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Chuck Terzella 's Stories

2012-06-30     John Roberts: I'm Sorry I Said That

2012-06-25     SCOTUS Immigration Law Decision Inadvertently Gives Entire State Of Arizona To Cesar Millan

2012-06-25     OMG, It's An Election Year!

2011-11-01     GOP Election Update- Tuesday, November 1, 2011

2011-10-30     Election 2012 Updates: Herman Cain To "Dial Back" Campaign- Rick Perry To Avoid Future Debates

2011-10-21     Harold Camping's Family And Followers Show They Have A Sense Of Humor

2011-10-19     Candidate Conspicuous By His Absence From Las Vegas GOP Debate. (Update One- 10-19-11).

2011-10-18     New GOP Candidate Rises Past Cain And Romney In Latest Polls

2011-09-06     America Under Two And A Half Years Of Barack Obama- What Went Wrong?

2011-09-05     The GOP 2012 Line-up- Ya Can't Tell The Players Without A Scorecard

2011-08-24     Welcome To The Westcott Nation, Syracuse New York

2011-04-05     Martin Luther King And What His Death Meant To Me...Lessons Learned

2011-03-30     Ronald Reagan Shot On This Day Thirty Years Ago

2011-03-25     Raidometer for Sale (Batteries Not Included) Or Not

2011-03-23     Tweets You Should Be Following In The Middle East

2011-03-23     Guinea Attempts To Confiscate Wener Karl's Money- Rafi.q.Musa To The Rescue!

2011-02-27     Charlie Sheen's Unclean, Moammar Gadhafi's Mean And The Madison, Wisconsin Scene- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Sunday, February 27, 2011

2011-02-20     High Winds, Middle East Wins And Billy Ray's Chagrin- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Sunday, February 20, 2011

2011-02-05     Ronald Reagan At One Hundred...Crowds Gather To Witness The (Second) Coming

2011-02-03     Welcome To The Domino Principle And The End Times, Arab Style.

2011-01-27     Discovery Of Stone Age Tools Pushes Human Migration Back 100,000 Years

2011-01-25     State of the Union Address- Fistfights Break Out Over Seating Arrangements

2011-01-25     Rahm Emanuel Off The Ballot: The Cook County Machine Is Alive And Well And Living In Chicago

2011-01-14     Barak Obama, Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh...A Compare/Contrast

2010-11-07     2012 End Of The World Debunked! Buy Your Christmas Presents Early

2010-11-05     Candidates Begin To Stake Out Their Positions in 2012 Elections

2010-11-02     Election Day 2010- Welcome To Politics, Italian Style

2010-10-25     Ten Things

2010-10-24     Elections: Hey, Did You Know You Can Change The World Next Week?

2010-10-22     Whenever I See Juan Williams In An Airport I Get Nervous.

2010-10-21     Christine O'Donnell, Glenn Beck And CERN- Proof Of Parallel Universes Uncovered

2010-10-19     Mid-Term Election Up-Date. How We Got Here

2010-10-18     "Welcome back to Facebook! Let your friends know what you've been up to."

2010-10-17     Mid Term Election Update- Sunday, October 17, 2010

2010-10-11     Barack Obama And The Chamber Of Commerce Butt Heads On Hidden PAC Contributions.

2010-10-10     Meg Whitman And Carl Paladino By The Numbers

2010-10-08     There Is No "Tea Party Advantage" For Democrats

2010-10-06     Christine O'Donnell and Carl Palladino- Mid Term Campaign Updates

2010-09-15     Sarah Palin's Candidates Win Big, But Can They Use Use Her Winning Formula?

2010-09-14     A New Plan For Peace In The Middle East, Kashmir and Johnsburg, New York

2010-09-11     Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Say Vote. Well, So Do I.

2010-09-10     Sarah Palin, Glen Beck And Terry Smith (Or How To Win The Mid-Term Elections)

2010-09-07     Let's All Help Barack Obama Fail

2010-09-06     Only You Can Prevent Barack Obama...Or Not

2010-08-27     God Says, "Don't Build The 'Ground Zero Mosque'...No, Wait A Minute..."

2010-08-04     Spinning California's Props (Or When Smart People Do Stupid Things)

2010-07-30     Florida's Charlie Crist Has The Right (And Left) Idea

2010-07-27     Afghanistan Leaks The Fog Of War

2010-07-26     Thank You, Daniel Schorr

2010-07-20     Some Prison Advice For Lindsay Lohan

2010-07-10     The Perfect Citizen Commits the Perfect Crime- Or, A Response To Ross Wolf

2010-07-09     Creating A Perfect Citizen

2010-07-07     Climate Change Investigation Really Proves Global Warming Isn't Real (UPDATE- 1)

2010-07-04     Twas The Night Before Independence Day- A Fourth Of July Love Story.

2010-07-02     Google News Changes Format- User's Ecstatic!

2010-07-01     RV News- One Man's Motorhome Is A Woman's Nightmare

2010-06-30     New Report Confirms Conservatives Are Responsible For Runaway Health Costs

2010-06-28     Sarah Palin Speaks At Norfolk Event

2010-06-27     How We Can Stop Illegal Immigration.

2010-06-25     Night Thoughts Re-dux. (Irving Plaza)

2010-06-23     Stanley McChrystal Learns A Lesson

2010-06-22     Late Night Thoughts

2010-06-20     Only You Can Stop Illegal Immigration...But You Won't.

2010-06-19     Election 2010- Deciding Who's Lying To You Less

2010-06-18     I Agree With Rep. Joe Barton's Apology To BP And Tony Hayward.

2010-06-07     Dilbert Creator Scott Adams Proudly Reveals What A Real Jerk He Is.

2010-06-03     Gulf Spill Update- BP Explores The Nuclear Option

2010-06-01     The BP Spill In The Gulf And Other Disasters. It's All Our Fault.

2010-05-31     Thirty Years CNN: On The Downfall Of Hard News

2010-05-30     Life During The Second Great Depression...Maybe Not So Bad.

2010-05-29     Barack Obama's Forty Days And Forty Nights

2010-05-21     Rand Paul Explains His Remarks To Rachel Maddow.

2010-05-11     Pope Benedict XVI Travels To Fatima To Address The Faithful

2010-04-30     Charlie Crist Shows An Independent Streak

2010-04-26     South Park- America's Last Bastion of Free Speech, Gets Redacted

2010-04-23     Tea Party Patriots Rebut Liberal Writer

2010-04-22     The Tea Party's Goal- Maintain The Status Quo

2010-04-19     GOP Reveals It's Strategy For Battling Racism And Barack Obama.

2010-04-18     Fox News Has A Tea Party- Your Reader Comments

2010-04-17     Fox News Warns President Obama - "Don't Squeeze Our Tea Bags"

2010-04-16     The New Protest- Would You Some Tea While You're Waiting For The Doctor To See You?

2010-04-14     The Centerist/Leftist/Marxist/Socialist/ Right Wing President (Or- How Obama Became So Well Loved)

2010-04-12     The True Cost Of Obama Care- In This Case, A Profit.

2010-04-11     Tea Party Members Issue Manifesto.

2010-04-03     Pedophilia and the Jewish Genocide- A Papal Comparison

2010-04-02     Ten Questions Every Good Conservative And Tea Party Member Must Now Ask Themselves. (By Wegman Waterhouse)

2010-03-31     Patriotism? How Dare You!

2010-03-30     Large Hadron Collider Smashes Protons, Universe Is Destroyed- Your Reader Comments.

2010-03-23     Healthcare Reform- Kill Bill, Volume Three

2010-03-18     Pope Benedict XVI's Open Letter Regarding The Sex Abuse Scandal

2010-03-14     Daylight Savings Time Begins Today, Spring Ahead

2009-10-15     Stepping Up (And Falling Down) On The Health Care Debate

2009-04-06     Quitting Cigarettes- Day 6 . The Leader Of The Pack

2009-04-02     Cigarette Taxes Smoker

2009-04-01     Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette...No Wait.

2008-12-21     Santa Claus Arrested In Giant Ponzi Scheme

2008-12-18     Travels With Chuckie

2008-12-02     Travelogue: Syracuse, New York

2008-11-26     Thanksgiving Travel...Step One

2008-11-25     The Cure For The Winter Blues is...Well, Winter.

2008-11-19     Hillary Clinton Wins By Losing

2008-11-14     Business News- Sun To Lay Off 15% Of Workforce (Update 1)

2008-11-13     Six Things That George W. Bush Wasn't Responsible For

2008-11-12     Sarah Palin- "It's amazing that we did as well as we did".

2008-11-11     Barack Obama Denied Security Clearance By White House

2008-11-08     Fixing The Financial Crisis- Kids Will Be Kids

2008-11-05     Barack Obama Makes America Proud, California Shames Itself.

2008-11-05     Testing Obama In Six Months? Try Six Hours- Russia Announces Missile Deployment.

2008-11-04     In A Letter Home, George W. Bush Reflects On His Presidency

2008-11-03     Election 08- The Final Day

2008-11-01     Obama, McCain Campaign Planes Collide - Ohio Still Up For Grabs.

2008-10-31     Today On The McCain Campaign Trail

2008-10-30     Pundits Applaud Sarah Palin As A "Player In 2012"

2008-10-27     I've Solved Your Financial Crisis. You Can Thank Me Later.

2008-10-24     McCain Says If His Grandmother Was Alive, She'd Be Sick Too.

2008-10-24     Barack Obama Makes Surprising Gains Among Former Bush Voters

2008-10-23     Sarah Palin's Campaign Clothing To Go To Charity After Elections.

2008-10-21     John McCain Jumps On Joe Biden's "International Crisis" Comment

2008-10-20     McCain Alleges Voter Fraud

2008-10-19     Ted Stevens And Santa, Tina Fey And Sarah Palin and Bush Gets A Backbone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 10/19/08

2008-10-17     What If John McCain Wins?

2008-10-15     Counting Out Paul Krugman

2008-10-14     GOP Strategists Upbeat About McCain's New 'HOWDIK' Strategy.

2008-10-11     William Ayers: It's Time We All Come Clean

2008-10-08     Obama/McCain- Debate Two

2008-10-07     The Sarah Palin Show

2008-10-06     Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Monday- October 6- 2008

2008-10-03     Sarah Palin...A Heartbeat Away?

2008-10-02     Sarah Palin, John McCain's Answer To Hillary Clinton, Debates Tonight!

2008-10-01     John McCain Blasts Results Of Surge, Obama's Prediction of Victory

2008-09-30     Rescuing The Economic Bus

2008-09-29     Crashes, Asses And No Passes- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Sunday, September 29, 2008

2008-09-27     John McCain Quietly Replaces Sarah Palin.

2008-09-26     John McCain Vows To Battle Budget Crisis Till After Friday's Debate...No, Wait.

2008-09-25     Judging John McCain

2008-09-24     Can John McCain Chew Gum And Work On The Mortgage Crisis At The Same Time?

2008-09-24     The Mortgage Crisis- Phase Two.

2008-09-23     Morgan Stanley As A Bank- How It Works

2008-09-22     Ben Bernanke Emails To George W. Bush Hacked From Sarah Palin's Yahoo Account

2008-09-19     Sarah Palin's Husband Practices For Washington By Stonewalling Probe.

2008-09-18     The Stock Market Crash...Would You Like An Umbrella With That?

2008-09-09     Sarah Palin, German Citizenship or Suicide- Tough Choice.

2008-06-17     Chuck Terzella Endorses Barack Obama

2007-12-23     SUNDAY NEWS ROUNDUP- December 23, 2007

2007-12-22     Yes Virginia, There Is A Real Mitt Romney

2007-12-22     Santa Claus Answers Your Letters

2007-12-21     I Support Mitt Romney For President, Figurative Speaking, Of Course.

2007-12-16     Hillary Clinton, Maybe No Longer Inevitable, But Still Preferred

2007-12-14     Rachael Ray's Recipe For Christmas Madness

2007-12-09     Transcript Of George W. Bush's Letter To Kim Jing Il Released

2007-12-08     George W. Bush Meets With Northern Irish Leaders-Fighting Immediately Breaks Out.

2007-12-04     In The Wake Of NIE Report, White House Adjusts It's Threshold For War.

2007-12-03     Russian Elections- Everybody's Got A Mandate.

2007-03-21     Barak Obama Denies Involvement With Hillary 1984 Video.

2007-03-16     GOP Issues New Racial Epithet Glossary

2007-03-15     Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Planning Pearl Harbor Attack, Crucifixion Of Jesus Christ, Mt. Vesuvius Eruption.

2007-03-14     Responding To General Peter Pace's Comments, George W. Bush Openly Endorses Gays In The Military

2007-03-12     The Unconfirmed Sources War Pool...Pick Your Date For The Invasion Of Iran. (An Interactive Article)

2007-03-11     Global Warming, Nuclear Attack And Alberto Gonzales ...Is America Ready For Crisis?

2007-03-09     In Response To Gingrich, Giuliani Affairs, GOP Issues Candidates New Questionnaire.

2007-03-08     Under Pressure, Ann Coulter Issues Apology For The F-Word

2007-03-07     I. Lewis Libby Email To George W. Bush Leaked

2007-03-07     I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby Detained at Dulles Airport.

2007-03-06     Finally, A Way To Win In Iraq

2007-02-27     Is America Ready For A Black Or Woman President? Wrong Question.

2007-02-27     Wall Street Tumbles After Writer Cuts Up Credit Cards.

2007-02-26     Dick Cheney Held As Material Witness In Kabul Bombing

2007-02-24     Sunday Fashion Report: How About A Little Hair Of The Dog?

2007-02-21     Barak Obama Becomes A Real Politician

2007-02-19     Russia Repossess Nuclear Reactor After Iran Fails To Pay On Time.

2007-02-19     Financial News: Al Qaeda Worldwide LLC Emerges From Chapter 11 Reorganization Stronger Than Ever.

2007-02-18     Ralph Fiennes Admits Being Victim During In-Flight Sexual Encounter

2007-02-18     Breaking His Long Silence, God Admits Responsibility For Iraq War

2007-02-17     Non-Cancerous Moles Removed From President's Face, But Protests Continue

2006-12-29     Saddam Hussein Is Dead- Another Special Day In Iraq

2006-12-24     Santa Claus Issues New Rules And Regulations Regarding Christmas Gifts

2006-12-17     The Christmas Letter 06: Seasons Greetings From Our Family To Yours!

2006-12-15     George W. Bush Recites 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'

2006-12-11     Seasons Greedings: Let's Keep Christ Out Of Christmas

2006-11-15     American Television Star Killed While Vacationing In Japan.

2006-11-11     White House Transcript of George W. Bush Phone Call Released: DATE: Wed., Nov 8, 5:00AM EST.

2006-11-08     Election News Roundup- (Post One)

2006-11-07     The 2006 Mid Terms...The Day After

2006-10-25     George W. Bush: "I'm Not Satisfied With The Job I've Done." But We Are.

2006-10-23     George W. Bush: I Never Said, 'Stay The Course, That Would Be Crazy.'

2006-10-16     Lynne Stewart: The Terrorist Ma Barker?

2006-10-15     George W. Bush Confidently Predicts Wins For GOP, Iraq and NY Yankees.

2006-10-12     George W. Bush: "Thank God, It's Not Our Fault."

2006-10-06     Does Mark Foley Represent Another Chance For Democrats To Screw Up?

2006-10-02     Is God Punishing The Republican Party?

2006-10-01     DON'T BE A COMPLETE MORON...REGISTER AND VOTE

2006-09-27     Afghanistan Declares War On Iraq: George W. Bush Orders United States To Fight Itself.

2006-09-23     Osama bin Laden Questions Report Of George W. Bush's Death

2006-09-23     George W. Bush Questions Reports Of Osama Bin Laden's Death.

2006-09-18     The Pope And The Prophet, A Cool Drink Of Water and Gang Warfare: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 9/19/06

2006-09-16     George W. Bush And The World's Most Dangerous Game

2006-09-15     Unconfirmed Sources: "We Support George W. Bush On Terror Tribunals"

2006-09-03     Thank You, Steve Irwin.

2006-09-01     Scooter Libby: "What, You Mean I Lied For Nothing?"

2006-08-28     Taxing Native American Sellers...As Usual, Whites Want A Piece Of The Action.

2006-08-27     In The Wake Of British Airline Plot, Homeland Security Dept. Issues New Terror Alert List

2006-08-26     Increasingly, Americans Demand Bush Give A Timetable For Withdrawal.

2006-08-25     Texas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing.

2006-08-23     George W. Bush: His Upcoming '06 Mid Term Tour and Career Reviewed

2006-08-21     Today In Sports

2006-08-19     George W. Bush Finally Admits: "Iraq War Just A Joke Gone Bad"

2006-08-18     Satire And George W. Bush's Iraq: Sometimes It's Just Not That Funny

2006-08-17     British Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott Denies George W. Bush Insult.

2006-08-16     Nun But The Best

2006-08-14     Please Go Back On Vacation Mr. Bush

2006-08-10     A Look At The Terror Of George W. Bush

2006-08-10     Joe Lieberman: "Terror Plot Proves Ned Lamont Hates Our Freedoms"

2006-08-08     Joe Lieberman To Run As Bull Moose Party Candidate

2006-08-07     New Harris WMD Poll: 50% Of Americans Still Stupid.

2006-07-28     Why George W. Bush Should Stay The Hell Away From Tony Blair

2006-07-25     The GOP Songbook: George Bush Sings "My Favorite Things"

2006-07-21     Stem Cells, Terror Cells And The NAACP Is A Hard Sell: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 7/22/06

2006-07-18     White House Embraces George W. Bush's Trash Talk On Syria

2006-07-15     I Took Your Civil Rights Away

2006-07-04     Kim Jong-Il Disappointed By United States Tribute Failure.

2006-07-03     Joe Lieberman: "If I Lose The Primary, I'm Going To Try And Destroy The Democratic Party."

2006-07-02     Childhood Obesity: An Unconfirmed Sources PSA

2006-06-27     White House Issues Warrant For New York Times Arrest On Treason Charges

2006-06-26     George Bush To Democrats: "You Cut And Run, I Declare Victory!"

2006-06-18     Senate Surprised To Find They've Voted Texas Out Of The Union

2006-06-17     Sunday Travelogue: San Francisco

2006-06-14     New Details Of George Bush Iraq Trip Released

2006-06-11     George W. Bush Elects To Bring Home Certain Troops from Iraq By November.

2006-06-10     Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released

2006-06-02     Gay Marriage Ban-President Says: 'No Gays For This Bush'

2006-05-24     The News On Pot Isn't All Black, Congress Fights For A Black and The Dixie Chicks Are Blacklisted: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: May 25, 2006

2006-05-23     Citing Iraq Victory, George W. Bush Begins Troop Withdrawal.

2006-05-21     Alberto Gonzales Travels Back In Time To Fight Terror

2006-05-20     George W. Bush Fights Illegal Immigrants At U.S. Border.

2006-05-18     White House Announces New Additions To Bush Team

2006-05-17     Business Update: George W. Bush Signs Tax Cut Into Law, DOW Tumbles 214 Points.

2006-05-15     GOPTV Announces New Program

2006-05-14     What's An Archy Anyway?

2006-05-08     White House Releases Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Letter

2006-05-07     Border Collie Days

2006-05-05     Welcome To America: We Hate Your Guts.

2006-04-22     Hu Owns America, Scott McClellan Quits and Karl Rove's New Job...Weakened Review 4/23/06

2006-04-17     George Bush: Donald Rumsfeld Still In Office Due To Simple Mistake.

2006-04-15     Immigrant Memories

2006-04-14     Al Qaeda Issues Statement Of Support For Donald Rumsfeld

2006-04-14     Generals Plead: "Support Our Troops-Dump Rumsfeld."

2006-04-10     James Tobin Phone Jamming Case is Linked To White House- (Update One)

2006-04-09     George Bush: "Maybe It Was Iran After All" - Update One

2006-04-08     Ford's J. Padilla Steps Down, The WHO Steps Up and The New Face Of The NFL: Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- April 9, 2006

2006-04-08     George Bush's Role In Leaks Revealed...A Long Time Ago.

2006-04-07     Scooter Libby, Brian Doyle, Claude Allen and Tom DeLay…The White House Scorecard (Page :Four)

2006-04-06     Thoughts On Being A Good Republican

2006-04-05     After Resignation, Tom DeLay Prepares To Depart On Spiritual Retreat

2006-04-04     George W. Bush Occupies Wisconsin After Iraq Pullout Referendum

2006-04-03     Saddam Hussein to Seek Tom DeLay's Congressional Seat

2006-04-03     Americans Bemoan Tom DeLay Resignation

2006-03-25     After Hurricane Katrina, Ray Nagin's Plan For A New...uh, Orleans.

2006-03-24     George W. Bush Calls For Reasoned Discourse On Immigration Bill

2006-03-23     Bush's Plan For Victory: "Stay The Course- Head For Those Rocks."

2006-03-19     George W. Bush Admits: "Mistakes Were Made, And They Were Mine."

2006-03-17     George Bush Pushes Beef With Rice, The Bills Pile Up, Tom Cruise Balks Over South Park and Gray Wolves Are Blue...Unconfirmed Sources Weakened Review 3/18/06

2006-03-12     Senator Russ Feingold To Put George Bush Censure Resolution Before Congress

2006-03-10     Dubai Ports World To Take Over Management Of Abu Ghraib Prison

2006-03-09     New Buyer Emerges For Ports Control In Wake Of Dubai Pullout

2006-03-07     Tom DeLay-Texas Republicans Celebrate The Victory Of An American Hero.

2006-03-04     The Patriot Act, A Patriot Acts And Gets Sent Home, Bush Acts Patriotic and Gets Away With It...Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- 3-5-06

2006-03-01     Hurricane Katrina Claims Another One, All That Gary Glitters Is Not Gold, Anna Nicole Smith and The Troops Take A Poll…Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: 3/2/06

2006-02-27     George W. Bush Trip Cancelled Due To Security Concerns

2006-02-25     Ken Livingstone Offends The Standard, The Sex Pistols Offend Everyone and Barney Fife Offends No One: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs-February 26, 2006

2006-02-24     United Arab Emirates Irritates, Katharine Harris And Bigamy, Small Of Utah: Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- 2-25-06

2006-02-23     Crazy Brits, Cute Chinese Girls And The Arabs Are Coming…Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs February 23, 2006

2006-02-21     Abortion and South Dakota: Will Roberts And Alito Legislate From The Bench? Republicans Sure Hope So.

2006-02-20     The White House Unveils It's New Drive To Show It's Support For Dick Cheney

2006-02-20     In A Strong Show Of Support, George W. Bush Assigns Dick Cheney An Important New Mission.

2006-02-17     Quail With Rice, The Olympics And Feverish Birds- The Weakend Review: 2/12/06

2006-02-16     In The Wake Of Dick Cheney Shooting, Republicans Close Ranks On Domestic Spying, Patriot Act.

2006-02-15     American Bar Association Asks, Is Dick Cheney's Shooting Of Harry Whittington Retribution For It's Stand On Domestic Spying?

2006-02-14     In The Wake Of Cheney Shooting, Gunfire Erupts In Halls Of The White House

2006-02-13     In A Bi-Partisan Gesture, Dick Cheney Invites Democrats To A Weekend In Texas

2006-02-12     Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line.

2006-02-12     Phrases You Shouldn't Hear Much Anymore

2006-02-10     George W. Bush Drops A Bomb On Los Angeles

2006-02-08     George Bush At Coretta Scott King's Funeral: "Black Folks Still Love Me!"

2006-02-07     Phrases You Don't Hear Much Anymore

2006-02-05     Jason Robida, George Bush and Hillary- The Good, The Bad And The Angry: Unconfirmed Sources News briefs:

2006-02-03     In Speeches, George W. Bush Clarifies State of the Union Policies

2006-01-31     State Of The Union: George W. Bush Issues A Stern Warning To John Roberts, Samuel Alito.

2006-01-30     Chuck Terzella Editorial: Thoughts on Hamas

2006-01-28     George W. Bush's State Of The Union Speech: Domestic Agenda Released

2006-01-25     Donald Rumsfeld Disputes Latest Pentagon Report

2006-01-23     Preventing Terrorism: Public Questions Domestic Spying

2006-01-19     Wilson Pickett's Dead, The WHO's Back and Bin Laden Sings Again...Unconfirmed Sources Newsbriefs 1/20/06

2006-01-18     George W. Bush Disappointed By Supreme Court Right To Die Descision Saying: "I Feel Like Killing Myself"

2006-01-16     (Un) Managed Care: A Trip To The Doctors.

2006-01-15     Republican's Tap Former President Abe Lincoln To Lead The Party's Moral Rehabilitation

2006-01-12     When I Was The Hammer (The Tom DeLay Song)

2006-01-10     George W. Bush Decides The Best Defense Is To Be Offensive

2006-01-09     White House Editorial- Unnamed Source Speaks Out

2006-01-07     Why Are Britons Drinking Themselves To Death? It's The Money, Stupid.

2006-01-05     The Reverand Pat Roberstson Condemns Prime Minister Ariel Sharon To The Fire.

2006-01-04     Abramoff Plea Exposes The Lonliness Of Washington Life

2006-01-03     Revealing Himself To Be A Closet Democrat, Jack Abramoff Pleads Guilty.

2006-01-01     The George W. Bush White House: Flooded With Illegal Leaks

2005-12-30     Unconfirmed Sources 2005 Year In Review

2005-12-29     Inside The Bush White House: Aggression And Apology In Equal Measure

2005-12-28     Tom DeLay: The Hammer Refuses To Get Nailed

2005-12-26     Gas, Cash, Sticky Buns and George W. Bush Reads Your Emails: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: 12/27/05

2005-12-26     Chuck Terzella Editorial: Thank You

2005-10-28     T. M. Elmo on George W. Bush's Short List For Supreme Court.

2005-10-25     White House Abandons Nuclear 'Bunker Buster' In Favor Of A Bigger And Better Bomb.

2005-10-24     White House Admits Hillary Clinton Is Source Of Valerie Plame Leak.

2005-10-21     Citing George W. Bush's Policies, Satire Writers Admit They're Superfluous.

2005-10-19     Rumsfeld Worries About China Nuke Build-up, Everyone Worries About Rumsfeld

2005-10-18     Tom Delay Atty: Evidence Of Guilt Is Proof of Innocence And Vice Versa

2005-10-16     Scooter And The Brain: Libby, Rove Still Targets

2005-10-12     George W. Bush's Iraq: A Cleft Stick Of His Own Cutting

2005-10-09     Citing Rift, God Says He's No Longer On Speaking Terms With George W. Bush

2005-10-07     Islamo-Fascism? George W. Bush Tries Out New Five Syllable Word for Terror.

2005-10-06     George W. Bush: "God Told Me To Veto Anti-Torture Bill"

2005-10-04     The Hammer, The Hammered, Harriet Miers and Sickly Grossbeaks: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Oct. 5, 2005

2005-10-03     Chuck Terzella Editorial: Hi To The Guys In The FBI!

2005-10-02     White House Scorecard: Page Three

2005-09-30     White House Scorecard: Page Two

2005-09-30     Shocked Unconfirmed Sources Editor Kamal El-Din Admits: "It's All Lies!"

2005-09-29     Bill Frist, Tom DeLay and Treasonous Behaviors: White House Issues New Scorecard System

2005-09-27     Is Tom DeLay Guilty? Who Cares!

2005-09-22     George W. Bush Accidentally Stranded in Galveston As Hurricane Rita Approaches

2005-09-21     Fashion World Bands Together To Support Kate Moss

2005-09-18     Chuck Terzella To The Rev. Scratch Messiah, re: Hugo Chavez

2005-09-16     Despite George W. Bush's Sinking Katrina Polls, Hope Floats.

2005-09-15     Chuck Terzella Editorial: Terrorists Beware!

2005-09-11     Chuck Terzella Editorial: The Time Has Come

2005-09-10     Laura Bush Finally Admits: "I Married A Dope"

2005-09-06     George Bush Opens And Closes Hurricane Investigation: "It's No Ones Fault"

2005-09-02     In The Wake Of Hurricane Katrina,George W. Bush Addresses Trent Lotts Loss

2005-09-02     In Katrina's Wake, George W. Bush Vows To Fight Natures Terrorism

2005-09-01     An Open Letter To My Editors At Unconfirmed Sources

2005-08-31     George W. Bush Finally Admits: "It's The Oil, Stupid."

2005-08-30     Bush To Head New Orleans Rescue- Weren't Things Bad Enough?

2005-08-26     Republican Led Congress Refuses To Investigate Pat Robertson For Embezzlement

2005-08-24     Pat Robertson Stays Mum On Homosexual Charges

2005-08-23     Pat Robertson Advocates Assassination But Still Denies Cross Dressing Charges

2005-08-21     Japanese Get Diplomas, Bush Is Committed and Intelligent Design For IDiots: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 8/22/05

2005-08-19     How Dare You Cindy Sheehan: An American's View

2005-08-17     Why George Bush Isn't Worried About Cindy Sheehan

2005-08-16     Chuck Terzella Editorial: Cindy Sheehan Loses The Battle But Wins The War

2005-08-15     Cindy Sheehan Update: Texas Patriot Drives Pickup Truck Through 1,000 Memorial Crosses.

2005-08-12     George W. Bush Makes Peace With Cindy Sheehan, Kim Can Kill Too And Albert Pirro Plugs His Wife: Unconfirmed Sources Newsbriefs 8/13/05

2005-08-11     Chuck Terzella Editorial: A Love Letter To Cindy Sheehan- Update One.

2005-08-10     Cindy Sheehan Scares George W. Bush, Kathleen Harris Scares Me, And Jerry Falwell Scares Everyone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- 8-11-05

2005-08-09     Chuck Terzella Editorial: A Love Letter To Cindy Sheehan.

2005-08-08     Cindy Sheehan Digs In As Feds Mull Over Attack On Camp Casey.

2005-08-07     As Cindy Sheehan Waits, Media Begins Search For The Perfect Gold Star Mother.

2005-08-06     George W. Bush Refuses To Give Up Vacation Time To Meet With Cindy Sheehan, Slain Soldiers Mom.

2005-08-03     Shuttle Adventures, Death Takes A Holiday, Intelligent Design For Idiots And Flour Bombs: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs-8-4-05

2005-08-01     George Bush Is Gods Fault, Bill Frist Is Sane Again And Tom Cruise Isn't: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 8/2/05

2005-07-31     Doctors At Bethesda Naval Hospital Find Worrying Anomaly During George W. Bush Physical

2005-07-30     Chuck Terzella Editotial: A Trip to the Market

2005-07-28     Nothing Much Happened Today

2005-07-26     On Surprise Visit To Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld Kidnapped By Insurgents, Immediately Given Back.

2005-07-25     Evangelical Republicans Outraged at Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll's Compassion

2005-07-24     White House Releases Complete Dossier on Supreme Court Nominee John G. Roberts

2005-07-22     Valerie Plame Grand Jury Calls Unnamed White House Source To Testify- Update One

2005-07-21     Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

2005-07-20     George W. Bush, Cross-Dressing Low Moral and John Roberts: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: July 21, 2005

2005-07-19     Liberals Delighted, Conservatives Dismayed At George W. Bush's Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts

2005-07-17     Scooter Libby Leaks As Well- Update One

2005-07-14     Homeland Security To Terrorists: It's Okay To Bomb Trucks And Trains, But Not Planes.

2005-07-13     A Liberals Plea: Don't Indict Karl Rove or George W. Bush...Yet.

2005-07-11     Karl Rove Calls Me

2005-07-10     Chuck Terzella Editorial: The Bias by Us

2005-07-10     George W. Bush Points To London Bombings As Proof Of Success, God Comments on Hurricane Dennis and Judith Miller Jailed: News Briefs- 7/10/05

2005-07-08     In The Wake Of London Bombings White House Issues New Terror Alert: Update 1

2005-07-05     George W. Bush Clashes With Protesters At G8 Summit And Is Arrested. But That's A Good Thing.

2005-07-03     Valerie Plame and the Politics of Cooking: Update 1

2005-07-01     US/ Terrorists Talks: Insurgents Agree To Leave Iraq, America Will Use New Eminent Domain Laws To Re-Locate Them To Billings, Montana.

2005-06-29     Americans React To George W. Bush's Iraq Speech At Fort Bragg

2005-06-28     Editorial: Why We Must Listen To George W. Bush And Stay The Course In Iraq

2005-06-26     Western Leaders Express Concern Over New Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

2005-06-25     Army Invites Lawmakers To Surprise Visit To Guantanamo. Result: Surprised To Find Conditions Improving...What A Surprise.

2005-06-24     Editorial: Why Karl Rove Is Right

2005-06-21     George W. Bush Calls For Cash For Christians

2005-06-21     Go to Starbucks if you want a cup of coffee...and leave me alone.

2005-06-20     George W. Bush Asks: "Why Can't We All Just Get Along Together?"

2005-06-16     Editorial: Summer- A Time For Hot Dogs, The Beach and The Impeachment Of George W Bush

2005-06-16     George W. Bush, Brain Dead and Blind and The Downing Street Memo: News- June 17, 2005

2005-06-14     George W. Bush Unveils New Iraq Stability Plan

2005-06-12     Gulags, Organics, Horticulture and Walter Jones: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs, June 12th, 2005

2005-05-20     Editorial: What I'll Do On My Summer Vacation

2005-05-11     Bush Administration Takes Credit For "Curbing" Gang Violence

2005-05-03     Evangelical Sex, No More Wars and Hymen Occupied: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs, May 4, 2005

2005-05-02     Italian Bigotry Exposed in Checkpoint Shooting

2005-04-30     The Runaway Bride, Dead Italians and Social Security: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- May 1. 2005

2005-04-26     Bush Turns Down the Heat on His New Energy Policy

2005-04-23     George W. Bush Quietly Mulls Over Gasoline Rationing

2005-04-13     Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: April 14, 2005

2005-04-04     Millions Mourn The Passing of the Pontiff...Mostly

2005-04-02     George W. Bush Gives Thanks As Deaths Of Terri Schiavo and Pope John Paul Move Attention From Rising Fuel Prices, Weak Stock Market And Intelligence Failures

2005-03-31     Support For George W. Bush's Social Security Changes Seen To Be Slipping

2005-03-29     GOPUSA Is Back In Business! Reporters Breath a Sigh Of Relief

 

Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.