Chuck Terzella
Senior Writer for Unconfirmed Sources..........
Some Reader Comments:...............
BB wrote:
Is this really satire or is it the manifestation of an uncanny ability to glimpse into the collective mind of those who unknowingly raze this country under the guise of MCROW (my country right or wrong) patriotism?...........
Harry Vélez Quiñones wrote:
Wish the mainstream media were calling it like you are...........
I only wish this (article)was TRUE!
Thanks for the moment!............
San Franciscan wrote:
You're a computer illiterate, MILDLY funny, Eastern liberal. Stay away from our affairs!..........
Linda Wiedmann wrote:
I'm also from San Franciso (sic.)… do us a favor. DON'T move here. We are a city of thinking and talented people. You have all but two of those qualities.................
mickey wrote:
Now ya got it, W :)
too funny ................
Joe Legnard wrote:
Your site…. is devisive (sic.) and toxic to this country. ............
An-nudder-udder reader wrote:
R u a acting like a dumbass or are u a natural? Did u even go 2 community college?......
A. Reader wrote:
If you can't say unfunny, just say Terzella.
Chuck Terzella
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2009-10-15 Stepping Up (And Falling Down) On The Health Care Debate Quitting Cigarettes- Day 6 . The Leader Of The Pack Cigarette Taxes Smoker Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette...No Wait. Santa Claus Arrested In Giant Ponzi Scheme Travels With Chuckie Travelogue: Syracuse, New York Thanksgiving Travel...Step One The Cure For The Winter Blues is...Well, Winter. Hillary Clinton Wins By Losing Business News- Sun To Lay Off 15% Of Workforce (Update 1) Six Things That George W. Bush Wasn't Responsible For Sarah Palin- "It's amazing that we did as well as we did". Barack Obama Denied Security Clearance By White House Fixing The Financial Crisis- Kids Will Be Kids Barack Obama Makes America Proud, California Shames Itself. Testing Obama In Six Months? Try Six Hours- Russia Announces Missile Deployment. In A Letter Home, George W. Bush Reflects On His Presidency Election 08- The Final Day Obama, McCain Campaign Planes Collide - Ohio Still Up For Grabs. Today On The McCain Campaign Trail Pundits Applaud Sarah Palin As A "Player In 2012" I've Solved Your Financial Crisis. You Can Thank Me Later. McCain Says If His Grandmother Was Alive, She'd Be Sick Too. Barack Obama Makes Surprising Gains Among Former Bush Voters Sarah Palin's Campaign Clothing To Go To Charity After Elections. John McCain Jumps On Joe Biden's "International Crisis" Comment McCain Alleges Voter Fraud Ted Stevens And Santa, Tina Fey And Sarah Palin and Bush Gets A Backbone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 10/19/08 What If John McCain Wins? Counting Out Paul Krugman GOP Strategists Upbeat About McCain's New 'HOWDIK' Strategy. William Ayers: It's Time We All Come Clean Obama/McCain- Debate Two The Sarah Palin Show Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Monday- October 6- 2008 Sarah Palin...A Heartbeat Away? Sarah Palin, John McCain's Answer To Hillary Clinton, Debates Tonight! John McCain Blasts Results Of Surge, Obama's Prediction of Victory Rescuing The Economic Bus Crashes, Asses And No Passes- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Sunday, September 29, 2008 John McCain Quietly Replaces Sarah Palin. John McCain Vows To Battle Budget Crisis Till After Friday's Debate...No, Wait. Judging John McCain Can John McCain Chew Gum And Work On The Mortgage Crisis At The Same Time? The Mortgage Crisis- Phase Two. Morgan Stanley As A Bank- How It Works Ben Bernanke Emails To George W. Bush Hacked From Sarah Palin's Yahoo Account Sarah Palin's Husband Practices For Washington By Stonewalling Probe. The Stock Market Crash...Would You Like An Umbrella With That? Sarah Palin, German Citizenship or Suicide- Tough Choice. Chuck Terzella Endorses Barack Obama SUNDAY NEWS ROUNDUP- December 23, 2007 Yes Virginia, There Is A Real Mitt Romney Santa Claus Answers Your Letters I Support Mitt Romney For President, Figurative Speaking, Of Course. Hillary Clinton, Maybe No Longer Inevitable, But Still Preferred Rachael Ray's Recipe For Christmas Madness Transcript Of George W. Bush's Letter To Kim Jing Il Released George W. Bush Meets With Northern Irish Leaders-Fighting Immediately Breaks Out. In The Wake Of NIE Report, White House Adjusts It's Threshold For War. Russian Elections- Everybody's Got A Mandate. Barak Obama Denies Involvement With Hillary 1984 Video. GOP Issues New Racial Epithet Glossary Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses To Planning Pearl Harbor Attack, Crucifixion Of Jesus Christ, Mt. Vesuvius Eruption. Responding To General Peter Pace's Comments, George W. Bush Openly Endorses Gays In The Military The Unconfirmed Sources War Pool...Pick Your Date For The Invasion Of Iran. (An Interactive Article) Global Warming, Nuclear Attack And Alberto Gonzales ...Is America Ready For Crisis? In Response To Gingrich, Giuliani Affairs, GOP Issues Candidates New Questionnaire. Under Pressure, Ann Coulter Issues Apology For The F-Word I. Lewis Libby Email To George W. Bush Leaked I. Lewis (Scooter) Libby Detained at Dulles Airport. Finally, A Way To Win In Iraq Is America Ready For A Black Or Woman President? Wrong Question. Wall Street Tumbles After Writer Cuts Up Credit Cards. Dick Cheney Held As Material Witness In Kabul Bombing Sunday Fashion Report: How About A Little Hair Of The Dog? Barak Obama Becomes A Real Politician Russia Repossess Nuclear Reactor After Iran Fails To Pay On Time. Financial News: Al Qaeda Worldwide LLC Emerges From Chapter 11 Reorganization Stronger Than Ever. Ralph Fiennes Admits Being Victim During In-Flight Sexual Encounter Breaking His Long Silence, God Admits Responsibility For Iraq War Non-Cancerous Moles Removed From President's Face, But Protests Continue Saddam Hussein Is Dead- Another Special Day In Iraq Santa Claus Issues New Rules And Regulations Regarding Christmas Gifts The Christmas Letter 06: Seasons Greetings From Our Family To Yours! George W. Bush Recites 'Twas The Night Before Christmas' Seasons Greedings: Let's Keep Christ Out Of Christmas American Television Star Killed While Vacationing In Japan. White House Transcript of George W. Bush Phone Call Released: DATE: Wed., Nov 8, 5:00AM EST. Election News Roundup- (Post One) The 2006 Mid Terms...The Day After George W. Bush: "I'm Not Satisfied With The Job I've Done." But We Are. George W. Bush: I Never Said, 'Stay The Course, That Would Be Crazy.' Lynne Stewart: The Terrorist Ma Barker? George W. Bush Confidently Predicts Wins For GOP, Iraq and NY Yankees. George W. Bush: "Thank God, It's Not Our Fault." Does Mark Foley Represent Another Chance For Democrats To Screw Up? Is God Punishing The Republican Party? DON'T BE A COMPLETE MORON...REGISTER AND VOTE Afghanistan Declares War On Iraq: George W. Bush Orders United States To Fight Itself. Osama bin Laden Questions Report Of George W. Bush's Death George W. Bush Questions Reports Of Osama Bin Laden's Death. The Pope And The Prophet, A Cool Drink Of Water and Gang Warfare: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 9/19/06 George W. Bush And The World's Most Dangerous Game Unconfirmed Sources: "We Support George W. Bush On Terror Tribunals" Thank You, Steve Irwin. Scooter Libby: "What, You Mean I Lied For Nothing?" Taxing Native American Sellers...As Usual, Whites Want A Piece Of The Action. In The Wake Of British Airline Plot, Homeland Security Dept. Issues New Terror Alert List Increasingly, Americans Demand Bush Give A Timetable For Withdrawal. Texas Air National Guard Recalls George W. Bush To Active Duty: White House Says He's Missing. George W. Bush: His Upcoming '06 Mid Term Tour and Career Reviewed Today In Sports George W. Bush Finally Admits: "Iraq War Just A Joke Gone Bad" Satire And George W. Bush's Iraq: Sometimes It's Just Not That Funny British Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott Denies George W. Bush Insult. Nun But The Best Please Go Back On Vacation Mr. Bush A Look At The Terror Of George W. Bush Joe Lieberman: "Terror Plot Proves Ned Lamont Hates Our Freedoms" Joe Lieberman To Run As Bull Moose Party Candidate New Harris WMD Poll: 50% Of Americans Still Stupid. Why George W. Bush Should Stay The Hell Away From Tony Blair The GOP Songbook: George Bush Sings "My Favorite Things" Stem Cells, Terror Cells And The NAACP Is A Hard Sell: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 7/22/06 White House Embraces George W. Bush's Trash Talk On Syria I Took Your Civil Rights Away Kim Jong-Il Disappointed By United States Tribute Failure. Joe Lieberman: "If I Lose The Primary, I'm Going To Try And Destroy The Democratic Party." Childhood Obesity: An Unconfirmed Sources PSA White House Issues Warrant For New York Times Arrest On Treason Charges George Bush To Democrats: "You Cut And Run, I Declare Victory!" Senate Surprised To Find They've Voted Texas Out Of The Union Sunday Travelogue: San Francisco New Details Of George Bush Iraq Trip Released George W. Bush Elects To Bring Home Certain Troops from Iraq By November. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi Autopsy Results Released Gay Marriage Ban-President Says: 'No Gays For This Bush' The News On Pot Isn't All Black, Congress Fights For A Black and The Dixie Chicks Are Blacklisted: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: May 25, 2006 Citing Iraq Victory, George W. Bush Begins Troop Withdrawal. Alberto Gonzales Travels Back In Time To Fight Terror George W. Bush Fights Illegal Immigrants At U.S. Border. White House Announces New Additions To Bush Team Business Update: George W. Bush Signs Tax Cut Into Law, DOW Tumbles 214 Points. GOPTV Announces New Program What's An Archy Anyway? White House Releases Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Letter Border Collie Days Welcome To America: We Hate Your Guts. Hu Owns America, Scott McClellan Quits and Karl Rove's New Job...Weakened Review 4/23/06 George Bush: Donald Rumsfeld Still In Office Due To Simple Mistake. Immigrant Memories Al Qaeda Issues Statement Of Support For Donald Rumsfeld Generals Plead: "Support Our Troops-Dump Rumsfeld." James Tobin Phone Jamming Case is Linked To White House- (Update One) George Bush: "Maybe It Was Iran After All" - Update One Ford's J. Padilla Steps Down, The WHO Steps Up and The New Face Of The NFL: Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- April 9, 2006 George Bush's Role In Leaks Revealed...A Long Time Ago. Scooter Libby, Brian Doyle, Claude Allen and Tom DeLay…The White House Scorecard (Page :Four) Thoughts On Being A Good Republican After Resignation, Tom DeLay Prepares To Depart On Spiritual Retreat George W. Bush Occupies Wisconsin After Iraq Pullout Referendum Saddam Hussein to Seek Tom DeLay's Congressional Seat Americans Bemoan Tom DeLay Resignation After Hurricane Katrina, Ray Nagin's Plan For A New...uh, Orleans. George W. Bush Calls For Reasoned Discourse On Immigration Bill Bush's Plan For Victory: "Stay The Course- Head For Those Rocks." George W. Bush Admits: "Mistakes Were Made, And They Were Mine." George Bush Pushes Beef With Rice, The Bills Pile Up, Tom Cruise Balks Over South Park and Gray Wolves Are Blue...Unconfirmed Sources Weakened Review 3/18/06 Senator Russ Feingold To Put George Bush Censure Resolution Before Congress Dubai Ports World To Take Over Management Of Abu Ghraib Prison New Buyer Emerges For Ports Control In Wake Of Dubai Pullout Tom DeLay-Texas Republicans Celebrate The Victory Of An American Hero. The Patriot Act, A Patriot Acts And Gets Sent Home, Bush Acts Patriotic and Gets Away With It...Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- 3-5-06 Hurricane Katrina Claims Another One, All That Gary Glitters Is Not Gold, Anna Nicole Smith and The Troops Take A Poll…Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: 3/2/06 George W. Bush Trip Cancelled Due To Security Concerns Ken Livingstone Offends The Standard, The Sex Pistols Offend Everyone and Barney Fife Offends No One: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs-February 26, 2006 United Arab Emirates Irritates, Katharine Harris And Bigamy, Small Of Utah: Unconfirmed Sources Weakend Review- 2-25-06 Crazy Brits, Cute Chinese Girls And The Arabs Are Coming…Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs February 23, 2006 Abortion and South Dakota: Will Roberts And Alito Legislate From The Bench? Republicans Sure Hope So. The White House Unveils It's New Drive To Show It's Support For Dick Cheney In A Strong Show Of Support, George W. Bush Assigns Dick Cheney An Important New Mission. Quail With Rice, The Olympics And Feverish Birds- The Weakend Review: 2/12/06 In The Wake Of Dick Cheney Shooting, Republicans Close Ranks On Domestic Spying, Patriot Act. American Bar Association Asks, Is Dick Cheney's Shooting Of Harry Whittington Retribution For It's Stand On Domestic Spying? In The Wake Of Cheney Shooting, Gunfire Erupts In Halls Of The White House In A Bi-Partisan Gesture, Dick Cheney Invites Democrats To A Weekend In Texas Cheney Shooting The Opening Salvo In The Program To Keep Conservatives In Line. Phrases You Shouldn't Hear Much Anymore George W. Bush Drops A Bomb On Los Angeles George Bush At Coretta Scott King's Funeral: "Black Folks Still Love Me!" Phrases You Don't Hear Much Anymore Jason Robida, George Bush and Hillary- The Good, The Bad And The Angry: Unconfirmed Sources News briefs: In Speeches, George W. Bush Clarifies State of the Union Policies State Of The Union: George W. Bush Issues A Stern Warning To John Roberts, Samuel Alito. Chuck Terzella Editorial: Thoughts on Hamas George W. Bush's State Of The Union Speech: Domestic Agenda Released Donald Rumsfeld Disputes Latest Pentagon Report Preventing Terrorism: Public Questions Domestic Spying Wilson Pickett's Dead, The WHO's Back and Bin Laden Sings Again...Unconfirmed Sources Newsbriefs 1/20/06 George W. Bush Disappointed By Supreme Court Right To Die Descision Saying: "I Feel Like Killing Myself" (Un) Managed Care: A Trip To The Doctors. Republican's Tap Former President Abe Lincoln To Lead The Party's Moral Rehabilitation When I Was The Hammer (The Tom DeLay Song) George W. Bush Decides The Best Defense Is To Be Offensive White House Editorial- Unnamed Source Speaks Out Why Are Britons Drinking Themselves To Death? It's The Money, Stupid. The Reverand Pat Roberstson Condemns Prime Minister Ariel Sharon To The Fire. Abramoff Plea Exposes The Lonliness Of Washington Life Revealing Himself To Be A Closet Democrat, Jack Abramoff Pleads Guilty. The George W. Bush White House: Flooded With Illegal Leaks Unconfirmed Sources 2005 Year In Review Inside The Bush White House: Aggression And Apology In Equal Measure Tom DeLay: The Hammer Refuses To Get Nailed Gas, Cash, Sticky Buns and George W. Bush Reads Your Emails: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: 12/27/05 Chuck Terzella Editorial: Thank You T. M. Elmo on George W. Bush's Short List For Supreme Court. White House Abandons Nuclear 'Bunker Buster' In Favor Of A Bigger And Better Bomb. White House Admits Hillary Clinton Is Source Of Valerie Plame Leak. Citing George W. Bush's Policies, Satire Writers Admit They're Superfluous. Rumsfeld Worries About China Nuke Build-up, Everyone Worries About Rumsfeld Tom Delay Atty: Evidence Of Guilt Is Proof of Innocence And Vice Versa Scooter And The Brain: Libby, Rove Still Targets George W. Bush's Iraq: A Cleft Stick Of His Own Cutting Citing Rift, God Says He's No Longer On Speaking Terms With George W. Bush Islamo-Fascism? George W. Bush Tries Out New Five Syllable Word for Terror. George W. Bush: "God Told Me To Veto Anti-Torture Bill" The Hammer, The Hammered, Harriet Miers and Sickly Grossbeaks: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Oct. 5, 2005 Chuck Terzella Editorial: Hi To The Guys In The FBI! White House Scorecard: Page Three White House Scorecard: Page Two Shocked Unconfirmed Sources Editor Kamal El-Din Admits: "It's All Lies!" Bill Frist, Tom DeLay and Treasonous Behaviors: White House Issues New Scorecard System Is Tom DeLay Guilty? Who Cares! George W. Bush Accidentally Stranded in Galveston As Hurricane Rita Approaches Fashion World Bands Together To Support Kate Moss Chuck Terzella To The Rev. Scratch Messiah, re: Hugo Chavez Despite George W. Bush's Sinking Katrina Polls, Hope Floats. Chuck Terzella Editorial: Terrorists Beware! Chuck Terzella Editorial: The Time Has Come Laura Bush Finally Admits: "I Married A Dope" George Bush Opens And Closes Hurricane Investigation: "It's No Ones Fault" In The Wake Of Hurricane Katrina,George W. Bush Addresses Trent Lotts Loss In Katrina's Wake, George W. Bush Vows To Fight Natures Terrorism An Open Letter To My Editors At Unconfirmed Sources George W. Bush Finally Admits: "It's The Oil, Stupid." Bush To Head New Orleans Rescue- Weren't Things Bad Enough? Republican Led Congress Refuses To Investigate Pat Robertson For Embezzlement Pat Robertson Stays Mum On Homosexual Charges Pat Robertson Advocates Assassination But Still Denies Cross Dressing Charges Japanese Get Diplomas, Bush Is Committed and Intelligent Design For IDiots: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 8/22/05 How Dare You Cindy Sheehan: An American's View Why George Bush Isn't Worried About Cindy Sheehan Chuck Terzella Editorial: Cindy Sheehan Loses The Battle But Wins The War Cindy Sheehan Update: Texas Patriot Drives Pickup Truck Through 1,000 Memorial Crosses. George W. Bush Makes Peace With Cindy Sheehan, Kim Can Kill Too And Albert Pirro Plugs His Wife: Unconfirmed Sources Newsbriefs 8/13/05 Chuck Terzella Editorial: A Love Letter To Cindy Sheehan- Update One. Cindy Sheehan Scares George W. Bush, Kathleen Harris Scares Me, And Jerry Falwell Scares Everyone- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- 8-11-05 Chuck Terzella Editorial: A Love Letter To Cindy Sheehan. Cindy Sheehan Digs In As Feds Mull Over Attack On Camp Casey. As Cindy Sheehan Waits, Media Begins Search For The Perfect Gold Star Mother. George W. Bush Refuses To Give Up Vacation Time To Meet With Cindy Sheehan, Slain Soldiers Mom. Shuttle Adventures, Death Takes A Holiday, Intelligent Design For Idiots And Flour Bombs: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs-8-4-05 George Bush Is Gods Fault, Bill Frist Is Sane Again And Tom Cruise Isn't: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs 8/2/05 Doctors At Bethesda Naval Hospital Find Worrying Anomaly During George W. Bush Physical Chuck Terzella Editotial: A Trip to the Market Nothing Much Happened Today On Surprise Visit To Iraq, Donald Rumsfeld Kidnapped By Insurgents, Immediately Given Back. Evangelical Republicans Outraged at Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. Knoll's Compassion White House Releases Complete Dossier on Supreme Court Nominee John G. Roberts Valerie Plame Grand Jury Calls Unnamed White House Source To Testify- Update One Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Calls On George W. Bush To Fire Karl Rove and Scooter Libby. George W. Bush, Cross-Dressing Low Moral and John Roberts: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: July 21, 2005 Liberals Delighted, Conservatives Dismayed At George W. Bush's Supreme Court Nominee John Roberts Scooter Libby Leaks As Well- Update One Homeland Security To Terrorists: It's Okay To Bomb Trucks And Trains, But Not Planes. A Liberals Plea: Don't Indict Karl Rove or George W. Bush...Yet. Karl Rove Calls Me Chuck Terzella Editorial: The Bias by Us George W. Bush Points To London Bombings As Proof Of Success, God Comments on Hurricane Dennis and Judith Miller Jailed: News Briefs- 7/10/05 In The Wake Of London Bombings White House Issues New Terror Alert: Update 1 George W. Bush Clashes With Protesters At G8 Summit And Is Arrested. But That's A Good Thing. Valerie Plame and the Politics of Cooking: Update 1 US/ Terrorists Talks: Insurgents Agree To Leave Iraq, America Will Use New Eminent Domain Laws To Re-Locate Them To Billings, Montana. Americans React To George W. Bush's Iraq Speech At Fort Bragg Editorial: Why We Must Listen To George W. Bush And Stay The Course In Iraq Western Leaders Express Concern Over New Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Army Invites Lawmakers To Surprise Visit To Guantanamo. Result: Surprised To Find Conditions Improving...What A Surprise. Editorial: Why Karl Rove Is Right George W. Bush Calls For Cash For Christians Go to Starbucks if you want a cup of coffee...and leave me alone. George W. Bush Asks: "Why Can't We All Just Get Along Together?" Editorial: Summer- A Time For Hot Dogs, The Beach and The Impeachment Of George W Bush George W. Bush, Brain Dead and Blind and The Downing Street Memo: News- June 17, 2005 George W. Bush Unveils New Iraq Stability Plan Gulags, Organics, Horticulture and Walter Jones: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs, June 12th, 2005 Editorial: What I'll Do On My Summer Vacation Bush Administration Takes Credit For "Curbing" Gang Violence Evangelical Sex, No More Wars and Hymen Occupied: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs, May 4, 2005 Italian Bigotry Exposed in Checkpoint Shooting The Runaway Bride, Dead Italians and Social Security: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- May 1. 2005 Bush Turns Down the Heat on His New Energy Policy George W. Bush Quietly Mulls Over Gasoline Rationing Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: April 14, 2005 Millions Mourn The Passing of the Pontiff...Mostly George W. Bush Gives Thanks As Deaths Of Terri Schiavo and Pope John Paul Move Attention From Rising Fuel Prices, Weak Stock Market And Intelligence Failures Support For George W. Bush's Social Security Changes Seen To Be Slipping GOPUSA Is Back In Business! Reporters Breath a Sigh Of Relief Women Drivers, Biblical Judgements and Iraq Finds Peace Through Grease...Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: March 29th, 2005 George W. Bush Polls Drop So He Arms the World, Jeb Retreats and The Terrorist Have Plumbing Problems- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: March 26,2005 George W. Bush Takes Credit for Astounding Jobs Growth in Mexico, China and India Congress Votes to Remove George W. Bush's Feeding Tube: Cites the fact that He's Brain Dead Anyway. Clergy Condemns Congress Over Teri Schiavo, Obesity Saves Social Security and John Paul II Gets Pissed- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Monday, March 21, 2005 The White House Supports Abortion, Kinky Christian Kids and Paul Wolfowitz Banks On Bombing: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Sunday, March 20, 2005 Teri Schaivo, Torture, And Dead Guys...Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Friday, March 11, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Thursday, March 10, 2005 George W. Bush to the Middle East: "Live Free or Die" George W. Bush, Britney Spears and Bono: Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Monday, March 07, 2005 Bush Administration Withdraws UN Anti Abortion Push- John Paul II Furious- Excommunicates The Entire Planet- Catholic Church Shuts Down 1,500 News Briefs: Thursday, February 24, 2005 Conservative Christians Dismayed Over Liberals Treatment of Jim Gannon Jeff Gannon, George W. Bush's Back Door Man. Porter Goss and Donald Rumsfeld: The War Is Going Well, If You Don't Mind Losing. George Bush Threatens to Veto Security, China Population Control and Hymen Gets Hit... A Trip To The Mid Hudson Mall (Originally Published 2001) Baby 81 Isn't Mine, Paul Bremmer Has Cash to Spare and Man Gets Malled...Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Monday, February 14, 2005 George W. Bush Bribes Poland, Donald Rumsfeld Begs NATO And The White House Gay Porn Scandal- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Thursday, February 10, 2005 News Briefs: Tuesday, February 08, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Monday, February 07, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Friday, February 04, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Wednesday, February 02, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Tuesday, February 01, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 31, 2005 2.2 Million Sudanese apply for Indonesian Citizenship: Jakarta Says No Way George W. Bush Unveils His Plan To Save Social Security: Old People Will be Required To Kill Themselves. What To Do When You're Terrorized The Bush Adminstration Demands Eighty Billion Dollars More To Cover Iraq's Weekly Expenses George W. Bush First Phones Terrorist Group, Then Pro Life Group- Couldn't Tell The Difference Codoleezza Rice Testimony Schocker: "I Was bin Ladens Babe!" Unconfirmed Sources Reporter Chuck Terzella Covers the Inauguration Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: Sunday, January 16, 2005 Outgoing AG John Ashcroft Arrested for Statue Theft...The Boob. Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 13th, 2005 White House Points to Link Between Social Security and HIV/AIDS Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 11th, 2005 Armstrong Williams Scandal: Second Journalist Admits Taking Money From White House Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 10th,2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 9th, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 7th, 2005 Administration Outsources Iraq Security to Al Qaida Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 6, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 5th, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: January 4th, 2005 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 30, 2004 Unconfirmed Sources news Briefs: December 28th, 2004 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 27,2004 Twas The Night Before Christmas: The Morning After Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 23rd,2004 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 20th, 2004 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 18th, 2004 The Christmas Letter Star Wars Missle Test Fails: Hymen Hurt Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 14th, 2004 Administration Announces Sale of U.S. Army to China Bernard Kerik's Out, Robert Novak's In Robert Novak Still Skates as Scooter Libby Gives it Up. Donald Rumsfeld's Plea: Send Our Troops Your Scrap Metal Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 10th, 2004 Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 8th, 2004 Bush to Troops: Thanks for Dying for My Mistakes Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs: December 6, 2004 Duncan Hunter: Finally, a War Monger I Can Respect George W. Bush Will Not Return For Second Term: Latest Administration Resignations John Danforth Resigns UN Post After 6 Months: No One Will Play With Him White House Condemns Misuse of Republican Slush Funds in Phone Jamming Case Ohio Versus Jesse Jackson: The Election Down for the (re) Count? Viktor Yushchenko to George W. Bush: Don't Help Me, Please. Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs The CIA Under Porter Goss Gets Even Better Ukraine Election Gives Democrats a Lesson in Democracy George W. Bush at APEC Summit: A Bruising Experience White House Supports Network Television Ban of Christian Films John McCain Poised to be Vice President After Dick Cheney Retires Spanish P.M. Reacts with Glee to George W. Bush's Snub Jerry Falwell Issues Fatwah George Bush to Insurgents: We're Coming for You George W. Bush Made Me a Fundamentalist Christian George W. Bush: I Have a ManDate Did I Say I Don't Like George W. Bush? Nonsense! George W. Bush Votes For John Kerry: Refuses To Admit it was a Mistake Republicans and Democrats Gear up for Recount Season George W. Bush Gives His Final Campaign Speech White House Denies Explosives Are Missing Bill Clinton Presidential Library Set to Open George W. Bush's Employment Record Ignites the Party Faithful Kerry Attacks Bush... Physically George W. Bush Calls Robertson a Skanky Liar
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