-01-27 Cheney Rushed to Hospital Suffering Delusions and Memory Loss
2007-01-23 Vandals Strike White House During State of the Union
2007-01-14 Condoleezza Rice Threatens Iran and Syria With Mini-Nukes
2007-01-11 Bush Announces Release of IRAQ 2.0
2007-01-03 Elliot Spitzer to Establish a Presidential Exploratory Committee
2006-12-16 Glenn Beck Injured During Penguin Hunt
2006-12-14 Leaked Memo Outlines Bush's Real Iraq Policy
2006-12-13 God Opens Christian Embassy Inside the Pentagon
2006-12-07 Iraq Study Groups Fails to Reach President Bush
2006-12-05 MySpace Unveils New Social Networking Site MyStalker
2006-11-26 Vietnam To Send Troops to Aid Bush in Iraq War
2006-11-26 Swedish Teen Hacks Microsoft Zune's DRM and WI-FI
2006-11-20 Bush Travels to Iraq to Set New Course, Himself
2006-11-19 OJ Simpson, "If I did it, I'm the Sickest Son of a Bitch Alive!"
2006-11-13 Microsoft Zune Crushes Apple Ipod as Teens 'Stick it to The Man'
2006-11-12 Rush Limbaugh to Form Committee To Explore White House Bid in '08
2006-11-01 Why Rush Limbaugh Should Tell Michael J Fox To Go To Hell
2006-10-30 President Bush Joins George Allen at Dixie Chicks DVD Burning Campaign Event
2006-10-29 Rush Limbaugh Makes Tearful Apology to Michael J. Fox
2006-10-29 Bush Stumps For Party of Gay Bashing, Reckless Spending, Corrupt, Big Government Loving, Pickup Driving, Coors Drinking, Rush Limbaugh Listening, Pedophiles
2006-10-25 Republicans Sweep to Victory : Diebold Announces Midterm Election Results Early
2006-10-22 More Troops to Iraq After Midterm Election, Says Leaked Bush Plan
2006-10-15 George W. Bush Signs Jon Stewart Stephen Colbert 08 Petition
2006-10-14 North Korea Backs UN Action Against Nuclear Armed Mad Man
2006-10-06 Bush Orders Arrest of Bob Woodward, Author of State of Denial
2006-09-24 Osama bin Laden Dead After Eating E.coli Tainted Spinach
2006-09-19 George W. Bush Demonstrates Torture Methods to Convince Republican Lawmakers
2006-09-11 Bush Enjoys 5k Fun Run with Fidel Castro After Stressful 911 Anniversary
2006-09-09 Bush To Announce Capture of Osama Bin Laden on 911 Anniversary
2006-08-28 Bush Travels to Alaska to Survey Katrina Recovery Efforts
2006-08-25 Fire Proof IPants are Hottest Apple Laptop Accessory
2006-08-24 Fidel Castro Has Died
2006-08-13 Joe Lieberman's Ego Breaks it's Moorings and Destroys Rural Connecticut
2006-08-10 Air Lines to Sell "Secure Water" by Spensive in Wake of Heathrow Bomb Plot
2006-08-09 Clothing Banned from Air Planes in wake of Heathrow Liquid Bomb Plot Discovery
2006-08-06 Taking Candy From Babies is Good for America
2006-08-04 Bay of Pigs Vets Launch Invasion of Fidel Castro's Cuba
2006-07-06 It's Official: John C. Dvorak has changed his name to Dvorak.org/blog
2006-07-05 Apple Makes Surprise Release of new Ipod: Pico
2006-06-27 Republicans Savage Iraq War Commander General 'Cut and Run' Casey.
2006-06-18 Ann Coulter Denies Sexual Relationship With Terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
2006-06-01 Haditha Marines Ordered to Take Sensitivity Training Classes
2006-05-21 High School Republican Shadow Congress Votes to Impeach Bush Over Tax Hikes
2006-05-15 George W. Bush Orders National Guard to join Delta Force, Navy Seals and NSA Agents in guarding Mexican border.
2006-04-12 Presidential Pants Burst into Flames
2006-04-03 Tom Delay Leaves Congress to Run For Presidency in 2008
2006-03-26 Tom Cruise to Take Over for Saddam Hussein in War Crimes Trial
2006-03-23 We Didn't Take Pentagon Money!
2006-03-15 Katherine Harris Admits to Sean Hannity and That Other Guy- "I Stole the 2000 Election for George W. Bush"
2006-03-14 Bush Takes Break During Mars Trip to Give Positive Assessment of Iran-Iraq War
2006-03-13 Bill O'Reilly Bursts a Vessel and Orders Hit on Keith Olbermann and 'Mike from Orlando'
2006-03-12 Bush Blasts Pentagon Leak of Iran War Plan "The Big Right Turn"
2006-03-07 Rumsfeld Staffer Caught Changing Wikipedia Definition of 'Civil War'
2006-03-05 Bush Approves Sale of Statue Of liberty and Mount Rushmore to Iran in Exchange for Freeze of Nuclear Programs
2006-02-07 Bush 2006 Federal Budget Joins A Million Little Pieces in Fiction Section
2006-01-29 Bush State Of the Union Practice Tape Leaked
2006-01-28 Bush State of the Union Speech Leaked: President Reconsiders Support for Arab Democracies
2006-01-25 Department of Homeland Security Announces 2006 Election Terror Alert Schedule
2006-01-20 Dick Cheney and Osama bin Laden Attack American Democracy
2006-01-15 Samuel Alito Withdraws from Supreme Count Consideration, Bush to Take His Place
2006-01-10 Tom Delay and Jack Abramoff Announce Presidential Bid
2006-01-05 White House Demands Time Magazine Kill GOP/Abramoff Cover Story
2005-12-30 Microsoft Makes Zero Day Exploit Recommendation: Buy a Mac
2005-12-27 George W. Bush Announces Plan to Run for Third Term in '08
2005-12-24 The War On Christmas is Over, Christmas City Falls to Rebel Forces
2005-12-21 Dick Cheney Rushes Home to Cut Spending on Social Programs To Save America
2005-12-19 Unconfirmed Sources Disappoints 1 Million Visitors
2005-12-18 Bush Speaks Candidly about the NSA, Guantanamo Bay and the Patriot Act
2005-12-16 Whatever You Do, Don't Read This Story Which is Critical of the NSA and George Bush
2005-12-14 Presidential Speech Writer Falls Asleep During Bush Iraq Address
2005-12-10 Big Box Retailers Announce Plan to Destroy Christmas
2005-12-09 Rice Welcomed Home by Protesters Angered by Outsourcing of Torture Jobs
2005-12-07 George W. Bush Blames Mom for Troubles in Iraq
2005-12-04 Bush Returns from Secret Visit to Narnia After Meeting with Aslan
2005-12-01 'The Armed Conflict Formerly Known as The Iraqi Insurgency' Rages On
2005-11-30 Iraqis Praise Bush Strategy for Victory in Iraq and Look Forward to a Full Fledged Civil War
2005-11-26 George W. Bush Denies Secret Plot to Bomb Al-Jazeera, CBS, NPR, and CNN
2005-11-22 Congressional Democrats Murtha, Biden, Ried, Pelosi, and Others Grow Backbones!
2005-11-21 White House Releases Approved Debate Topics For Iraq War
2005-11-18 House GOP Seeks Quick Vote on Plan to Recall John Murtha To Active Duty In Iraq
2005-11-18 Vice President Dick Cheney Makes Campaign Stop For Grimm Reaper
2005-11-17 Bob Woodward Exposes More White House Links to Valerie Plame Leaker
2005-11-13 Dover PA Destroyed by God's Wrath Over Intelligent Design Vote
2005-11-13 Bush Defends War for Millionth Time During Veteran's Day Speech
2005-11-07 George W. Bush Launches Global War on Torture
2005-11-06 Karl Rove to Lead Mandatory White House Ethics Refresher Course
2005-11-04 Supreme Court Nominee Samuel Alito Orders Changes to Court Building
2005-11-02 Secret CIA Detention Facility Goes Missing
2005-10-30 George W. Bush Nominates Dr. James Dobson to Supreme Court
2005-10-30 George W. Bush Announces Rightward Shake Up at The White House; Brings in Dobson, Falwell, and the 12 Apostles
2005-10-28 Dick Cheney Comes Clean to Save Lewis Libby From Indictment
2005-10-27 Fitzgerald Bombshell Rocks Washington, Rove, Libby, and Cheney Are off the Hook
2005-10-25 Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald Announces No Indictments for Rove and Libby in Plame Case
2005-10-24 George W. Bush Refuses to Release Documents or Harriet Miers's Name to Senate Judiciary Committee
2005-10-24 Hurricane Miers Batters George Bush's White House
2005-10-21 Bush and Miers Visit Cancun to Survey Hurricane Wilma Destruction
2005-10-20 Autographed Tom Delay Mug Shot Goes for 56K on Ebay
2005-10-19 Rove, Libby, Meirs, and Cheney appear on Leaked list of Upcoming Bush Pardons
2005-10-18 Lewis "Scooter" Libby Agrees To Take Fall for Dick Cheney Over Valerie Plame Affair
2005-10-15 Karl Rove Arrested, is the President Next?
2005-10-14 Insurgency Ends as Iraqis Vote On Constitution
2005-10-13 George W. Bush Reveals Avian Flu is Iraqi Al Qaeda Plot
2005-10-12 Air Force Bombers called in to Serve Indictments in Washington D.C.
2005-10-11 Real Networks Outwits Microsoft to Become The Official Media Player In Hell
2005-10-10 Rapture Index Spikes as Hurricanes, Bird Flu, Wild Fires, Floods, and Earth Quakes Lash the Earth
2005-10-05 Bush Picks White House Janitor To Run Department of the Interior
2005-10-03 America Loves George Bush's Best Gal Pal Harriet Miers
2005-10-03 Conservatives Flee Republican Party In Protest Over Bush Nomination of Gal Pal Harriet Miers to The Supreme Court
2005-10-02 George W. Bush Gets Tom Delay onto Supreme Court with Recess Appointment
2005-09-28 Framing Tips for Your Copy of Tom Delay's Bill Of Indictment
2005-09-26 George W. Bush Declares Cindy Sheehan an Enemy Combatant
2005-09-22 George W. Bush Leads Texas Air National Guard in Attack on Hurricane Rita
2005-09-20 Tivo Network Gains Consciousness
2005-09-18 Grandkids Agree to Pay For Katrina Reconstruction
2005-09-16 Chillicothe Ohio Gives Up it's Nukes: State and Federal Officials Heave Sigh of Relief
2005-09-13 It's Official: The FBI Reads Unconfirmed Sources
2005-09-12 George W. Bush Returns to New Orleans and Goes Fishing
2005-09-11 George W. Bush Cleans House At FEMA, Fires Top Four Officials
2005-09-09 FEMA Head Michael Brown Rushes to Washington to Organize Sock Drawer
2005-09-05 Al Qaeda Planning Cell Discovered Inside FEMA
2005-09-05 George W. Bush Returns to Gulf, National Guard Mobilizes to Provide Good Pictures
2005-09-04 Bush Awards FEMA Head Michael Brown The Presidential Medal of Freedom
2005-09-03 George W. Bush Blasts FEMA's Response To New Orleans Hurricane Disaster
2005-09-01 National Guard too Busy to Help Hurricane Victims in New Orleans
2005-08-30 Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher Declares Himself King
2005-08-28 Hurricane Katrina Destroys New Orleans, George W. Bush Goes on a Bike Ride
2005-08-26 Miss America Pageant Moves to Iraq as part of FOX News Broadcast Deal
2005-08-24 Pat Robertson Rushed to Hospital
2005-08-23 Pat Robertson Extradited To Venezuela To Face Terrorism Charges
2005-08-22 White House Poll Finds 142% of Americans Support George W. Bush's Iraq War Policies
2005-08-21 A little Thank You Note to My National Security Agency Web Threat Algorithm
2005-08-17 Former Gaza Settlers Find Sympathy for Palestinians in Wake of Forced Evacuation
2005-08-17 Ohio Governor Bob Taft Locked in Armed Stand-Off With Police
2005-08-17 Chuck Terzella Got It All Wrong Again
2005-08-13 U2 Will Play Free Concert in Crawford Texas to Honor Cindy Sheehan
2005-08-12 George W. Bush Joins Cindy Sheehan to Protest Iraq War
2005-08-10 Cindy Sheehan Wounded During Arrest By Bush Secret Service Team and FBI
2005-08-05 News Flash: Bob Novak Video Clip Shows His Cuddly Side
2005-08-04 My FBI File Is Thicker Than Yours!
2005-08-03 NASA Pulls the Plug: Space Shuttle Program Cancelled
2005-08-02 George Bush Excommunicates Senator Bill Frist From Republican Party Over Stem Cell Research Reversal
2005-07-30 World Welcomes Bush's Recess Appointment of John Bolton to The United Nations
2005-07-28 Great White Shark Lunches on Mythbusters Host Jamie Hyneman
2005-07-27 Ranchers Use Sensitivity Training to Fight Mad Cow Disease
2005-07-26 White House Quietly Launches Karl Rove Legal Defense Fund
2005-07-24 Christopher Cox is an Excellent Choice to Head SEC
2005-07-22 House Renews Patriot Act
2005-07-18 George W. Bush Raises Ethical Standards in Wake of Karl Rove Valerie Plame Affair
2005-07-17 George W. Bush Fires Karl Rove Over Plame Affair
2005-07-14 George W. Bush Names Karl Rove V-VP
2005-07-10 Karl Rove Comes Clean on Valerie Plame Affair
2005-07-07 President George W. Bush Rushed to Hospital During G8 Summit
2005-07-06 Blair Blames Self for London Bombings
2005-07-04 Karl Rove Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom For Defending Identity of Valerie Plame
2005-07-02 America Needs more Bullies!
2005-07-01 George W. Bush Appoints John Bolton to Replace O'Connor On Supreme Court
2005-06-29 U.S. Army Smashes Records as Young Republicans Rush to Enlist
2005-06-28 George W. Bush Says Iraqi Troops are Better Than Ours
2005-06-27 Draft of Bush Iraq Speech Leaked
2005-06-26 Iraqi Insurgency Crippled By High Gas Prices and Used Car Shortage
2005-06-23 Arnold Schwarzenegger Shows Presidential Potential as His Approval Ratings Fall to 37%
2005-06-21 Dick Durbin Apologizes to Nazi, Soviet, and Vietcong Torturers
2005-06-20 California Earthquakes Caused By Republican Party Operatives
2005-06-19 Jeb Bush Launches Probe into Schiavo Collapse and President Lincoln's Assassination
2005-06-16 George W. Bush Needs a Place to Do Illegal Things for God and Country: He Needs Guantanamo Bay
2005-06-15 Angelina Jolie Is Most Requested Father's Day Gift
2005-06-14 Michael Jackson Celebrates Acquittal By Having Sleepover With Members of Jackson Juniors Fan Club.
2005-06-07 Newsweek Retracts Retraction of Quran Desecration Story, George W. Bush Renews Subscription.
2005-06-05 George W. Bush Announces Arrest and Deportation of Anti-US Iraqis. All 26 Million of Them.
2005-06-01 58 Billion Deep Throat Jokes And Counting
2005-05-29 Scrapbooking Popular Among Iraqi Insurgents
2005-05-28 Geezer Sex, Viagra, and Pre-Marital Sex Cause Blindness, Duh!
2005-05-26 Department of Home Land Security Declares Washington D.C. "Irony Free Zone"
2005-05-22 George W. Bush Fires Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld Over Leaked Saddam Pictures
2005-05-20 Newsweek Shatters Bond of Trust Between George W. Bush and Arab World
2005-05-17 George W. Bush Signs Quran Protection Act and Blasts Newsweek
2005-05-15 More Good News From Iraq: American Torture Chambers Much Better than Saddam's
2005-04-25 Ann Coulter to Play Darth Vader in Star Wars Episode III - Revenge of the Sith: Hayden Christensen Is Just Not Mean Enough.
2005-04-23 Republicans Go For 'Nuclear Option' and 'Final Solution' in Senate
2005-04-21 Connecticut Legalizes Civil Unions for Gays and is Immediately Destroyed By Fire and Brimstone
2005-04-20 Bush Signs Bill Outlawing Bankruptcy: Poor People Rejoice
2005-04-19 John Bolton Sings Micheal Bolton to Senators At Nomination Hearing
2005-04-18 Satire Sites Stock Prices Surge as George W. Bush Holds More Press Conferences
2005-04-15 White House Insider Leaks President George W. Bush's Autobiography: The Power of Denial, The Life of George W. Bush
2005-04-12 How to Overthrow The U.S. Government In 5 Easy Steps
2005-04-08 43% of Americans Believe that Tom Delay is an Evildoer
2005-04-07 George W. Bush Belatedly Orders Flags to be Flown at Half Staff for The Ayatollah Khomeini.
2005-04-04 Thanks Pope John Paul, Now Lets Buy Some More Tanks and Bombs
2005-04-01 John Ashcroft is on Short List to Be The Next Pope
2005-03-30 Congress Passes Teri Shavio's Law Outlawing Death
2005-03-30 Get Your Own Living Will For Free and Tell Tom Delay to Take a Hike
2005-03-26 George W. Bush and Top Republicans Apologize for Exploiting Schiavo Family's Suffering for Political Gain
2005-03-24 National Rifle Association Demands Tighter People Control Laws in Wake of Red Lake High School Shootings
2005-03-22 North Korea Has Nukes That Can Reach New York and Los Angeles
2005-03-19 Congressional Leaders Vow To Continue To Meddle in Schiavo Case: Tom Delay says "We have absolutely nothing better to do."
2005-03-16 George W. Bush Appoints Charles Manson to Lead Office for Victims of Crime
2005-03-15 Why Did We Bother to Liberate Italy From Hitler Anyway?
2005-03-14 Karen Hughes and George W. Bush Host Pig Roast For Arab Leaders
2005-03-12 Syrian President Bashar Assad Demands George W. Bush Pull Out of Iraq.
2005-03-10 Why Torturing, Beating and Disappearing People is Good For America.
2005-03-09 MythBusters Accidentally Annihilate Southern Ohio!
2005-03-02 The Real Ten Commandments From the Mighty Hands of George W. Bush
2005-02-27 Academy Awards Results Leaked: George W. Bush Wins Best Actor!
2005-02-25 George Bush And Vladimir Putin Agree: Democracy is for Losers!
2005-02-17 Fox News Sues White House to Get $200 Million in Payoffs!
2005-02-13 Chillicothe Ohio Gets The Bomb!
2005-02-09 Why Nuking Iran is a Very Good Thing
2005-02-05 Government Printing Office Runs Out of Red Ink While Printing 2005 Budget!
2005-02-02 The State Of The Union: Translated
2005-01-31 NFL Super Bowl Halftime Show Will Feature Four Nuns Playing Canasta!
2005-01-26 New Alberto Gonzales Terror Memo: "Don't Get Caught, Ya Big Dummies!"
2005-01-22 Text of Bush Inauguration Speech Leaked: Freedom in the Fine Print.
2005-01-20 Big Business Renews Lease of US Government As Inauguration Day Festivities Kick Off!
2005-01-19 Florida Judge Orders Bibles to Carry Anti-Creationism Sticker!
2005-01-18 CBS News' Reputation Now As Good As Fox's!
2005-01-16 Middle East Calms as George W. Bush Denies Accountability For The Iraq Mess And Blames The American People!
2005-01-15 President Fires Spokesmen Scott McClelland, Hires Avery Ant!
2005-01-11 White House Installs Presidential Medal of Freedom Vending Machine!
2005-01-09 Rumsfeld Iraq Memo to President Bush: Failure is an Option- But Don't Worry It's Not Your Fault.
2004-12-30 George W. Bush Cancels Inauguration Day Festivities to Donate Money to Tsunami Relief Efforts!
2004-12-24 Santa Claus Gets GPS For Christmas, Fires Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, And Pays For It!
2004-12-22 "Iraq is a quagmire and we are never getting out!" Admits Donald Rumsfeld.
2004-12-22 Widespread And Pervasive Prisoner Abuse By U.S. Military Found to be Isolated Events!
2004-12-21 George W. Bush Awards Scott Peterson With Presidential Medal Of Freedom!
2004-12-20 Time Magazine Named Corporate Suck Up Of The Year!
2004-12-19 "Merry Christmas! Or We'll Give It To You In The Neck!"
2004-12-13 Sponsor a U.S. Military Humvee For Only $1395 a Day!
2004-12-09 Donald Trump, You're Fired!
2004-12-08 Bob The Builder Is Missing In Iraq, Presumed Dead!
2004-12-06 George W. Bush Appoints the 12 Apostles to His New Cabinet!
2004-12-03 Drunken Sailors Run Amok on Capitol Hill: Pass Budget!
2004-11-29 Stuart Smalley to Aid CIA!
2004-11-28 Sears and Kmart Try To Corner The Failing Retail Stores Market!
2004-11-25 George W. Bush Hires More CIA Analysts To Ignore and Blame!
2004-11-22 Tom Delay Makes Plans to Telecommute from Texas Jail!
2004-11-12 George W. Bush and Dick Cheney Star in Remake of Thelma and Louise!
2004-11-11 New Attorney General Alberto Gonzales Promises to Investigate Himself and George W. Bush!
2004-11-08 American Troops Entering Fallujah Iraq Are Showered with Flowers and Savory Middle Eastern Treats!
2004-11-06 Cheeky Frogs Demand Return of Statue Of Liberty After Re-election of George W. Bush!
2004-11-04 George W. Bush Victory Sparks Crisis at Mexican and Canadian Borders!
2004-11-01 Osama Bin Ladin Campaigns With John Kerry During Final Push To Defeat George W. Bush!
2004-10-31 Dick Cheney Appears in Video Remix Of Eminem's Mosh!
2004-10-30 Post Election Strategy Leaked: George W. Bush Will Refuse to Concede Election!
2004-10-29 CIA Confirms: Karl Rove is American Al-Qaeda!
2004-10-28 Gallop Releases New Battle Ground Poll: John Kerry Wins Dog Vote by 34%!
2004-10-27 Terrorist Fighters Loyal to Dailykos Captured in Iraq!
2004-10-27 George W. Bush Begs United Nations and Carter Center to Monitor Florida Voting!